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prepare for the artigo I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my artigos the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she or me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the título says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his team had fun on their free day, private was seeing a novel, with mandy, kowalski was mixing some potions, witch will explote sooner or later, and rico was outside, with his girl testing boombs, that was such a peacful day, skipper was bored.

skipper tried to see if there was action, so he started asking for his enemies

"kowalski, what is happening with alice?" he asked

"nothing, here you see?" he said showing the zoo keeper in the TV

"ok... what about officer X?" he asked again

"he is eatting sushi!" kowalski answered changing the image

"and the rats?"

"well, they... disapeared?!" kowalski said looking at the swewers in the image, witch where completly clean

Suddently the TV boomed, and a note came out of it, private read it

"hey my old friends, time to have fun, visit a friend, a really deep one of yours, that says" private told

"friend... deep... I got it" skipper shouted as he pulled all of them to marlenes habitat

At there...

"so cousin, do you think this will conquer skipper?" marlene asked to her cousin showing her a lovely red and bright suit

"I dont know about that stuff, so... I´ll say no" arlene answered, trying to confuse her cousin

Suddently the penguins enter through the doorway, they made the two otters jump, and even mandy, who was asleep, got awaken and scared por the sudden apparition of the four penguins at almost light speed entering their habitat.

Marlene tried to talk, but skipper spoke faster, quiting her time for comment

"Has something not normal happened here?" he asked

"no?" marlene answered confused

"any stranger has comed?" he asked once more

"no" marlene answered

"ok... bye" skipper said as he and his crew head out of her habitat

"does he loves me or not? I really want to know..." marlene thought, remembering the time she thought he was her boyfriend, when she foght kitka for skipper, and when skipper actually dated her, and all went wrong.

Meanwhile...

skipper waas thinking at the table, but he suddently asked kowalski something not even Darla could predict

"kowalski, I always feel weird talking to marlene, what is that feeling?"

kowalski got out his board and started calculating, he passed 2 minutos calculating when he finally got opcions

"well, you are in love" after hearing this skipper splited his coffe and started to laugh like a retarded

"comeone! I dont like marlene!" but suddently the lights went off and the TV on, and they could see the face of someone they seriously hated: Dr. Blowhole!

"h-h-h-h-h-h-hi my fellows penguins!"

"Blowhole!" skipper yelled

"skipper, long time no see, but this time I will be victorious!"

"what makes you think that?" skipper said

"because this time I captured your... GIRLFRIEND!" he shouted as he pushed a button and the image of marlene beeing held appeared in the TV

"pffft! if she and me are merly friends!"

"come on skipper! I´ve been spying you since the last time you bet me, I saw that you were MTF!"

"mammal totaly failure? nah! mais tumble face? nah! merly throughted-" kowalski tried to guess until skipper interrumped

"stop! this time I dont want to know! so what is the point!" he said looking at the TV

"well, this time, I heve 3 allies, so if yo want to batle me, find out who are they, what are their wekness and where I am, and if you dont come here for tomorrow she will get eaten por one of my allies! hahahahahahahahahahaha!" he shouted and the image of the tv disapeared, then a paper came out again of the DVD place


"a clue is that one of my allies ate her, and if you dont hurry he would do it againer! that says!" private read again

"wait, he ate her? how could..." kowalski started to do his remembering, while rico was getting as many weapons as he could inside him, private was eating amendoim manteiga whinkys to calm down, as skipper sat at the table, he looked down at his coffe and then at the clock, it said 12:00 am, this was the first time he lasted so much time to drink his coffe, but every time he saw his coffe, he saw marlenes frightened face, he didnt want to drink is coffe, the first time this ever happens.

"ahhhh! acording to my datas, the only one who actually ate marlene was Savio!" kowalski pointed

"that snake is an ally of blowhole! kowalski his weakness!" skipper comanded

"too large for face confronting, strong as three of us, and easy to surprise"

"ok, a surprise atack will be suficent, but wait, why Arlene and mandy dont come here if marlene disapeared?" skipper pointed

At the lontra habitat...

the penguins entered the habitat, but no one was there, suddently private passed throgh all of them and hit verry hardly the wall, and it opened, ther they could see the lontra and the pinguim there, mandy jumped and hugged private hard, while arlene was beeing interrogated por the penguins

"what happened?" skipper asked

"we were normal, when my cousin went to swim, we didnt heard her, so we went to see, but then the rats appeared and we hid in that panel, but we couldnt open it from inside!" she answered

"the rats, the segundo ally... kowalski data!" skipper comanded

"they are weak, really numerous, and the king is strong but dumb" he said

"ok, thanks" skipper said to the girls

"wait, you know who nabed our friend and you wont let us go!" arlene shouted

"I never said that, actually I need two mais slodiers, and you know kung-fu, and mandy is great fighting, so you will be excelent allies!" skipper said

Suddently there was an explosion, the TV boomed again, the penguins rushed again to their habitat, once there, they saw another note

"The last ally comes from where skipper a feet cant wear!" private read

"Denmark is where he is, and the third ally is hans! kowalski his data!" skipper commanded

"champion in martial arts, great hate to you, and not tough in blade combat" kowalski said

"ok, lets go to denmark, kowalski! prepare the hiper car, rico and private! call the lontra and your girl, we are leaving to denmark!" he ordered

inmeadiatly they all obeyed skipper, kowalski prepared a rute to denmark in the hypper tunel, a series of tunels that recored the whole world, really usefull, they all got to the hypper tunnel, and in 1 minuto they were already in denmark.

"ok, lets go!" he comanded

Then, they put on a disguise and tarted to earch for clues to find Blowhole, they knew he was in a waterly place, so they head to the main lake on denmark, once there, they all jumped into the water, and they saw a door panel, where they entered, once in the door, they could see marlene

"marlene!" skipper yelled

"no, no! its a-" she told, but she was cut por a cage that fell on topo, início of the 6 "trap..."

"hey skipper!" they heard from behind, they turned around and saw him: dr blowhole

"blowhole! I know who are your allies: hans, savio and the rats!" skipper said with a grin

"but you know why they are my allies skipper?" blowhole said

"because you all hate us?" he answered confused

"no, savio and me are deep friends, when I was once in a zoo, savio was my neighbour, also hans was it too, just like you and marlene! the rats? I ofered them to take over the zoo and bring the mammals, so savio can eat them! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" he answered

Suddently the doors opened, savio, hans and the rats came out of them

"we cant beat all of them!" skipper yelled

"actually, mandy and arlene can take over the rats, 3 of us can take over savio, and you take over hans!" kowalski said proudly

"and blowhole?" skipper asked

"well, you free marlene and she fights hans instead of you!" kowalski said again proudly

Rico fastly throwed up a bomb, it explode and they got out of the cage, and started to fight blowhole the way kowalski said, and as hans chased skipper through all the base, he went fastly to the controls, but suddently he couldnt move, he was paralisied, por blowhole

"skipper, I noticed why I lost the last time, you had easy win! easy enemies and just one thing to finish! this time, I have worthy oponents, and I have options!" blowhole told

"what do you mean?" skipper asked

"in one hand your girlfriend-"

"merly friends!"

"is going to be eaten por savio, in the other hand, your team is fighting calculated enemies, but you forgot my clams, and in the last hand, your life is in danger" he said pointing at a laser "so, whitch you will save?"

"I choose, all!" he said as he splited at the controls, unparalising him and desactivating the ray, he jumped and kicked blowhole, making him fall to the controls, that made a big mural fall over the calms

"savio!" blowhole shouted as he presed a button, witch made marlene almost fall, savio slipped his way to marlene, but skipper jumped on him, grabbed a wire in the top, and rescued marlene before she got eaten, in that moment all the vilans were done, but blowhole was reaching the water

"no, not like the last times!" skipper shouted as he dashed "rico" he shouted once more, rico gave him a staple, witch he grabbed and stabed in blowholes machine, before he came out, fastly everyone tried to grab skipper, but only marlene catched him before blowhole came out

marlene was hanging skippers feet to dont fall into the abyss, but she couldnt hang more, just when she was about to fall, skipper hanged her paw

"skipper, let me go, you cant hang me much time!" she said

"no, I wont let you go!"

"but, but why?!"

"because, because,*sight* because I amor you marlene"

"really?!" marlene asked, not believing what he said

"really, I amor you"

"I amor you too skipper" she said, as they stared at each other

"awww how lovely, but I am not a fanatic of novels!" blowhole shouted, as he spined his bubble and marlene and skipper fell, but the staple ruined hiss machine and he fell into an aquarium

skipper and marlene were falling almost at 100Km/h, reeally fast!, but when they thought they would die, they saw the zoo, they had traveled a lot of distance, and luckily they fell into the bouncer of the lemurs, they rebounded on it and crashed into a árvore outside the zoo

Marlene and skipper were ok, at just some feet of the zoo, marlene talked to skipper

"sooo, you really amor me?" she asked

"obiously marlene!" he answered "but I am an oficial, I cant get tied in love, but maybe I can secretly encontro, data you!" he said

"ok, a good idea" she said

"well we have to g-"

"wait skipper, you are missing something!"

"what, what am I missing?"

"well you are missing this" she said as she kissed skipper in his beak, skipper returned the kiss, pleased, the kiss was about 7 seconds, then they fell apart and hugged

"oh marlene, I wish this had happened" skipper said sarcasticly at marlene, then he asked "why didnt you went berserk out of the zoo?"

"maybe because I knew I dont have to be berserk at all time?" she answered sarcasticly

both went to the zoo door and stopped holding hands, they went apart, knowing that they were mais than friends: mtf!

At the central park aquarium...

"so skipper thinks I am over! I am not over! I will defeat skipper sooner or later! in one way or in another! but I know I will defeat him! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

the en- wa-wa-wait! the end?! this is not over! longer longer! sing with me I want candy! I want ca- *gets shot*
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I Wanna Control You - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't you listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed por ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make you mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope you shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if you spot anything you know is a mistake.
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Okay. I just read the artigo myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if you can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give or take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If you wanted to give a proper review, you should've first given much more...
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