Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, you were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* You guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! You couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: You and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I SAID I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski dia Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did you stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski dia Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: biscoitos, cookies AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill you if you don't tell me where you friends are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE seguinte COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now you did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

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No!!!!! SHAUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: amor Hurts Clip on Nick.com

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COOTIES!!!!!!!

added by iLikeKowalski

Source: Operation: Cooties

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Feels..... Gingerbready........

added by iLikeKowalski

Source: The All Nighter Before natal

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We're in a limo... being awesome...

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Operation: DvD Premire

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PoM punching bag

added by theWOLFPACK15

Source: google

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Skippper has a new pet!

added by krazy4kowalski

Source: Jiggles

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Penguins on Fanpop: Part Six, Maurice's perfil

posted by peacebaby7

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Never pergunta the king, baby.

Gender: Male, 31 years old
Country: America
Websites: N/A
Favorite TV Show: The Nonstop Dance Boogy Network, some detective shows
Favorite Movie: Most things with comedy or drama.
Favorite Musician: King Julien (he told me to put that)
Favorite Book or Author: Don't read much.

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Madagascar Epilogue: Part 6

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

One mês Into Construction...

Skipper: "Lookin' good! Hey! I told you that you can't go there!
...
There's fine.
...
Lift that higher!
...
Tighten those vines!
...
Rico! If you use that dynamite!"

Alex: "OK, things are lookin' good! I think we may actually have a shot at this!"

Skipper: "I told you so! Ya see? With us in charge...what could go wrong."

KABOOM!

Skipper: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF BIG BIRD'S YELLOW FEATHERS! RICO! YOU BETTER BE THANKING YOUR LUCKY TAIL FEATHERS THAT THAT WAS NO WHERE NEAR THE PLANE! COME HERE!"

Rico: "Uh-uh..."

Skipper: "RICO! IF YOU DON'T COME HERE THIS INSTANT!"

Rico:...

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Penguins on Facebook: Part Four

posted by hotsnowsels

Maurice is now friends with King Julien XIII and 5 others
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King Julien XIII yes! you are now on this cool book of faces as well! i knew you would listen to me.
Maurice Well, rule number one, don't pergunta the king...
Marlene oi Maurice! :) Welcome to our little party!
Maurice oi Marlene! I thought I should, you know, keep an eye on you-know-who.
King Julien XIII what are you to be talking about? you are here because if i need something, and say it on these lines of times, you can take care of it!
Maurice Mmhm. Wouldn't...

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Good Night, Baby Private

posted by ladywhiplasher

Good Night, Baby Private

Morning dawned at Central Park Zoo. Skipper climbed out the hatch and inhaled the fresh scent of a new days breeze. "Coming, boys?" the leader asked and looked around the flock. But something was different this time. Skipper noticed a small, fluffy ball on the edge of the concrete island.

"What is it, Skipper?" Kowalski asked as the other pinguim stared at it. "What´s that over there? Kowalski, analysis!" Skipper ordered and he, Kowalski and Rico gathered around the fluffy ball. "Well, Skipper it seems like we´ve got company. Its a baby penguin" the scientist explained,...

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Jiggles...THE HUMAN? (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Skipper, Rico, Private, Mastique, and David are playing cards and occupying their time in different ways while Kowalski and I are working in the lab.
P: Man, Kowalski and Monique have been in there for 3 hours now.
Mastique: Seems like their definitely working on something important.
S: (sarcastically) Yea, "working".
David: What are you saying, Skipper?
S: Oh, nothing, David, just the fact that they might be saying that they're working when they are actually making out.
Mastique: Why would you think they're making out?
S: My gut says they are probably messing around in there. (Kowalski and I come...

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A Girl in Charge - 1

posted by SummerPoM

"Come on, we have to get those fish!", Skipper said to the other penguins. "We are almost there!"
"But Skipper!" Kowalski said. "The truck will be gone before we get to it!"
"So we don't have much time." Skipper said. "At 3! 1 ... 2 ... 3!" The truck began to mover peixe just as they reached it. I mean ... just Skipper.
"Skipper, jump!" Private cried, seeing Skipper holding in the bumper of a moving truck. "Quick!"
Skipper insisted, and still trying to open the truck door, he fell right in the hot asphalt of New York, wounded.

"Wow, where is that pinguim was burning like this?" Alice said. "Never...

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An Original Parody

posted by beastialmoon

[b] Let me make this clear, this is a PARODY of all the crazy amounts of OC's on this site. If I missed your OC, sorry. I did the best I could. [b]

Skipper and Marlene were walking in the zoo one day. A brown lontra ran por in the direction of the Lemur's habitat. "Hi, Brandon!" Skipper called him out. Brandon yelled hi, not once looking back. Skipper and Marlene kept on walking. Four little animais were running in a straight line behind him.

“Eggy, Peanut, Marshal, Buttons…” Marlene counted. Skipper looked over to her.

“I’m going to get some of Private’s amor Smoothies out of the HQ.”...

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Mad scientist (part 2)

posted by chaos-ice

Skipper stood up and went to Private. “Wake up soldier” He slaps Private on the face and Private is now conscious. “Boys get up on your feet. We got some work to do.” The penguins slide their way outside and went to the HQ.

There they saw Kowalski holding his uncompleted Life Generating Device. They tried to stop him from getting away. While the others are fighting, Skipper noticed a piece of paper on the ground; it’s the same paper Kowalski is holding a while ago. He picked up the paper and read it. He was shocked when he read the content of the paper; it’s a letter from Dr. Blowhole...

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Gender Switch (Chapter 6:PLAY BALL)

posted by AgentJazzy00

Hmmm,looks like nobody read chapter 5.Eh,I'll just continue composição literária this.XD
________________________________________________________________________

As the penguins were getting ready,it took a while.Cause,well,There was only 2 girl stalls for 4 "girls".Katie had to explain some stuff to James.James had to explain some stuff to Secret.

And James insisted that "he" HAD to have an LA Dodgers baseball cap.That caused them to look in "Lost and Found".After they found it,they headed for the Otter's Habitat.
---Otter Habitat-------
"Sooo,why are we here again?",asked James as they we're jumping over the...

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It. Chapter 4: The Scrapbook

posted by 67Dodge

"How do we kill it then?" asked Skipper. "By my calculations, since Pennywise, It, is an evil entity and not a human being, we can't kill him with armas or bombs, so Rico's weapons will be useless," said Kowalski. "Awwww!!" sighed Rico and Skipper in unison. "Stop whining, we can still kill it in some way, according to the Schlector-Schneiben theory on fiends and entities, any entity with the power to change into anything it's victims are most afraid of, can be killed when in it's true form with a funda, estilingue and silver rock," said Kowalski, flipping through his 55th book on Myths and Urban legends....

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Courage and a Cup of Coffee (5)

posted by Icicle1penguin

Icicle's Log
1400 hrs.

Everyone waited for Tank's reaction when he busted that door down with that bat anf found that Skipper wasn't in the bathroom...

Disappointed. He felt disappointed at the fact that he didn't get to humiliate Skipper with a rude prank.

<*>

"Well that sucks," said Tank. "I thought I was going to get back at him for pulling all those pranks on his teammates. He was a real prank king, ya know. One of the reasons why he's my favorito student...and also why I hated him."

"You don't say," said Kowalski. "I guess he isn't here right now! Well that's too bad. Don't worry, we'll...

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Truth or Dare... Penguins of Madagascar VERSION!=D

posted by skilene4ever

oi oi hey!! This is Skilene4ever here with my segundo story on fanpop! Heres how this works... You (the readers) can send me comments of truths or dares you want the characters to do. Simple. I'll created new chapter when i get enough truths or dares...get it?=D

RULES: Yeah...sorry theres rules.
1. This has no rating soo whatever sick dare you wanna see go for it!

2. No mais than 2 truth or dares per person

3. No cantar request please (I dont know how to do that hahaX)

Characters:

Skipper

Kowalski

Private

Rico

King Julien

Maurice

Mort

Marlene

Fred the squirel

Pairings: Heres are the pairings I will allow......

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Operation: início Sweet início (Chapter 1 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: início SWEET HOME
CHAPTER ONE
~ Prologue: The Promise ~

Four months earlier, Skipper, then alone on topo, início of the pinguim habitat’s platform, was taking a break from smiling and waving at zoo visitors when there was a lull in the crowd. It was at that time when Marlene came por unexpectedly and approached him with a request.

“Skipper, I need you to promise me something,” she said as she walked up to him.

“What do you need?” Skipper asked.

“Most of my life I spent in California, and I had some great times there, but I believe I’ve finally found my place here,” she said. “I really...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 11)

posted by knocktimerico

Private stirred quietly on the mesa, tabela he was lying on, his eyes lids slowly lifting, allowing light to pour into his pupils. He searched around the HQ for a moment and saw Kowalski sitting down leitura the newest edition of Science Magazine, composição literária furiously as he read.

Rico and Skipper were no where to be found.

Finally the pain from his wounds hit him like a ton of bricks.

His head began to throb. He placed his good flipper on his head and let out a soft moan, “Oww…my head.”

Kowalski quickly snapped his attention to the young penguin. “Private? You’re awake! Don’t try and mover much,...