Lol, before we start, have I said that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made por Kowalski.
Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut manteiga winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!
Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.
"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell you why do we look like we've seen ghost," he replied.
"Lol, so why?"
"*flashback* It all started this morning, training occurred, and the penguins couldn't hear a thing inside the HQ, only I and we can. Suddenly, a news denunciar was shown on TV. A tragedy occurred in the Hoboken Zoo, Chuck Charles reported. All zoo animais were stolen. A pretzel carrinho guy named Maurice saw what was happening in that exact moment, Chuck continued. A dolpin... A dolphin... with Lobsters..., Maurice (not lemur) explained. *flashback ends* We can't write anything to the penguins, so we'll have to do the mission ourselves. The Lunacorns, or may I say "Lunacorn", wants to help. Princess Self-Respectra is on her way."
That was something long. Anyways, the real problem is that we need to stop Blowhole. So, let me list down the members that will fight Blowhole:
1. Bob the Piñata (Me)
2. Ben the Ninja Pin
3. Tim the Ninja Pin
4. Cal the Ninja Pin
5. Tar the Ninja Pin
6. Princess Self-Respectra the Lunacorn
Have I mentioned that the "Ninja Pins" are also like the penguins. Well, yeah.
Ben is like Skipper. A great leader. Independent. Hates distractions. Doesn't know how to have fun.
Tim is like Private. Cute. Cuddly. Kind-hearted. Loves Lunacorns.
Cal is like Kowalski. Smart. Clever. Bright. Likes to experiment, mostly on food.
Tar is like Rico. Psycho. Crazy. Loves to blow up stuff that shouldn't be blown up.
In the seguinte part of the story, you will see how we find mais recuits here in the zoo.
Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut manteiga winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!
Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.
"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell you why do we look like we've seen ghost," he replied.
"Lol, so why?"
"*flashback* It all started this morning, training occurred, and the penguins couldn't hear a thing inside the HQ, only I and we can. Suddenly, a news denunciar was shown on TV. A tragedy occurred in the Hoboken Zoo, Chuck Charles reported. All zoo animais were stolen. A pretzel carrinho guy named Maurice saw what was happening in that exact moment, Chuck continued. A dolpin... A dolphin... with Lobsters..., Maurice (not lemur) explained. *flashback ends* We can't write anything to the penguins, so we'll have to do the mission ourselves. The Lunacorns, or may I say "Lunacorn", wants to help. Princess Self-Respectra is on her way."
That was something long. Anyways, the real problem is that we need to stop Blowhole. So, let me list down the members that will fight Blowhole:
1. Bob the Piñata (Me)
2. Ben the Ninja Pin
3. Tim the Ninja Pin
4. Cal the Ninja Pin
5. Tar the Ninja Pin
6. Princess Self-Respectra the Lunacorn
Have I mentioned that the "Ninja Pins" are also like the penguins. Well, yeah.
Ben is like Skipper. A great leader. Independent. Hates distractions. Doesn't know how to have fun.
Tim is like Private. Cute. Cuddly. Kind-hearted. Loves Lunacorns.
Cal is like Kowalski. Smart. Clever. Bright. Likes to experiment, mostly on food.
Tar is like Rico. Psycho. Crazy. Loves to blow up stuff that shouldn't be blown up.
In the seguinte part of the story, you will see how we find mais recuits here in the zoo.
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a violão, guitarra and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a de praia, praia sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would amor me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did you abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would amor me,
If only she would amor me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish composição literária now, coz SOME aleatório FAG ON fanpop IS leitura MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.