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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs míssil launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might tell Skipper.

Rico: Fine!

Have:Hey Kowalski.

Kowalski:Where did you come from?

Have:........Heaven.

Kowalski:Oh, Kay. anyway I have the final results about what's happening to you, I think we should but it between the group.

Have:Cool.

Kowalski:We should gather everyone.

Have:I'll do it.

Kowalski:Okay.

(Have gathers everyone)

Private:Where's Rico?

Have:Oh, I'll get him.

Rico:Where were you?!

Have:I had to get Skipper and Private!

Rico:GRRRRRRRRR!

Have: I'm sorry okay. Kowalski told me to get everyone because he gonna tell everyone what I've become.

Rico: *sigh*

Kowalski:Now prepare yourself for what I'm going to tell y--

Skipper:Get on with it already!

Kowalski:Have is a shape shifter yah happy!

(Everyone's stares at Kowalski)
Kowalski:Sorry.

Have: Wow I'm a shape shifter. Do YOU think this is a happy ending?
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Have:And that's why I'm a box.

Skipper:Okay, that did NOT happen.

Have:Why do you think I'm a box?

Skipper:That's another story.
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The True Ending.
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I sighed and did a facepalm. My least favorito subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought you were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, or flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As you all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....
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The four were at their favorito hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about you meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...
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First I just want to thank you all for your wonderful comments on my bloopers. You all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope you enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit por fish* What the?!?!...
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Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope you enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy you really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...
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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lagosta minion throwing peixe in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...
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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered por the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered por the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did you hear that pack of lies!...
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So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the fonte for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 or 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...
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 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like poesia and mais like responses, but what do you expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side comments that will be provided por The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the pinguim Team...
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posted by Jhoman12
It Was A Perfect Sunny dia And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He Said I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene Said "Uh Ok Come On In" She Said At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected amor Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene Said To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice Said "yes I Do" She Said *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I amor You" Marlene Said "I amor You Too" Maurice Said Then They kiss Again
The End
The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski fã fiction: Part 3 - Fierce Bargain

    Kowalski felt as if he were floating in space. Probably because he was tied and hanging upside down from a hook on the ceiling. The blood had all rushed to his head, making his reactions slow and dazed. Waking up from his unconscious dreams, Kowalski made out a blurry figure, in the shape of a dolphin.
    "Well peng-u-in! I see you fell for my carefully planned trap!" Dr. Blowhole said.
    The sun from the a very small window on the roof came down and illuminated...
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Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...
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posted by JediPenguin16
"Smile and wave, boys, Smile and wave."

Remember that? The magical moment when you first met Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico? What about when you discovered the new spin off show on Nick? How you laughed at the jokes and Skippers paranoia? Or watching Kowalski and Rico's developing characters, King Julien's crazy antics, Mort's obsession with DA FEET, Maurice eating those bad leechee nuts, Marlene and Skipper interacting alone for the first time, creating one the most popular pairings? Remember the joy you felt when you found a whole site on fanpop dedicated to your beloved PoM characters?...
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