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The seguinte morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and stops gardening*
Gilda: No, no. Please continue. I didn't want to ruin the hard work that you're putting in your gardens.
Celestia: Why thank you.
Gilda: Some ponies already did that for you.
Celestia: What do you mean?
Gilda: I mean they're walking into your garden.
Celestia: We haven't planted seeds yet.
Gilda: Well you better. I've got a great recipe for pie, and I grow a lot of frutas to make that recipe. Is it possible to put flores in a pie?
Celestia: You can't eat flowers.
Gilda: Hmph. Good point *Walks away*
Sacred Symphony: Don't you get the slightest feeling that she knows what we're doing?
Celestia: Impossible. She would've taken me into her office for that.

Four hours later, it started raining, but Gordon has something special for everypony. Red cruz packages.

Gordon: *Knocks on door*
Shredder: Come in.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hey, I've got some stuff for you. Cigarettes, four packs. Dutch chocolate, two packs. You have one jar of marmelade, uva flavor. This morango marmelada is for Jade, and for Pablo, we have a new hat.
Shredder: *Grabs something from his closet* Danish butter, one jar. I liberated this from Gilda's mess supply.
Gordon: Well, that pretty much sums up all of the gifts for us prisoners. Will you give these to them? I have to go outside.
Shredder: Sure.

While Shredder was delivering the gifts to everypony, this is what Gordon was doing.

Sigmund: *waiting for Gordon*
Gordon: And a 1, and a 2, and a 1 2 3 4.
Ponies: *Singing* Oh come all ye faithful. Joyful, and triumphant.

While Gordon, and other ponies were singing, Sigmund, and the others were hammering some peices of metal together.

Bartholomew: *Arrives* Sigmund, where the fuck is that air pump?
Sigmund: Oh, it's right in here sir. *Opens closet*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Shining Armor: *Puts air bomba on table*
Bartholomew: Why isn't it in yet? The ponies digging in those tunnels are having a hard time breathing air, and this is holding us up badly.
Sigmund: We're just working on the air ducts now sir.
Bartholomew: *Sees air ducts* Good. Have it in por tomorrow morning.
Sigmund: *Knods head yes*

After Shredder delivered the gifts, he saw Jordyn, one of the changeling guards.

Shredder: *Standing seguinte to Jordyn* You got a light?
Jordyn: Oh, yes. *Lights lighter*
Shredder: Thanks *Sets cigarette, and smokes*
Jordyn: *Staring at Shredder*
Shredder: Oh, I'm sorry! *Holding cigarette pack* Would you like one?
Jordyn: *Takes cigarette* I'll smoke it later when I'm off duty, thank you.
Shredder: Take a few for your friends.
Jordyn: Okay *Takes two more*
Shredder: Sure is pretty out today.
Jordyn: Yeah, but I think it might rain soon.
Shredder: Uh, no hold on. Red sky at night sailor's delight. Red sky in morning, sailor takes warning. I saw a red sky last night.
Jordyn: I never heard of that before.
Shredder: I learned it in the boyscouts.
Jordyn: You were a boyscout?
Shredder: Yes.
Jordyn: I was a girl scout, and I had nineteen merit badges.
Shredder: Oh yeah? Well I had twenty.
Jordyn: I was working on my twentieth, when Twilight Sparkle came, and made me cadastrar-se Nazi Forces.
Shredder: Oh, I see. oi Jordyn, do you think you'll stay in the army after the war's over.
Jordyn: Oh no. I could tell you a lot of things that would make your tail stay up for a long time. My teeth...
Shredder: Your teeth?
Jordyn: Our dentist here is a butcher.
Shredder: Well.. It's a soldier's right to complain.
Jordyn: Maybe in your army, but here? One little bit of criticism, and bang, to the Mexican Front.
Shredder: Is that so?
Jordyn: *Knods yes*
Shredder: Is that so? That's just terrible. *walking towards door* Jordyn, why don't we go into my room?
Jordyn: I better not. If Major Skyler sees me, then bang.
Shredder: Oh, alright. I was just about to make some coffee. You know, real coffee. *Goes to room*
Jordyn: *Follows Shredder*
Shredder: *Goes into room* Coffee, coffee.
Jordyn: *Looks at Shredder's gifts* Marmalade?
Shredder: Oh yeah, my grandmother keeps sending me all this. *Searching for coffee*
Jordyn: Dutch chocolate? That's amazing.
Shredder: Oh yeah, take one.
Jordyn: *Takes chocolate*
Shredder: *Puts Gilda's manteiga on table*
Jordyn: *sees butter* This belongs to Gilda!
Shredder: Oh yeah.. Keep it.
Jordyn: No! I must leave.
Shredder: *Gets in Jordyn's way* It's okay Jordyn. We're friends.
Jordyn: With you in the cooler, will we still be friends? I must denunciar this!
Shredder: I don't get it. denunciar what? You, and me were chatting in my room?
Jordyn: *Returns marmalade, and chocolate*
Shredder: *Takes Jordyn's wallet*

Jordyn left the room, but didn't know her wallet got stolen.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Previously in The Movie Studio

Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!

* * *

Director Nick: I want all of you to prepare...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 3, 1957
7:27 AM

Pete was at the train station, getting ready to go on vacation, but Hawkeye wasn't here.

Pete: *Calling Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *At his house, not feeling well. He hears the phone ring, and walks to it* Hello?
Pete: Pierce. You don't sound too well. Are you okay?
Hawkeye: No. I tried calling you earlier, but I passed out.
Pete: You do realize Gordon will be in charge now because of this.
Hawkeye: *Sarcastic* This dia just keeps getting better, and better.
Pete: Take care of yourself, and I'll see you when I get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Oh joy. *Passes out again*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

At the bodyshop, Mr. Beddler was informing everypony about a car coming into the shop.

Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, we're supposed to have a Prius come into the shop.
Others: Boo!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: I know nopony likes the Prius, but this job will be very simple. All we have to do is fix this tiny dent on the hood. Get some body filler on there, make that dent...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:33 PM
Railway: Union Pacific

Pete was in his office signing papers, when Hawkeye arrived.

Pete: I guess knocking is a thing of the past.
Hawkeye: I wanna talk to you about Renee.
Pete: How is she doing?
Hawkeye: Bad! These things keep happening to us, and she's saying that it's because she's jinxed. We need to get rid of her!
Pete: I don't think that'll be necessary, but I'll tell you what. We'll have her go work on the Southern Pacific for a few days, and see how she does.
Hawkeye: As long as she's not here, that's fine with me. *Walks...
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Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arco iris, arco-íris Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at arco iris, arco-íris Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't you be friends with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're friends with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna show the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The pêssego pónei, pônei saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rua corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seguinte to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, you know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that you quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never said anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess you should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: You should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. You could have hurt yourself....
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for you to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three minutos later. “Wow, how did you manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, arco iris, arco-íris Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:


Guard: You must of been counting your blessings Chimney. You made bail.


Patrol board member: Do you believe, in your best judgment, that you have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like you can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, you let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)


Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out you two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....
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Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.


Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, you have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. You could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor
It was a nice dia in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: You sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are you girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...
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As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause you only been here a week, and you keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.


Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good dia at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* You know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, por looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask you a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that you wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a fã of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, or something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello you two, what can I help you with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, you decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arco iris, arco-íris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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