Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: The War Times chapter 1: the hard times

posted by fun123fun

it was a normal dia in Antartica
marry was the wife of the leder of the artic army Germamy Scar. a baby was born named polly. but those were bad times. penguins from denmark were comeing in ships,hans as there leader. marry was lost and found the denmark hideout. they wanted antartica for themselfs so they knew they had to take out the leader of the army for the artic.marry heard everyword. "we will kidnap the leader's doughter so he will have to give up!" said hans. marry ran to her igloo and got her dougter.she put he in a wooden engradado, caixa with a locket around her neack.It was the only way to protect her little girl. polly was crying becuse the fact she was so young and being seperated por her parents. marry knew polly will be strong. she gave her last words to polly with tears and kissed her then she let go of the box and it was in the water flloating away. you could here her scream MA MA!the seguinte dia the denmark army broke into marry's igloo "WHERE IS POLLY!" hans yelled marry refused to tell hans where her little girl is so he had no choice so they took her away as a perisoner. all polly had was a rosa, -de-rosa ribbon and the locket as she floated away. she wached the stars and said "star birght i need someone to help me" the stars herd her do the current was heading another dirction. it started to get warmer but polly got use to it.
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where is the stars bringing her? find out seguinte chapter on the war times

warpenguin I think that relly sad

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the título says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any título with a Roman numeral seguinte to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

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pinguim Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding o espaço is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are you doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't you be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do you know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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pinguim Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lémure, lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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pinguim Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins beijar Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your pinguim Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm composição literária this so you can find out wich pinguim you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your favorito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favorito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a amendoim manteiga winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a corvo showted, as manny badgers and animais ran against Mr. Linert and his arau, papagaio, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried lobo Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's título becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone por sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would procurar for clues the seguinte morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The lontra (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The lontra (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One dia in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pinguim documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My violão, guitarra (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm composição literária 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are you doing here?"
   "Well, you seem a bit down in the dumps mais than usual." Private replied. Julien responded por laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few mais animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed por his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lémure, lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 4/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are you guys atuação so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally show up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop you and send you back to your gloomy Virtual World, where you came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

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Invisible Ninja Bowling Pin

posted by EppofangirlXD

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

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Little Sister Chapter 3

posted by Kowalski355

Chapter 3.

Little Sister

Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They said they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.

Ally: *goes into lémure, lemur habitat* Mort? You here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need you to tell...

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A Week In Death Chapter 2: Tragedy.

posted by 67Dodge

After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," said Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get peixe today," said Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 minutos tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...