Private's PoV
It's 6:30 a. m., and I'm wide awake. This is nothing unusual; Skipper usually makes us rise before the sun. I don't mind though; I like spending time with my friends, even if it's while doing drills and practice. After that was done, we combed the zoo for any suspicious activity. Finding none, we headed back to our enclosure to do aleatório stuff. The first thing Kowalski did was go to work on his new invention. I'm not sure what it's supposed to do; all I know is he says it's his "best ever" and that it'll "change history". I've heard it all before. We all have. Kowalski makes a history changing invention. It malfunctions. We have to chase it down and stop it. It's a recurring pattern that everyone but Kowalski has noticed, but we never say anything, although I noticed that ever since Kowalski last invention, the Love-U-Lator, malfunctioned, Skipper has been shooting Kowalski alot of dirty looks while his back is turned. He never told us why, but Skipper told us to head out. Rico and I obeyed, but Kowalski stayed with his invention. "Kowalski, I said we're going out!", Skipper said. "Just give me a few mais seconds......", Kowalski responded with. "That's an order, soldier!!!" "Just one mais nut annnnnnnnnnnnd DONE! IT'S FINALLY FINISHED" Kowalski exclaimed in delight. "Gee Kowalski, does that machine make you happy?" "Yes, Skipper", Kowalski said with tears of joy in his eyes, "it makes me very happy." "Good, I needed a punishment for disobeying an order" And with that, Skipper took the machine and threw it to the ground, smashing it to pieces. Kowalski looked at Skipper and managed to say, "Skipper, do you have any idea what you've just done?" "Yeah,", Skipper said, "I've probably just saved us all alot of trouble. It probably would've malfunctioned anyway. But we'll never know, will we?". Kowalski looked at Skipper with the dirtiest look I've ever seen on his face. "No. Thanks to you, you no-good penguin." "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?" "I said, NO. THANKS TO YOU, YOU NO-GOOD PENGUIN!!!!!!!" "Oh, so are those MY inventions that terrorized New York?!?" "Was it MY stupid idea to let Julien use the official pinguim tunnel?!?" "You think you could run this team better than me?!?" "Probably so!!!!!" Then why don't we see, then?!?" "Skipper, what are you saying?" "I'm saying...", He turned around and faced us, "goodbye, men." At that, he climbed up the ladder and left. Kowalski stood Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante for a few minutes, the gravity of his words sinking in. As for me and Rico, we just stood with our jaws dropped as low as they would go.