Once upon a time there lived a pónei, pônei named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic mais than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any mais of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some comida and some water. She walked to a small pónei, pônei village. She could hardly walk...

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some bolo de copo shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement por the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the anterior installment, its based on creepypastas, mais specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a sofá she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

My Little Pony,
My Little pónei, pônei ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Ok. This is my first artigo based on my opinion. If you want me to write another artigo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pergunta right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pónei, pônei (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...

Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...

This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit mais unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened por the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...

Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the comida we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i amor my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, you see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter embrulho, envoltório Up! Winter embrulho, envoltório Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter embrulho, envoltório Up! Winter embrulho, envoltório Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
'Cause...