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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their friends about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

por the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did you get to cadastrar-se the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the dia the auction took place, it was off to a lousy start. Pete's friends all put their things up for auction, but it only got them to $300.

Hawkeye: Sir, are you sure you didn't have any other friends that had valuable stuff to put up for auction?
Pete: Hey, I did everything I could. Which reminds me, what car did you and Metal Gloss decide to put up for auction?
Pierce: My car. We're keeping her station wagon, and the Cord.
Auction Pony: Okay, up seguinte is Orion Stardust.
Orion: *Arrives, and is wearing a brown dress* Okay ladies, I got fifty five dresses, just like this one.
Pete: Holy shit. I can't look.
Hawkeye: How come no one booed him away yet?
Mare: I'll bid a hundred dollars.
Orion: A hundred dollars for fifty five dresses. Good choice.
Hawkeye: Wait, I thought-
Pete: I told him that if he didn't get rid of those dresses, he would not be fired.
Mare 3: $250!
Orion: Two hundred and fifty! Anyone else? These are from Pakistan.
Mares: *Silent*
Mare 3: Fuck.
Orion: Going once, twice, sold to the mare with the blond mane for two hundred and fifty dollars.
Mare 3: Low quality shit at a high price. *Walks to get the dresses*
Hawkeye: We could have gone higher if he didn't mention where those dresses came from.

Mirage and Dan sold their things, and they did great. They were now up to $5,158

Auction Pony: And last, but not least, a 1936 Auburn 851 Speedster, and the pónei, pônei selling the car to one of you lucky ponies, Pierce Hawkins!
Hawkeye: *Walks onto stage, and speaks into the microphone* Thank you. You're all probably wondering why I'm giving away a unique car like this. Well, for one thing, I got another car like this from my uncle who passed away, so I decided to give this car away, so I could keep the car my uncle gave me. Also, this railroad needs mais money. If we don't make ten thousand dollars, we may go bankrupt. Now let the bidding begin.

Just then, a Rolls Royce, and a bmw pulled into the parking lot. Coming out of the Rolls Royce was Louis Bodine.

Pete: Louis?
Louis: Yes, it's me. When I heard about your auction, and the car you were giving away, I knew I had to get here as soon as possible. I hope I'm not too late.
Hawkeye: You're just in time.
Louis: I want that car a lot, so I'm going to start the auction with six thousand dollars, to make sure I can get it instead of anyone else.
Hawkeye: That's greedy for a therapist, but okay. Six thousand dollars, going once. Twice. Sold, to Louis Bodine.

After Louis left with the rest of his friends in the BMW, and Rolls Royce, Hawkeye talked to Pete in his office.

Hawkeye: Did I tell you it would work or what?
Pete: I'm just surprised Louis appeared out of nowhere.
Hawkeye: I called him. I knew he would help us out.
Pete: Good for you. Now, we have mais than enough money to stay in business.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

Hawkeye remembers a wonderful natal memory.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the castelo in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: You can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: You did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The mural moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see you again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! You guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing or evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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All I saw was black. It took me a segundo or two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the feno is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me you went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...
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"Hellllooo everypony! im here with Dryrain,Cotton Swirl and Autumn Leaves!" Benny said as she put on her headphones."Hi!" they all said at the same time."Im in the game already,do i just start?" Dryrain said as Cotton Swirl said she did too. "No no no don't start okay start now".

"NO THERES THUNDER AND LIGHTING I HATE THUDER AND LIGHTING!!" Dryrain Screamed when she heard the sound of thunder."Okk..we are going to play untill everyone dies" Benny said as everyone started.Dryrain walked in a room "What a aleatório place to put a bed" she said as she walked out the room.

"Is he here all ready?! GET...
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-In Ponyville, with Nashgear's Team-
"I see Twilight", said Smiley. Everypony ran to who they thought was Twilight, but was actually a changeling. "Are you okay, Twilight?"

"I just defeated the changelings that were holding me captive in my house. I'm fine now, but we have to find my friends."

"Let's go", said Nashgear. Everypony ran to the center of Ponyville. "Okay. Twilight and I will go find Rarity, Amber and Pheninox will go find Applejack, Smiley and Constance will go find Pinkie Pie, Vanilla Twilight and Oddity will go find arco iris, arco-íris Dash. Then we all meet back here."

"Who's going to look...
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me: *playing on dsi like a boss*
pinkie pie:hey phonenix wanna bake some Cupcakes?
me: umm kay
*goes into front door* ( all the sudden a hammer falcão punched me)
me: *wakes up* ugh what happed?
*trying to escape but im straped in chains*
Pinkie pie: ready to bake some Cupcakes?
me: this i not how to bake cupcakes
Pinkie pie: it is to me but first i have to bake you
*puts phonenix into a oven*
Pinkie pie: *leaves*
me: *looks around and gets out of oven* phew itz its time to investingate my way *goes misterously hall with 5 doors* TO be continued
posted by Mylittlecute12
once pinkie pie was running out of special stuff to finish her cupcakes.and then she asked arco iris, arco-íris dash to eat a bolinho, queque and what was in it was poison arco iris, arco-íris ate the bolinho, queque and fell down on the floor pinkie grabbed her and took her she tied her down.rainbow woke up she was shocked cause she could not mover her body then pinkie came with evil smile then she got a faca and sliced her cutie mark off then she chopped her wings burned her legs and took her brain she made bolo de copo out of brain suco, suco de blood and her cutie mark arco iris, arco-íris was dead and she offered her bolo de copo to her other friends they didn't know.

applebloom: hehehe silver time to die!!!!!!!! cuts her body in half the end!
posted by mariofan14
Ok, my-a first one was-a very short so I-a apologize
about how short it-a was. This one's-a going to be longer than the first one, and it WILL be 20% cooler, with few bits of our friend, arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

Enjoy the segundo part of-a "Gilda's return". :D


So-a Gilda was off to-a find the other pónei, pônei folk she-a harmed, especially Granny Smith, whom was nearly scared to-a death by-a the "snake" joke. She then found her, who was sniffing the-a vegetables at a cart, being extra cautious-a. The griffon then got the oldie's attention with a little shoulder tap. "Do I know you?" Granny Smith asked. "Recognize...
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This will be another article by me! :D I'm sorry if any of the following offends you, but this is my opinion. The order will be from 6{Least favorite} to 1.


6.) Applejack
I don't want to say anything bad about Applejack. For your sake. But, I think of Applejack as someone who is obsessed with something. And that's apples. Don't get me wrong, I like Applejack but she's kind of annoying when she's talking about apples. To get off topic, Applejack is an honest pony and treats her friends like she would want to be treated.



5.) Rainbow Dash
At first, I loved Rainbow Dash! She was my...
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1. Curiosity. You've probably heard about the show from a friend or have seen a few pictures of ponies online at random, and you decide to try at least one episode of the show. most likely the first. you think "i have to see what the fuss is about."

2. assimilation. this is the point where you watch mais than just the first episode of the series, and before you know it, you've gone through the whole series in a matter of hours. once you get to this stage, there's most likely no turning back

3. denial. you begin to think "there's no way i can like this show! it's for little girls!" you're also...
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posted by karinabrony
I felt like doing Pony-licious songs for my OC's, so here they are. The original pony-licious songs are por Black Gryph0n on Youtube. You should check his channel out. :3

Ice Drop~

I'm the I to the c to the e d-r-o-p, and ain't no other pónei, pônei write the stories like me... I'm Ice Drop-licious...

Coffee Creme~

I'm the C to the o to the double f and e, and can't no other pónei, pônei draw quaint pictures like me. I'm Coffee-licious.

It took me quite a while, just for these 2 rhymes. XD
added by karinabrony
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...
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