Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: The lontra Woman-Old English

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posted by Private1sCut3

Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady said thee!"

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CuteCuddly LOL! It's just like Shakespeare! I should know!

peacebaby7 XD Awesome!

Private1sCut3 Thanks guys! I hope it makes sense! xD

peacebaby7 ^Don't worry! It toooooooootally does! I mean...I understood every word of it! Honest! XD Just kidding I really do understand it.

Private1sCut3 ^ Lol! xD I hope it's easy to follow.

peacebaby7 ^It should be. I mean, if you remember what happened in the scene it shouldn't be that hard to figure out. No worries.

Private1sCut3 ^ =] Thanks. It would be hilarious to hear them all talk like this with their voices. xD

peacebaby7 ^XD It really would be! LOL! How art thee today? ..........I don't know why I said that.

Private1sCut3 ^ I fair well good my lady, and thee? xD

peacebaby7 ^XD I could respond in Shakespearean but honestly I don't speak much. Cranky! .......Oh wait that's Australian.

Private1sCut3 ^ XD lol!

peacebaby7 ^XD

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the seguinte mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the barco is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the barco into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no comida no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

Survival chapter 7

posted by kivamarie

the seguinte mourning

Me: (wakes up) mourning skipper.

Skipper: mourning Kiva.

Me: so how's Jeff doing?

Skipper: well Jeff is growing I think you should free him into the wild.

Me: gee okay.

so me and skipper headed outside of the rainforest to free Jeff into the wild. after me and skipper free Jeff into the wild me and skipper headed deeper and deeper into the coração of the rainforest.

Me: gosh this must be the coração of the rainforest. well time to head back to the cave.

Skipper: um Kiva I think were lost so it will be difficult to head back to the cave or we will end up separated it's best we stick together...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a rato I look like minnie rato but different. I wear a rosa, -de-rosa bow a rosa, -de-rosa dress and rosa, -de-rosa shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) oi where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the seguinte thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces said it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 6

posted by mostar1219

In DreamTropolis
Tom Tucker: Well, it seems the Masked Power Racer is in front and he seems to have Team pinguim in the car.
P: Are you sure you don't mind sharing your título with us?
Power Racer: What matters is that you guys are alright. (the car crosses the finish line)
Kent Brochman: THE MASKED POWER RACER AND TEAM pinguim WIN!!! (everyone gets out of their cars)
K: Thanks for helping us during the race.
S: But, still, why did you help us?
Power Racer: Well, guys. This might be shocking.
Tom Tucker: It seems like the Masked Power Racer is about to take off his mask. (the Power Racer slowly takes...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, you should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski said lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper said "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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The Slenderman chp. 1

posted by stlouisfan

A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and mais private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me mais than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every pinguim except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do you mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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Sahara Desert screams/ valentine *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the grama was go green you would say it was plastic, palm trees and frutas trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed por a beautiful waterfall. If you could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the peixe swimming in the crystal water. "No, because you don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

The Little Door Part 3

posted by Saracuda

It was dark when the team returned from a mission. They were exhausted though Skipper tried to hide it. In spite of himself he realized he was swaying on his feet. Private let loose a wide yawn and Kowalski kept falling alseep standing up AND walking at the same time. Rico snored every so often, his head hanging on his shoulder like a pillow.
The penguins half climbed, half fell down the ladder and collapsed onto their bunks. But their sweet imediate dreams were short-lived. Suddenly the alarm blared and four groggy penguins hobbled into a weak defensive position.
A cloaked figure of a four-legged...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here por now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet início in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small pinguim had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 2

posted by mostar1219

In the Family Guy universe
Peter: I got the fuel we need. (pulls out some cans of beer)
Cleveland: Quick question, is the cerveja for the fuel or for you?
Peter: For the fuel, Cleveland. (runs over a skeleton on a motorcycle) Sorry, Ghost Rider!
P: We're seem to be making mais progress than Johnny Test and Robot Chicken.
K: Seems like Susan is making something to keep everything Johnny can hear censored.
S: You can tell from the rearview mirror?
K: Well, yea, and I have a feeling that some foul language is gonna come along. (the Masked Power Racer's car comes por the penguins' car and the window is down)...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"Man, i am BEAT!", said M/arlene walking back to her habitat. She was still a little confused about the happings of today."I cant be falling in amor with Skipper... i just can't!...Must have been the sun, i mean if i hadnt noticed he had blue eyes before...NAH!!", as she has finished reussuring herself, she heard a rustle inside the bushes. Suddenly a meia was put over her mouth, as she fainted, a sack was put over her head.

"Well Skipper... Looks like tomorrow is all ready, we are a go in 200 hours...Skipper?" said Kowalski looking over his notepad at his commando. Who was lost in his own world....

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Held Captive Before natal Part 1/4

posted by egel_0507

oi guys! Merry Christmas! This is my first fanfic, and I’m a bit too late, I know. Haha, anyway, here it is. Hope you like it! ^^

The animais are shown to be merrily preparing for one of the most-awaited events of the year: Christmas.

A decorated periscope is seen surveying the whole zoo. Marlene’s putting up a natal sock, the chimps making some sort of statue out of cans, and Julien and his servants were dancing to the beat that’s loud as ever. Every animal in the zoo appear to have put up natal socks in their habitats. Kowalski pushes away the periscope and goes to where his...

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Skilight (chapter 3)

posted by EppofangirlXD

"This is the monkey habitat," Danny announced, waving around. I nodded in acknowledgment.

"Actually, we're chimpanzees, not monkeys," a chimp with a British-like accent said. He was picking up a banana peel that the other chimp had thrown on the ground. "You see, we don't have tails."

"Whateva," Julien rolled his big yellow eyes. "A monkey's a monkey, tail or no tail!" Then he doubled over laughing with Mort, who had a REALLY high-pitched squeal.

The other chimp scowled and signed something in what I assumed was sign language. He caught my interest.

"What did he just sign? Why doesn't he just talk?"...

Return of the Blowhole: Chapter 9: The Parade

posted by Metallica1147

Author’s Note: Sorry for the wait everyone. My computer has a virus and I can’t use it. So till I get a new computer now I have to use my mom’s small laptop. Sorry for the long wait everyone.

Chapter 9:The Parade

The seguinte morning, it was time. The alliance and the red lagosta army were getting ready to invade the parade and take over the city. The penguins, otters, and Nori was still tied and locked up in the other room. It was just about time for attack.

“Alright everyone, today is the day!” said Hans, “Today we invade the parade and take over this city!”

“Yeah and show those...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 3: Moving in the Danger Zone

posted by BirdG

Moving in the Danger Zone

When Kowalski entered the zoo again, he made himself clear that he had to be even mais careful then before. If Skipper caught him now, Private was lost…

But he knew what to do. Something told him that Rico was still here… somewhere. And he was alive. Kowalski thought about that gut feeling. Surely, it was just a hope his mind was clinging to, not to give up. Skipper had always told him to listen to his gut. Skipper… Kowalski's stomach cramped. The old Skipper. Nothing was left of their leader, their protector. He was now the greatest danger of all.

Kowalski...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u amor the lunacorns? I amor the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- amor PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I said that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out seguinte ano
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?

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Kait vs Penguins- travesseiro fight!

posted by Kait_Wolf

It was a rainy dia in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring dia ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a pinguim and shakes to dry her feathers* You guys, don`t go outside or you will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, you got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...

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The Deadly triângulo - [5]

posted by SummerPoM

Chapter 5 - Underwater

Near Bermuda Triangle, 3 a.m.

The morning sky was a little cloudy, but it was not hard to see what was ahead.
"How many kilometers away is Bermuda Triangle?", Skipper asked Kowalski.
"About 7 or 8 miles. Probably there will be turbulence", Kowalski said. "We will be in the triângulo soon."

The time passed fast. Very fast.
Kowalski was sleepy, like Private, Rico, Marlene and the others, except Skipper. His coffee was infallible.
"Want one?" Skipper said as he offered a cup of coffee for him.
"Thanks, Skipper", Kowalski said, yawning and put the plane on automatic control. "But...