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“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” said Kowalski.
“Me too” said Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” said Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, you always giving options” said Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” said Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” said Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” said Skipper.

Fifteen minutos later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them or follow them. Finally he fell asleep too.

Meanwhile

Blowhole was in his lab. Invasion on zoo was planned for tomorrow. But he hadn’t got funny like he wanted to have, something was wrong.
“Dr. Blowhole?” asked doubtfully lobster.
“What are you want?”
“You have got no funny for invasion”
“So? You bother me”
“What are you doing?”
“Shut up lobster1, don’t you see I insight into my soul”
“How it is?”
“Eer, nothing, I’m only... feel weird”
“I know why”
“I told you shut... wait, what did you say?”
“I say I know why. You defeated your arch-enemies, so nobody can stop you, that’s why you feel weird”
“That’s not... ok it’s true, what I have to do?”
“Find them?” suggested lobster.
“Find my arch-enemies? You are silly” Blowhole thought about it for a while “Ok, I’ll go and find them, but They ARE my enemies!” said Blowhole and went out to the place when penguins disappeared.
“Oh, hello Mr. Fish” said someone behind him. He turned and saw King Julien.
“I’m not a FISH!” said Blowhole in angry.
“Of course you not” said Julien “stupid fish” said to himself.
“Wait, is it that dolphin, who wanted to ruin New York city por big MP3 player?” said Maurice.
“Hey, You are that stupid Blowhole, who broke my MP3!” said disgusted King Julien. Blowhole rolled his eyes.
“What are you doing here, le-mu-rs”
“We’re looking for stupid birlds”
“Why are you calling us le-mu-rs, not lemurs and penguins peng-you-ins?” asked Maurice.
“Never mind” said Blowhole “Did you say, you looking for birds? Peng-you-ins?”
“Not peng-you-ins, penguins” said King Julien and looked at Kowalski’s invention “Act! stupid box” said Julien and started to hit the invention “The device is defective” said Julien and threw it away.
“You can come in handy” said Blowhole “Follow me lemurs!”

Meanwhile

Penguins awakened.
“How are you, boys?” asked Skipper.
“Fine, we must find exit from this tunnel” said Kowalski.
“I’m hungry” said Rico.
“Alright, go” said Skipper and they started to walk.
“I think I see… light” said Kowalski.
“What about stories about light in the end of the tunnels?” asked worried Private.
“Don’t be silly” said Kowalski and they ran to light.
When they came to the end and went of the tunnel, they saw beautiful view. They were in Forest, which seemed to a little magical and there was night.
“Where are we?”
“In my Kingdom” said voice and they saw dark man with a capuz, capa on his head.
“Wait, you understand what we saying?” asked surprised Kowalski.
“Yes” said man with weird voice.
“Who are you?”
“I’m prince of this kingdom, Dark Prince of the frogs. Now you’re mine!” said Price.
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Penguin HQ
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"Please, don't hurt me." Kowalski cried out, "I-i want t-to l-live."

The axolotl scanned Kowalski with it's eyes and transformed into his specie *I think that's how you spell it*. But into a female.

"Hurt you?" She cooed. "Why would I do that?"

Kowalski didn't take his eyes off her. She was so...charming and beautiful. He thought he was dreaming so he slapped himself.

I'm not dreaming, maybe I should talk to her , He thought.

"U-um who a-are you?" he asked still stunned at what he just saw.

"My name, handsome, is Sophia."...
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posted by legendary7
"There's something else you should probably see." Celeste sighed. Great, there's more! Just when Private thought it was hard, it had a chance of being worse. Truly, Private didn't want to ask his seguinte question. Once again he would have to.
"What is it?" Private asked in a whisper. "Is it about your powers?"
She nodded. "It has something to do with them. In order to show you it, I need to use them." Private buried his face into her feathers, as he fluffed them with his fins gently. "Also, you need to remember that none of this I'm going to show you is real." She breathed.
"But then how are you-"...
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Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If you let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb you anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private said with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I amor you son" Skipper said.
"We amor you" said Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....
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posted by sowem
The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the raio, ray in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...
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In the New York jail, there have been criminals who have been expected to commit the crimes they have, whether it was stealing or destroying property. Obviously, Cecil, Brick, and X were all in the jail, but the most unexpected criminal of all was Monique, and it wasn't even her fault.
A while ago, she caught Blowhole creating a chemical mixture illegally. Since he knew she was helping the police while not even being a cop, he injected her with the mixture a minuto before they came. Ever since, she's been beating people and places up and it got her where she is and, without her knowing, will...
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March 20, 2012
0853 hours


    Kowalski walked into the living room with a yawn. “Morning guys.”

    “Well you look rested.” Skipper said sarcastically.

    “Sorry Skipper. I just didn’t sleep very well last night.”

    “Why not then?” Private asked innocently. “I don’t know. I just tossed and turned a lot. I couldn’t stop thinking.”

    “About what?” Skipper asked. Kowalski sort of froze. He didn’t want to tell him what he was really thinking about. “Uh…the invention...
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“Ok, nice to meet you, we must came back to zoo, so, bye” said Skipper.
“Wait a minute, leader”
“Do you know who is leader?”
“You can’t go” said Prince and laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I have him” said Prince and caught Private.
“Help!” screamed Private.
“Hey! Let him go!”
Dark Prince laughed.
“Ok, what are you want?”
“You must gave me a magical Black Rose” said Prince.
“We haven’t got any black roses, Rico?”
Rico checked his stomach.
“Sorry” he said.
“See? Now give us Private”
Prince only laugh and he hurt him por a rose thorn.
“What are you doing!?”...
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    Skipper and Eve continued walking through New York. It was almost sundown again, and snow was still drifting gently from the dark cloudy sky. They hadn’t gotten far within the last few hours. It was difficult to walk through such harsh weather. To try to keep as warm as possible, Skipper and Eve were walking with their flippers around each other, pulling each other close.

    “Hey Eve…”

    “Yeah Skipper?”

    “I think I found a way we can get out of this cold without stopping.”

    “Yeah?”...
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Chapter 2: Priva's Dream about Private
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"Wow!That was a nasty surprise."Private exclaimed. "Tell me about it."Priva said "Listen,all of you! Do you think you could defeat us? Thanks to the Ice King and Queen, we now have lots of powers to freeze you all."Girlhole said. They laughed evilly and the televisão turned off. When they explained the whole story, Kowalska had a segundo thought. "We have to disguise you as penguins so Albert won't recognize you. Probably, Rica will make the bunks."Kowalska said. Kowalska got one of her inventions...
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posted by legendary7
A beautiful pinguim rested in her deep, shady domain. Lullabied por the steady rythmn of the waves, she remained still. Her acute senses picked them up right away. They were coming for her, once again, and she knew it.
This time, it would be different, though: she would be free, or so she thought. It was what she had trained for, her whole hardshipped life.
In the deep ocean, she could see nothing. She relied on scent, instinct, strength, speed, stealth, and hearing alone. The barco was coming toward her.
The usual bait they threw her, now seemed like only crumbs compared to her new diet. Her...
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posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda said happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He said in his Danish accent. "Then por the powers invested in me...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their friends stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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posted by werockz
Everyone went crazy including Skipper and Rico. the lemurs cannot stop. Just then, Private saw his CD that he downloaded from the internet. "Kowalski, I got an idea."Private briefly explained and Kowalski found it interesting.

Meanwhile, everyone went to the HQ. Suddenly, Private and Kowalski started the music.

Private: My hot dog's dead..

My pizza's dead.

My bolinho, queque is dead.

Kowalski: Oh, uh, my doughnut's dead. My burger's dead.

My milkshake is dead.

Finn: All of our favorito foods

are totally dead.

They can not procreate in little comida beds.

We'll eat them up

and turn them into stuff.

Kowalski: And we'll cry over their graves,

but ya can't cry enough...

Private and Kowalski: When you miss someone you amor you can't cry enough.


Everyone stopped. The curse broke and everyone cheered for them even Skipper and Rico. Soon, they never forgot the dia ever again.
posted by legendary7
When they finally reached the yard, four penguins stood with their backs to them. Just that instant, all the penguins turned facing them. Their Expression were like female clones of their own. Skipper was stunned as the majestic leader glared at him. "Ramona, ..... um it's nice to see you, again." Skipper gulped hard. "I wish I could say the same. Well, I see you're late, as always." She rolled her eyes. "You know, I wasn't usually late." Skipper corrected. "For us, you are." She shot back. "If it's an apology you want, ... I have nothing to say." He concluded stalking off. "We're not done...
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posted by sweetyKneul
Private was in a forest. It was night. The full moon gave the trees an eerie glow. In addition, it was cold. Private looked around.
In the 2nd Level he had to fight alone. It seemed logical to look for the flag. His opponent would be evident. So he went into the dark forest.
Actually, he should be scared. All alone in a dark forest. But he felt oddly safe, the forest seemed to calm him down. He went deeper and deeper into the forest.
No sign of life. It was such as only he were here in the woods.
But he knew he wasn’t!
Somewhere behind the dark trees his enemy was waiting for him...he just knew...
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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...
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Rico climbed up the assento and luggage, that was in his way to the brief false comfort of land. Kowalski wasn't far behind him. For them at that moment it was every pinguim for himself. Skipper soon made his way out, not realizing that one of his men was still in the death trap.
A frightened voice called out from the descending car. It was Skipper's worst nightmare. "Help, Skippah, don't let me fall!" Private yelped helplessly from the backseat, holding his lunacorn with his foot jammed and stuck under the crushing weight of all the luggage. "I'm stuck!" He cried.
Skipper lunged at the back of...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a assento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a assento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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Any mais Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see you alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any mais advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any mais Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any mais advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...
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Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fogo truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fogo engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first dia at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides you and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me mais about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, you can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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