After Con was tortured, he was left in a prison cell. The Chinese drowned him, whipped him, and they nearly set him on fire.
Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do you want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing armas at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As you can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country.
Con: Yeah. We've been allies with them after we bombed Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Gustav: Well, they have made a deal to bring one of my soldiers back here, in exchange for you. The Japanese will bring you to back to Canterlot from where we make the exchange, and sooner or later, you'll most likely be back to trying to kill me.
Con: You better believe it. May I ask you a question?
Gustav: What?
Con: What is the name of the soldier you're getting back?
Gustav: Zao. Get him into the truck.
Chinese Soldiers: *Taking Con to truck*
Once Con was in the truck, they took him to a bridge, where the Chinese, North Korea, and Russian border met. On one side of the bridge was Con, and the Chinese. The other side had the Japanese, and Zao.
Gustav: Alright. Have Zao walk across slowly. Once we get him back, you may have Con!
Japanese General: Very well. Go.
Zao: *Slowly walking across bridge*
Chinese Ponies: *Watching*
Zao: *Gets to China's side*
Japanese General: Now you bring Con to us.
Gustav: Go!
Con: *Walks across bridge*
Zao: SLOWER!!
Con: *Walks slower*
Japanese Ponies: *Watching*
Con: *Gets to Japanese side*
Gustav: You have what you want, and so do we. Goodbye.
Japanese General: *Bows*
Chinese Ponies: *Leaving*
Japanese General: We're glad to see you're seguro Mr. Mane.
Con: Arigato General.
Japanese General: Now let's get you back home.
There wasn't an airport within miles of their location, but when they did find one, Con was able to get a flight back to Cantelot. All expenses were paid por the Japanese.
At the Canterlot airport.
Con: *Leaves airplane*
S: 0007. Good to see you again.
Con: Good to see you too S. I thought you were turning into an adult dragon.
S: Nah, that was just false information. The doctor said they got my test mixed up with another dragon's test.
Con: Well, I guess that's a good thing, since you're back to being my Quartermaster. Whatever happened to Sydney?
S: Sydney P. Johnson is back to being T. Now, if you'll step into my car, we'll go back to headquarters.
Con: *Gets in S's car* Aren't you too short to drive?
S: Nope. *Gets in* I put buttons on the steering wheel that can control the car's speed.
Con: Just like a videogame. We oughta play one of those soon.
S: You just don't stop with the jokes, do you?
Con: Nope.
S: *Drives car*
2 B continued
Con: *Resting in cell*
Chinese Mare: *Opens cell door*
Con: What do you want now?
Chinese Mare: Come with me. *Walks down hallway*
Con: *Follows Chinese Mare*
Chinese Ponies: *Pointing armas at Con*
Con: *Staring at Chinese Ponies*
Chinese Mare: *Opens door* Step inside please.
Con: *Goes past door*
Chinese Mare: *Follows Con while closing door*
Gustav: Mr. Mane, please sit.
Con: *Sits down*
Gustav: As you can probably tell, the Japanese are a very good ally to your so called, country.
Con: Yeah. We've been allies with them after we bombed Hiroshima, and Nagasaki.
Gustav: Well, they have made a deal to bring one of my soldiers back here, in exchange for you. The Japanese will bring you to back to Canterlot from where we make the exchange, and sooner or later, you'll most likely be back to trying to kill me.
Con: You better believe it. May I ask you a question?
Gustav: What?
Con: What is the name of the soldier you're getting back?
Gustav: Zao. Get him into the truck.
Chinese Soldiers: *Taking Con to truck*
Once Con was in the truck, they took him to a bridge, where the Chinese, North Korea, and Russian border met. On one side of the bridge was Con, and the Chinese. The other side had the Japanese, and Zao.
Gustav: Alright. Have Zao walk across slowly. Once we get him back, you may have Con!
Japanese General: Very well. Go.
Zao: *Slowly walking across bridge*
Chinese Ponies: *Watching*
Zao: *Gets to China's side*
Japanese General: Now you bring Con to us.
Gustav: Go!
Con: *Walks across bridge*
Zao: SLOWER!!
Con: *Walks slower*
Japanese Ponies: *Watching*
Con: *Gets to Japanese side*
Gustav: You have what you want, and so do we. Goodbye.
Japanese General: *Bows*
Chinese Ponies: *Leaving*
Japanese General: We're glad to see you're seguro Mr. Mane.
Con: Arigato General.
Japanese General: Now let's get you back home.
There wasn't an airport within miles of their location, but when they did find one, Con was able to get a flight back to Cantelot. All expenses were paid por the Japanese.
At the Canterlot airport.
Con: *Leaves airplane*
S: 0007. Good to see you again.
Con: Good to see you too S. I thought you were turning into an adult dragon.
S: Nah, that was just false information. The doctor said they got my test mixed up with another dragon's test.
Con: Well, I guess that's a good thing, since you're back to being my Quartermaster. Whatever happened to Sydney?
S: Sydney P. Johnson is back to being T. Now, if you'll step into my car, we'll go back to headquarters.
Con: *Gets in S's car* Aren't you too short to drive?
S: Nope. *Gets in* I put buttons on the steering wheel that can control the car's speed.
Con: Just like a videogame. We oughta play one of those soon.
S: You just don't stop with the jokes, do you?
Con: Nope.
S: *Drives car*
2 B continued
Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!
Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just música I Don't Really know if there are subcategories you can tell me in the comments if you want
Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover
Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)
Type 3: Music
Just música I Don't Really know if there are subcategories you can tell me in the comments if you want