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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte morning Scorpio was on topo, início of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.

Meanwhile in the police station.

Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, he's with me. When are you going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same dia you get your's cut.
russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dumby.
Henry: You could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry? In my office.
Henry: See? Be nice. *puts cup upside down* Now to pour in my coffee.
Captain: We heard that one of the robbers shot you.
Harry: Yeah, I'm past that, so?
Captain: We found you a new partner.
Peter: *walks in*
Captain: This pónei, pônei is your new partner.
Harry: Would've been nice if I chose someone mais reliable.
Peter: Is he always like this?
Captain: Yeah, he pretty much hates everyone. Ask him what he hates the most.
Peter: What do you hate the most?
Harry: Mexicans.

And with that we return to the sniper. He found his target, and was getting ready to shoot when a helicopter was flying close to him.

Scorpio: *gets ready*
Pilot: You with the gun. Yes you, lay on the ground.
Scorpio: *runs inside*

Hours later

Peter: Do you always go on patrol in the night?
Harry: We're not on patrol, we have to go to where the assassin is.
Peter: Did they tell you where?
Harry: It was at a house on Riverside drive. We're almost there
pedestrian: *gets in way*
Harry: *stops*
Peter: Jeez
Harry: Get the fuck outta the way asshole. *continues driving*
Peter: wow.
Harry: It's his fault.

When they got to the house they had their guns. Was the sniper really there though?

Find out in the seguinte part.
 Harry's new partner
Harry's new partner
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The prisoners were spending their very first night on the barco taking them to the new prison.

Frank: *Sleeping seguinte to Papillon* Do you know how old we all are?
Papillon: I never really thought about it much.
Frank: Alright, I'm 41, along with Louis, but he's months older then I am. I asked you about our age, because Johnny is only 18.
Papillon: That's the youngest age anypony can be in order to get sent to jail.
Frank: Only problem is that Johnny didn't do nothing. Some crazy idiot got drunk, and beat Johnny down to a pulp, made him drink a lot of alcohol. por the time that guy left, the cops...
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