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posted by 67Dodge
Marlene remembered when and where to go. 6:30pm at Private's mother's house. Marlene was waiting in her assento at the house, she waited for Private to come downstairs and talk. She looked around, the cozinha looked old, judging that the house was built in post-world war 2 periods, the mesa, tabela was square, but with a beautiful chandelier hovering above, and the chairs were soft and cushoned. 'What's taking him so long?' Marlene had asked herself. Before she decided to give up and walk away, she heard arguing upstairs, it was Private, arguing with his mother, again. 'I can't let my sweet baby boy down there!! You gotta stop this dating nonsense before I take extra measures on your relationship with that mammal!!' yelled Private's mother. 'But mum, she loves me, and I feel the same way, please accept her as she is!!' begged Private. 'Fine, I'll let you see her down there, but it'll be the LAST time you'll ever meet her on fully!!' yelled Private's mother. 'Nag nag nag!!! Go die in a hole!!' yelled Private, before slamming the door. He walked down the staircase, and sat across from Marlene. 'I'm so sorry Marlene, I promise this'll be the last time we encontro, data in this dreary house,' promised Private.
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Throught the whole date, Marlene remained quiet, barely pushing her comida around. 'Anything wrong love?' asked Private. 'Nothing, it's just, I wanna get to meet her, and let her know that she needs help, have you tried to put her in a retirement home?' asked Marlene. 'She hates leaving me, she's jealous of you love, she won't let me leave!! But, we can always elope and run away,' suggested Private. 'Elope? I can take you with me!! To California!! We can live there for the rest of our lives, together!!' shouted Marlene cheerfully. 'Shhhh!!! Remember, my mum?' whispered Private. 'Got it, when we go, I'll take the $40,000 check with me, and you'll be with me in a lovely apartment,' replied Marlene. 'Of course, but we have to head back to the motel, my car is over there,' whispered Private. 'You mean, you own the sportscar parked in the shed outside?' asked Marlene. 'Yep, hurry now, mum is old, but she is very fast at her actions, we must head there now,' said Private. After reaching the motel, Marlene began to take a chuveiro for the long journey ahead, and she noticed Skipper had gone to talk to Private, she shrugged it off, and turned on the water, letting the cool water heat up for her to wash up.
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'Alright Mr. Bates, what're ya up to? I see you're leaving with Marlene, what for?!' asked Skipper, pressing Private against the wall. 'Stop calling me Mr. Bates!! Thats my last name!! Secondly, I'm in amor with her, but mum won't let us love, so we're running away!!' answered Private. 'With my girl? I saw her first, I slept in the same room first!! She's mine!!' yelled Skipper, getting ready to soco him. 'Pleeeease don't hurt me!! I didn't know you liked her!! I'm sorry!!' yelled Private, frantically waving his flippers as Skipper punched his beak. Private grabbed his beak in agony, crying hard, then ran out the door to the lobby. Skipper then decided to go out for a drive so he could think on what he did, so he walked to the door, ran out, and he hopped in the Eleanor, and drove off, feeling guilt run through his body, eating him away like a powerful acid. He then saw Private crying, climbing up the steps to his house, and entering inside the house. 'Ugh, why do I have to hurt people when it doesn't need toget bad?' Skipper had asked himself, the guilt continued eating him alive, like a hungry cannibal knawing his grizzled bones.
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Marlene had not heard the argument, because the water was so loud and she let it run down her fur, she was always calm in the water, she felt free, and alive, in the water, she always did. But this chuveiro went different, she could barely see through the translucent chuveiro curtain, and she heard a click, from the lock on her bedroom door, she thought it was probably Skipper, so she felt calm. She did see the figure of a pinguim at the door, but it was not Skipper's, it didn't look like Private's shadow either, she saw a flipper, peer through the curtain. Marlene got scared, no, frightened to the bone. 'Skipper, is it you?!' she asked, quivering, 'Oh wait, is it Mrs. Bates? I know your son!!' said Marlene. She screamed as she saw the shadow of a faca on the other flipper. 'I am Private's mum, you leave my boy alone, forever!!!' yelled Private's mother as she started stabbing Marlene. Marlene gasped and screamed, kicking around in the stall, she put up a good 3-4 minuto fight, before the wounds finally killed her. Private's mother ran out, heading for the door, a bloody trail of foot prints left over. Private was in the lobby and began to check up on rooms, the first 5 rooms being normal, then, he unlocked the door to Marlene's room. He scraped his feet on the 'Welcome' rug and headed inside, Skipper wasn't there, and Private knew Marlene should be dryed off por now. 'Marlene? Lovy? Are you- AAAAHHH!!!' yelled Private as he entered the bathroom, he had started to cry and rolled her body around, no pulse, no coração beat. 'Mum... She probably did this...' said Private to himself, 'You sick son of a bitch, I gotta file this, but mum can't get arrested yet, Skippah will be pissed if he finds that my mum killed her...'
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Private frantically cleaned up the bloody mess, and let it drain to the shower, he then picked up Marlene's lifeless body, and wrapped her in the chuveiro curtain, he then ran to his car, as fat as he was, he ran faster than normal, threw Marlene's body in the car, and drove off. He then saw the swamp that lied behind the ridge of the mountains and began to drive past the speed limit, since there were no cops in the area. 'Where's that damned bayou?!' yelled Private to himself. He slowed down at the bumps in the searing torrent of rain, wiping off sweat from his forehead and crying tears. 'Why does mum ruin everything for me?! She needs to be put in an institution for this!!' he had thought. He then sighed in relief as he saw the swamp, laden with plants and trees. 'Here's the spot,' thought Private. He then ran to the trunk, pulled out Marlene's corpse, and dumped it into the water, watching it sink out of view. Out of sight, but not out of mind. He then ran into the car, and slammed on the accelerator, driving off with a screech into the rain.
One day, In 1979, soon or later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, you retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This golfinho is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do you know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...
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added by skipperluvs
Source: Don't mess with Penguins
posted by Bluepenguin
- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two mais hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one dia can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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added by fun123fun
ms.kowlski rellly wanted me to make this so i just trew stuff with kowlski in there and done not my best work
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Source: ME!
added by PenguinXXX
added by Sandrei
added by Penguin11
Source: Me myself and I
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Nick.com
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added by Bluepenguin
Source: Fit to Print
added by Shadowpenguin
Source: Me, Scanner, Airhead, 7-11, and Disicable Me
 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poesia and mais like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided por The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the pinguim Team...
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posted by Jhoman12
It Was A Perfect Sunny dia And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He Said I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene Said "Uh Ok Come On In" She Said At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected amor Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene Said To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice Said "yes I Do" She Said *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I amor You" Marlene Said "I amor You Too" Maurice Said Then They kiss Again
The End
The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fã fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...
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Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...
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posted by JediPenguin16
"Smile and wave, boys, Smile and wave."

Remember that? The magical moment when you first met Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico? What about when you discovered the new spin off show on Nick? How you laughed at the jokes and Skippers paranoia? Or watching Kowalski and Rico's developing characters, King Julien's crazy antics, Mort's obsession with DA FEET, Maurice eating those bad leechee nuts, Marlene and Skipper interacting alone for the first time, creating one the most popular pairings? Remember the joy you felt when you found a whole site on fanpop dedicated to your beloved PoM characters?...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
Marlene: oi guys!
Skipper: Hello Marlene. What brings you here today?
Marlene: I'm just sooo excited for tomorrow! Guess why?
Private: Julien's moving?
Marlene: No.
Kowalski: NASA chose me to go on the trip to Mars?
Marlene: No.
Rico: Buttons!
Marlene: I wish! but nope. Actually its-
Skipper: Your birthday.

Marlene: Yes! I'm sooo glad you remembered!
Skipper: Of course I did. Unlike these knuckle-heads.

Kowalski: Umm, I had a lot in my mind lately...
Private: I was visiting Barry this week...
Rico: Heheheh...

Marlene: Right....Well I'll go now! I gotta clean my habitat for tomorrow!

(leaves the room)

Skipper:...
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Private: Not that this taco doesn't look good, but that chunky almôndega, bola de carne of hot sauce and soggy taco shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: You said it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the taco jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The taco moved. Did you see that? Skipper's taco flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive....
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