Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: POM FUN FACTS!

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posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

yappy24, carsfan and 2 others like this

mostar1219 HEY, MY WORD COMBO IS USED: HEXY!!!

peacebaby7 This was funny! Great job! :D "Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way." LOL!

JediPenguin16 These are funny, but I recommend perhaps next time not capitalizing the first letter every word, it's a tad distracting to the reader and prevents good flow of reading.

yappy24 lol but what does hexy and Pegaster mean?

RTE33 @yappy24 Hexy is a Combination Of Hot and Sexy Pegaster Is a Teen Or Adult Female Fan of My Little Pony.

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 1: Rejection

posted by jackandjill2

If you know me well, you will know that I am a HUGE Broadway freak. The Great White Way is MY way. So, I used this to my advantage: this story will be a direct spin-off of the gótico classic "Jekyll and Hyde" (which itself was based on Robert L. Stevenson's classic novel of a similar name). Some of the dialougue will be taken directly from the script, where I will indicate with *'s around the section, and then at the end, I'll give the name of the song and a youtube link, if I can find one (I couldn't for this first song) and also, you should know that I own a copy of the "Complete Work" which...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 3

posted by jackandjill2

The seguinte day, before Alice arrived with food, Skipper sneaked off to Marlene’s and gave her the necklace. She absolutely loved it, and set it on a small mesa, tabela so that aforementioned zookeeper wouldn’t see her wearing it.
During the day, when Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico were out being adorable, Amy went to explore the surrounding sewers. Rodney was still pouting about Marlene’s rejection.
“I mean, come on!” he complained. “I’m a good-looking guy, right? Look at me!”
Ian did not pay attention. He was considering the circumstances and thinking though his new plan.
He knew...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 1

posted by jackandjill2

Note: Characters will translate as:
Skipper - Othello, the Moor of Venice
Marlene - Desdemona, Othello's wife (they'll just be dating)
Kowalski - Cassio, Othello's lieutenant
Ian (OC) - Iago, a very jealous and greedy man
Amelia (Amy/OC) - Iago/Ian's wife
Rodney - Roderigo, Iago's friend

...

“Ouch! Ian, that’s my foot!”
“My apologies, Rodney, but it really is quite dark in here.”
“We wouldn’t even be here is it weren’t for your stupid little trick!”
“Hush, Amelia!”
The first voice was a little squeaky, and it belonged to Rodney, an idiotic pinguim who seemed to rely on everyone except...

The Unforgiven Trilogy: Act One

posted by beastialmoon

ACT ONE

Skipper looked at the young Private.
“You don’t have to tell them about this if you don’t want to.”
Private looked at his family – Kowalski, Rico, Marlene, and the lemurs
“I have to, Skipper. I can’t keep secrets like you.” Private sat down, and skipper headed to the back of the crowd The stars hung high in the sky, illuminating the city as Private began his tale.

SCENE ONE

South America, 1994. Norma and Oswald are cooing over their new-hatched son, Elijah. Elijah hugged them repeatedly. His memories of this time were blurry, as were all animais at new-birth.

New Blood Joins...

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A segundo chance for amor (chapter 4)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 4

The seguinte after Skipper’s and Marlene’s encontro, data that gone wrong Skipper decided to the otter’s habitat, but not to talk to Marlene but to talk to Brandon. As Skipper got there Marlene was not there she was over at the dolphin’s habitat to do some girl talk with Doris the dolphin. Brandon was not outside so Skipper assumes that he was inside the cave. Skipper went inside to see Brandon with his playing his guitar.

“Hey Brandon I need to talk to you.”

“It’s about your encontro, data last night with Marlene isn’t it?”

“Yes, so I take...

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, Chapter 2: Monster

posted by beastialmoon

Monster

The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can't control it

Skipper trained his men. But his mind was elsewhere. Back to the Church. How could he behave like that, in front of his teammates? They needed a leader, and a leader should be strong and caring.
A leader. But this leader was not worthy. He had a past. If he had known how quickly it would catch up, he would not have taken on the task of training these three boys.

So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it

The thing he was holding back from them, the ugly sins that kept him...

Nolan Miles , Me and Myself, Prt2. My old Shadow.

posted by NolanMiles

I can hear something, it is very faint, I can tell it's a woman. It's a lady-like voice.

"Try again, why don't you." She says.

I can here that clearly. Finally.
My eyes are de-blurifying.

I can now see her face. Oh my God! It's Pauline. Just as pretty as she was back then.
F.Y.I.: She was my girlfriend. A Long time ago. I said I don't have a Girlfriend, Not I that I "Didn't".

"Pauline, How you doin'?" I laughed out. I feel drunk. And how ironic? I was before, with the same girl!

"Fine." She says, I can tell he still hates me for what I did.

I was young. Real young. segundo ano on the force.
She was...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 10)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 10: Saying thanks

Later that night Brandon and Marlene where at their habitat just enjoying the rest of their night. Then Brandon began to speak.

“Hey Marlene I just want to say thanks for being such a good friend to me.”

“No problem Brandon and thanks for being such a good friend to, and for being the best roommate I could ask for.”

“You’re welcome.”

Both of them just smiled knowing that they where now best friends, but then Brandon said this.

“You know I see why Skipper likes you. You really know how to make some one happy,...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Author note: All right for all of you Julian fãs I put him in this chapter. But theirs bad news at the same time if you’re a Julian fã and the título speaks for it’s self.
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Chapter 5: Where’s your crown King Nothing!

The seguinte dia Brandon and Marlene deiced to spend the dia with the penguins so Brandon can get to know them a little better. Private and Marlene where watching a soap opera on T.V, Kowalski is working on a new invention, Rico is brushing his...

Vendetta: Prologue

posted by littlebirdy05

How would one describe the dia to dia activities of a pinguim team? Many, including myself, have tried and failed. The main problem is... well it's never really the SAME dia to day. Sure, you'd think we had a routine, and we did. But they way we went about it was always different. Admittedly we've baffled many zoologists, and even sent some of them gibbering to a mental hospital.

There's no doubt we're different. The pergunta is, why? What sets us apart from the rest? Were there not others in the world- no, in ZOOS like us? Were there zoos without a team to defend them all? I suppose those questions...

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Forbidden Memories chapter 1 - The Prologue

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Liam, where are we?” Katherine asked her lieutenant. She and her 10-penguins team (including her) were in a ventilation tunnel of Blowhole’s lair, hidden on an island.
A tall pinguim with brown eyes and spiky feathers on his head looked down through a crate. Then he started composição literária something in his notebook.
“According to my calculations, we’re over Blowhole’s warehouse” he stated.
“Okay, here’s our destination. Heather, give me a rope” Katherine ordered.
“Wait a second…” Heather, the weapons specialist who was a pinguim with green-blue eyes and curly dark brown hair,...