(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot or not)
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a dia about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a encontro, data Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to encontro, data again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure amor exist anymore."
"Skipper, amor does exist," said Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?" said Skipper, "I thought a guy like you doesn't believe in this stuff."
"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that amor IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. You already did."
"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.
"I know you had your difficulties over the past...decade," said Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's dia the best dia for all the loveless losers like you!"
Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."
"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a amor potion, use the Love-U-lator again, or do you want to spy on someone and take notes.
"All the above!" Kowalski said happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out por dinner!" he said through the steel door.
Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are you gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know you don't like this holiday, but-"
Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he said and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if you need me, I'll be outside..."
Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Rico," he said, "Do you believe in love?"
"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"
"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think amor doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."
"Skipper just needed another date," said Kowalski when he burst through the door.
"K'walski, aren't you working on a potion or something?" asked Private.
"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."
"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.
"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about amor that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.
"What? Skippa'?" said Private, "Why him?"
"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his coração broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."
"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.
"I'll do what I did with Marlene," said Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."
"Tha'll work!" said Rico.
"Huddle up!" said Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
----
"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," said Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in amor with someone."
"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.
"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."
"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" said Kowalski.
23 minutos later...
"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," said Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."
While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."
"Sorry Julien," said Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."
"What? Who would want to encontro, data Skipper?" said Julien, "He's too...boring."
Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"
Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"
"Why are you atuação so suprised?" said Julien.
"Well, when you put in his traits, what did you put?" asked Private.
"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"
"You gotta put mais than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"
Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they lost it.
"Uhh, he's a good person?" said Private.
"Eh, whatever. Type it in," said Kowalski.
"He's also bossy," said Julien and began to type it in.
"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.
"Yes Private," said Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."
"All right..."
They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" said Julien.
"...Let's try," said Kowalski.
"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."
At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"
"It's a dia about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a encontro, data Skippa'!"
"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to encontro, data again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure amor exist anymore."
"Skipper, amor does exist," said Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."
"You too Kowalski?" said Skipper, "I thought a guy like you doesn't believe in this stuff."
"I DO Skipper!" he said, "It is a fact that amor IS here. All scientist know there is love. We just don't have a clear explanation for it. We don't even have a clue on how it comes to us. I think it's related to mind control...but it's just a theory. Everyone is bound to experience it someday. You already did."
"I didn't experience anything!" he yelled.
"I know you had your difficulties over the past...decade," said Kowalski, "But I am now going to make Valentine's dia the best dia for all the loveless losers like you!"
Skipper stared angrily at Kowalski. "Uhh, I mean for people who can't find true love..."
"Well, what are gonna do?" asked Skipper, "Make a amor potion, use the Love-U-lator again, or do you want to spy on someone and take notes.
"All the above!" Kowalski said happily in his high voice. "And I better start now if I want to make it on time for tomorrow." Kowalski ran to his lab and locked the door behind him. "I'll be out por dinner!" he said through the steel door.
Private waddled over to his leader. "Hey Skippa', What are you gonna do this Valentine's Day?" he asked. "Now, I know you don't like this holiday, but-"
Skipper put his flipper over Private's beak. "Private, don't talk me into dating anyone," he said and released his hold on Private's beak. "Now if you need me, I'll be outside..."
Skipper walked over to the ladder and climbed out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Rico," he said, "Do you believe in love?"
"Dunno," he replied, "Why?"
"Nothing really. Is just that, why does Skippa' think amor doesn't exist?" asked Private, "Love is everywhere! I thought he would've believed in it when he dated Kitka...then again, they did broke up."
"Skipper just needed another date," said Kowalski when he burst through the door.
"K'walski, aren't you working on a potion or something?" asked Private.
"Uhh, not really," he replied. "I just wanted to wait until Skipper's gone."
"Why is that?" asked the young soldier.
"Nothing. He doesn't like talking about amor that much so I thought I should leave him out on this," he said, "Actually, I wanted to use Skipper in my tests." Kowalski grinned shyly.
"What? Skippa'?" said Private, "Why him?"
"Well, if this succeds with him, then it will probably work on anybody," he said, "Skipper did have his coração broken a couple of times. This might get him his true love!...And hopefully, it's not another predator."
"But what if Skippa' didn't want to?" asked Private.
"I'll do what I did with Marlene," said Kowalski, "beg in a hush whisper until he does."
"Tha'll work!" said Rico.
"Huddle up!" said Kowalski. Everyone formed a small circle. "This is what we'll do."
----
"Ok, I'm gonna need Rico to spy on Skipper," said Kowalski, "While Private and I work on a potion and ideas on how to make Skipper fall in amor with someone."
"Kay!" Rico climbed up the ladder and out of the fishbowl enterance.
"Ok...what are we going to do?" Kowalski asked Private.
"Maybe we should find a way to match Skipper up with a female first," suggested Private. "Then we could get started with the ♥ potion. We're not gonna use it on him though. We'll use it some other time."
"Ok, I'll get my Love-U-Lator and fix it up!" said Kowalski.
23 minutos later...
"Done! Now this Love-U-Lator will match Skipper up with someone in this zoo," said Kowalski. "Now we first have to put some of Skipper's traits and wait for the Love-U-Lator to work it's magic."
While waiting for the Love-U-Lator to do it's 'magic', Julien burst through the door. "Hello crazy birds! I would like to have your television," he said, "Now hand it over."
"Sorry Julien," said Private, "But we're using it to fine Skipper a date."
"What? Who would want to encontro, data Skipper?" said Julien, "He's too...boring."
Private looked at the screen. "Hey Kowalski. What does that mean?"
Kowalski looked up. "Argh! Skipper doesn't have a match!"
"Why are you atuação so suprised?" said Julien.
"Well, when you put in his traits, what did you put?" asked Private.
"I put Male, a leader, and a penguin," replied Kowalski, "Why?"
"You gotta put mais than that!" yelled Private, "What else is Skippa?"
Everyone in the room began to think. Then the started pacing. Then the all snaped...then they lost it.
"Uhh, he's a good person?" said Private.
"Eh, whatever. Type it in," said Kowalski.
"He's also bossy," said Julien and began to type it in.
"We're suppose to make Skippa' sound attractive!" shouted Private.
"Yes Private," said Kowalski, "but Skipper's not perfect! We need someone who can still accept Skipper."
"All right..."
They went back to their thinking. "How 'bout we just put whatever WE think about him?" said Julien.
"...Let's try," said Kowalski.
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are you (wimpers)
pinkie: oi whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: oi where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are you (wimpers)
pinkie: oi whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: oi where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued