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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their friends about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

por the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did you get to cadastrar-se the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the dia the auction took place, it was off to a lousy start. Pete's friends all put their things up for auction, but it only got them to $300.

Hawkeye: Sir, are you sure you didn't have any other friends that had valuable stuff to put up for auction?
Pete: Hey, I did everything I could. Which reminds me, what car did you and Metal Gloss decide to put up for auction?
Pierce: My car. We're keeping her station wagon, and the Cord.
Auction Pony: Okay, up seguinte is Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Arrives, and is wearing a brown dress* Okay ladies, I got fifty five dresses, just like this one.
Pete: Holy shit. I can't look.
Hawkeye: How come no one booed him away yet?
Mare: I'll bid a hundred dollars.
Orion: A hundred dollars for fifty five dresses. Good choice.
Hawkeye: Wait, I thought-
Pete: I told him that if he didn't get rid of those dresses, he would not be fired.
Mare 3: $250!
Orion: Two hundred and fifty! Anyone else? These are from Pakistan.
Mares: *Silent*
Mare 3: Fuck.
Orion: Going once, twice, sold to the mare with the blond mane for two hundred and fifty dollars.
Mare 3: Low quality shit at a high price. *Walks to get the dresses*
Hawkeye: We could have gone higher if he didn't mention where those dresses came from.

Mirage and Dan sold their things, and they did great. They were now up to $5,158

Auction Pony: And last, but not least, a 1936 Auburn 851 Speedster, and the pónei, pônei selling the car to one of you lucky ponies, Pierce Hawkins!
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stage, and speaks into the microphone* Thank you. You're all probably wondering why I'm giving away a unique car like this. Well, for one thing, I got another car like this from my uncle who passed away, so I decided to give this car away, so I could keep the car my uncle gave me. Also, this railroad needs mais money. If we don't make ten thousand dollars, we may go bankrupt. Now let the bidding begin.

Just then, a Rolls Royce, and a bmw pulled into the parking lot. Coming out of the Rolls Royce was Louis Bodine.

Pete: Louis?
Louis: Yes, it's me. When I heard about your auction, and the car you were giving away, I knew I had to get here as soon as possible. I hope I'm not too late.
Hawkeye: You're just in time.
Louis: I want that car a lot, so I'm going to start the auction with six thousand dollars, to make sure I can get it instead of anyone else.
Hawkeye: That's greedy for a therapist, but okay. Six thousand dollars, going once. Twice. Sold, to Louis Bodine.

After Louis left with the rest of his friends in the BMW, and Rolls Royce, Hawkeye talked to Pete in his office.

Hawkeye: Did I tell you it would work or what?
Pete: I'm just surprised Louis appeared out of nowhere.
Hawkeye: I called him. I knew he would help us out.
Pete: Good for you. Now, we have mais than enough money to stay in business.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye remembers a wonderful natal memory.

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 Pinkie Pie's car
Pinkie Pie's car
This fanfic is a combination of My Little pónei, pônei with a movie called Duel. If you have not seen Duel, then you should. It is very good. Ok, here we go

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did you get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need you to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the list with you in case you forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutos later she got behind a big rig carrying...
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oi guys. So a couple months atrás I did an artigo on my link, as you may recall. Well, since then there have been a couple big changes to my list, large enough that I felt it was worth re-doing. The format is gonna be pretty much the same as it was in the other one, and for some of the returning stories I'll pretty much just be copy/paste-ing my anterior thoughts. I would like to blame btflash for being the dork indirectly responsible for most of these changes. And here we go.

15. Night Guards por Raugos

Tags: Adventure
Chapters: 12, including the author's note and the bonus chapters
This...
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 The Resistance Leader
The Resistance Leader
Labiche was walking through a very busy train yard. No pónei, pônei payed any attention to him.

Labiche: *Passes two German ponies carrying crates as he walks*
German pónei, pônei 98: *Putting branches on an artillery gun as camouflage*
Labiche: *Ducks under the artillery gun, and continues walking*
German Officers: *Near Labiche, talking about something*
Officer 1: When will you be ready?
Officer 2: The train will be ready to leave tomorrow morning, por 9:15 Major.

Now they're talking about a different train, one that will depart Paris before Colonel Von Waldheim's art train.

Labiche: *Continues walking. He passes...
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Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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Ever since July of last ano my MLP collection I just getting mais great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.

Small Plushies:
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Applejack

Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st aguardente de maçã I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 arco iris, arco-íris Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity

Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
arco iris, arco-íris Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom

Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
arco iris, arco-íris Dash

A sparkly maned aguardente de maçã I got at biscoito, bolacha Barrrel

2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an animê store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)

One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth mural humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..

#3: Randy Marsh:

#2: Homor Simpson:

#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the show deleted

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#5: ALAN (two and a half men)..
Yes I still watch this show, even though nobody else dose..

#4: ERIC CARTMAN (south park):
Now that I'm older, I see a new side of this show.
And that's, that, almost everyone about it makes you feel sick to your stomach from the amount of times we see poop being used for bizarre humor, and that makes me very qreezy, espically Mr Hanky, I still have nightmares of that episode..
But anyway.
Although OLD Cartman still sucks at being funny.
NEW Cartman, is so much of a bad role model, that I can't help but find it hilarious..

#3: HOMER SIMPSON (the simpsons):
It's no secret...
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