Saten Twist Adventures 8 - my little pónei, pônei - a amizade é mágica - fanpop

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posted by Canada24

This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..

Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will you ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..

Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded por huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are you talking abo- *he suddenly kisses her, much to her shock*
AppleJack: Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. por the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. I wasn't "trying"
Saten: Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: *goes over to window* Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.

Discord: Don't get me wrong. I absolutely loooove what you did with the place. But I can't take responsonsibility. I'm reformed. Don't you remember?
Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints all over it!
Discord: I'll have you know that I have only ''one'' cloven hoof.. Such accusations. And here I thought we were friends?
Pinkie: Drop the act buster! We're one too you!
Discord: Ladies. Please. We'll I lie to you.
*all them but Fluttershy*: YES!
Fluttershy: Umm.. Maybe.
Saten: Ohh.. Can you all keep it down, I'm starting to have a headache.
Discord: Annd. Who are you suppose to be?
Saten: Never you mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..

*CUTAWAY*
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): You are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope you burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. *starts leaving* What a nice guy he is.
Dan: *from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll* WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?
*END CUTAWAY*

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Windwakerguy430 Great one, and I love the moment with Dan. Pretty much done just like he would be in the show :P

Canada24 That was the point

Seanthehedgehog I love the reference you made to my fanfiction.

Canada24 Knew you would

The Deadshot

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Kingdom of Midnight Sun

posted by ChevalNoir

In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground por eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...

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Fluttershy to the Rescue!

posted by mariofan14

(Before this story begins, let me tell you that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell you all. As you may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope you enjoy this one. Thanks for leitura this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great dia in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some comida for herself and her animal friends in and near her...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 4

posted by SomeoneButNoone

14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...

---
Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

--
Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--

MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...

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PONIES!

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...

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aleatório dialectics: Pinkie Pie - A fine coquetel of crazy... or is it?

posted by NocturnalMirage

aleatório dialectics

Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artigo of aleatório Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favorito party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artigo interlocks with the anterior one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the seguinte few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth mural breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...

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morango swirl

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped por a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and you thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all you got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't you ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, you worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Now hurry up, and...

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
Rarity: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...

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Darkness: Deus Ex Machina Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell you tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons you need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... You ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are you doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled por one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And you fools gave me enough...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...