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Too much chinese comida

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SPKR689 TOO MANY NOODLES!!!!!!

Icicle1penguin Ugh. General chow shrimp beat me tonight! Well played general...

Nori4Reel guess what i did...i poisoned the chow shrimp and now hes in a deep sleep AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

krazy4kowalski You suck, Nori!

Nori4Reel i do not suck!skipper suck!

Sandrei You suck

Nori4Reel STOP DOING THAT!DX

KowalskiTheLich Nori, leave Skipper alone. Sandrei, leave Nori alone.

Sandrei She started it

Nori4Reel yeah like.... thousand years ago!

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PoM Pics

added by Metallica1147

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Colorful Penguins!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Fit to Print

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uh wierd.....like really wierd.....

added by Shadowpenguin

Source: Me, Scanner, Airhead, 7-11, and Disicable Me

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My Idea For A Coca Cola Ad Starring Marlene.

posted by RustyandJuneP

So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the fonte for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 or 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...

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I AM: POM Style! ~ PART 2: KOWALSKI, (a.k.a. The "Options Guy")

posted by yokaisummoner

"Rock & Roll Boys!"

A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poesia and mais like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided por The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the pinguim Team...

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Unexpected amor

posted by Jhoman12

It Was A Perfect Sunny dia And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He Said I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene Said "Uh Ok Come On In" She Said At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected amor Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene Said To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice Said "yes I Do" She Said *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I amor You" Marlene Said "I amor You Too" Maurice Said Then They kiss Again
The End

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fã fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fã fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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PoM fãs United!

posted by JediPenguin16

"Smile and wave, boys, Smile and wave."

Remember that? The magical moment when you first met Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico? What about when you discovered the new spin off show on Nick? How you laughed at the jokes and Skippers paranoia? Or watching Kowalski and Rico's developing characters, King Julien's crazy antics, Mort's obsession with DA FEET, Maurice eating those bad leechee nuts, Marlene and Skipper interacting alone for the first time, creating one the most popular pairings? Remember the joy you felt when you found a whole site on fanpop dedicated to your beloved PoM characters?...

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What's in your heart(part 1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Marlene: oi guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings you here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad you remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...

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Penguins of Madagascar Operation taco Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Private: Not that this taco doesn't look good, but that chunky almôndega, bola de carne of hot sauce and soggy taco shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: You said it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the taco jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The taco moved. Did you see that? Skipper's taco flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....

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The Happy, The Surprised, And The I Don't Care X3

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Night and Dazed

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The Blood Night Chapter 11: Escaping the Tower

posted by 67Dodge

When Private continued crying for Dr. Murdoch's death, they heard a loud bang, apparently, what Dr. Murdoch fell on when he died was a self-destruct button. They then saw parts of the roof break off and fall. "We must leave now!!" yelled Kowalski. "The place is falling apart!! We gotta go now Private!!" yelled Marlene. "I will go with you, but we will take Dr. Murdoch's body with us!!" said Private, tears in his eyes. "Rico!! Lift the body out of here!!" said Skipper. Rico lifted up Dr. Murdoch's body, and slung it over his shoulder. Another part of the roof broke off and hit the ground, making...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins cantar some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed por repeating violão, guitarra frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring you to your knees
It will make you beg for mais until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But you like what you see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what you need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Unlikely Rivalry (If your a hockey fan, then you will like this story)

posted by Metallica1147

Unlikely Rivalry

It’s a Saturday night and the penguins are at the HQ, but there was a certain pinguim that was only focused on the television, and it wasn’t Private this time. It was Skipper.

“Alright come on, go, go, go, goal, and the Penguins score again!”

“That’s great, and that means that the Penguins tie it up and the game is going to overtime!” said Kowalski.

“Yup and soon the Penguins will beat the-”

But before Skipper could finish his statement, the otters Brandon and Marlene came in.

“Hey guys!” said Marlene.

“What’s...

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The penguins meet Harry potter IWrote this because I amor Harry potter

posted by alex356

Me:well I got a letter
Skipper:who be seading you letters
Me:I don't know
The letter says: HogWarts school for witchcraft and wizardy
The penguins look up
Me:what?
Skipper:Alex your a wizard you have to go I'll sign
Me:I know but guess what I get to see Harry yes
Skipper:well you sead owl post
Me:tons I promise
At HogWarts
Me:Harry,Ron,Hermoie hi
Harry:maybe you'll be a griffendory
Me:I hope so to
At the sorting cermony
The hat:griffendory!
Me:YES
Harry:congrats Alex
Me:thanks you know I miss the penguins
The doors balanço open and hagrid comes in and guess who came with him

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 1)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....

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Psycho: Chapter 8

posted by 67Dodge

Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited mais than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want you guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one mais night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 4: Take Me As I Am

posted by jackandjill2

Just wondering... is anyone actually leitura this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few minutos later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted por Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski said in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking or something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...

Skipper, Hans and the Church of Destiny Chapter nine: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

posted by beastialmoon

Hey! Here’s another installment. The song is from the BEST southern rock band of all time – AEROSMITH!!!

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing'
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Marlene couldn’t believe it. She was faithful that Skipper was just trapped under the bell, and could not break free. The sino was at an angle with the ground, causing one side to be a crack above the concrete while the other was...