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Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater por the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings or dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was knocked unconscious, part of him ended up controlling the mind of an organism with nearly the same intellect as him, which happened to be Kowalski. Determined to take down Rico, Skipper, Private, and Monique, he's using strong combat moves to take the other penguins out.
"Might as well give it up now, chumps!" Kowalski said with pride.
Skipper, who wouldn't think of anything else to do, turned to Monique and said, "Alright, Monique, it's most likely up to you now. Take Kowalski down to save him".
"Wait, why do guys think I should do it?" Monique asked.
"You're the only one he wouldn't expect to fight him. Just go!" Skipper said.
Monique jumped down to the platform and managed to land on the platform Kowalski was on. She didn't think she had to jump, but the floor separated due to Kowalski shooting lasers. When she reached Kowalski, she dodged some of the laser beams he shot at her and kicked the laser out of his flippers. They had to face mano y mano combat, which made them both upset. That didn't mean either of them were going to give up easily.

Problem 1

Kowalski found Monique on the roof of a building, still trying to run from him. Her path was blocked por a wall, but she tried to flip over the wall. The best she could do is handstand on the mural before Kowalski caught up to her and had her sit down.
"What is wrong?" Kowalski asked.
"What's wrong? What's wrong is life. There are mais problems in life that keep increasing and come closer to a person than they even realize. The pressure of it all is just breaking me down," Monique explained.
Kowalski was shocked. No one explained life like that before.
"Do you ever feel like, with a lot of pressure and risks going on in life, you're just brought into existance just to get out again?" Monique finally asked.
"I think the term 'live life to the fullest' comes in effect there. Besides, who says that one has to face life's struggles alone?" Kowalski pointed out.
Monique seemed completely stressed, still, but that changed when Kowalski kissed her as soft and passionately as he could. When he moved his face, he saw Monique turning blood red and having a small grin on her face.

Problem 2

Monique didn't want to hurt Kowalski, so all she could do is dodge his attacks. Just then, she had an idea that part of her thinks might be stupid. She sweep kicked him to a mural and pinned him there.
"What do you think you're doing?" he asked angrily.
"Helping you come to your senses," Monique said before beijar him as hard as she could.
He was struggling for a while, but when he was back in control of his own mind, he simply returned the kiss without any worry.
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the título says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any título with a Roman numeral seguinte to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding o espaço is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are you doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't you be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do you know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!