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This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will you ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded por huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how you keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies..
AppleJack: What are you talking abo- *he suddenly kisses her, much to her shock*
AppleJack: Umm..
Saten: Yeah.. por the way, your a terrible kisser.
AppleJack: Wha- .. I wasn't "trying"
Saten: Suuuure.
Twi: Guys.. Can we please on the matter at hand.
Pinkie: Twilight is right.. I'm sick of all this twists and turns.
Twilight: Wait.. Twists and turns..
Twi: *goes over to window* Half day, half night... strange weather patterns... out of control plants. I think I'm starting to get a pretty good idea of who we're up against.


Discord: Don't get me wrong. I absolutely loooove what you did with the place. But I can't take responsonsibility. I'm reformed. Don't you remember?
Dash: Yeah, right! This has got your cloven hoofprints all over it!
Discord: I'll have you know that I have only ''one'' cloven hoof.. Such accusations. And here I thought we were friends?
Pinkie: Drop the act buster! We're one too you!
Discord: Ladies. Please. We'll I lie to you.
*all them but Fluttershy*: YES!
Fluttershy: Umm.. Maybe.
Saten: Ohh.. Can you all keep it down, I'm starting to have a headache.
Discord: Annd. Who are you suppose to be?
Saten: Never you mind who I am.. Look. Why don't we just chop the vines down.. I still have Dan's old axe.. He's always so nice to me..


*CUTAWAY*
Dan (Yes. Same Dan from Dan Vs): You are the worst person I have ever known! And I hope you burn in hell *slams door violently*
Saten: Okay. Bye.. *starts leaving* What a nice guy he is.
Dan: *from inside he is seen angrily stabbing a Saten Twist voodoo doll* WHY!? ISN'T!? THIS!? WORKING!?
*END CUTAWAY*


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 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done por Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No pónei, pônei can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead por arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead por a pónei, pônei named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead por Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead por John who somehow survived being killed por a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead por an alicorn named Fuku,...
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The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? You just decided to skip our jantar without telling me? Are you aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for you at a mesa, tabela with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want you to make friends with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! You still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if you want to give me a segundo chance or not. Starlight had to choose between you and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and limão Heart. Offended por Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make friends on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his mais serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If you upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I said no magic. You were supposed to do it por hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make mais sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Notes: My Little pónei, pônei is owned por Hasbro and created por Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that you enjoy and comment.

Discord was walking around Ponyville, resisting his temptation to pull pranks on the residents of Ponyville. A building was being made to protect animais that didn't have anywhere else to live. It was Fluttershy's idea so Discord pretended to care.

Discord went to Sugarcube Corner.

Mr. Cake said "Hi. How can I help you?"

Discord said "I'm going to a important party and I got the job of ordering and picking up the cakes. I need...
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