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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte morning Scorpio was on topo, início of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.

Meanwhile in the police station.

Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, he's with me. When are you going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same dia you get your's cut.
russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dumby.
Henry: You could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry? In my office.
Henry: See? Be nice. *puts cup upside down* Now to pour in my coffee.
Captain: We heard that one of the robbers shot you.
Harry: Yeah, I'm past that, so?
Captain: We found you a new partner.
Peter: *walks in*
Captain: This pónei, pônei is your new partner.
Harry: Would've been nice if I chose someone mais reliable.
Peter: Is he always like this?
Captain: Yeah, he pretty much hates everyone. Ask him what he hates the most.
Peter: What do you hate the most?
Harry: Mexicans.

And with that we return to the sniper. He found his target, and was getting ready to shoot when a helicopter was flying close to him.

Scorpio: *gets ready*
Pilot: You with the gun. Yes you, lay on the ground.
Scorpio: *runs inside*

Hours later

Peter: Do you always go on patrol in the night?
Harry: We're not on patrol, we have to go to where the assassin is.
Peter: Did they tell you where?
Harry: It was at a house on Riverside drive. We're almost there
pedestrian: *gets in way*
Harry: *stops*
Peter: Jeez
Harry: Get the fuck outta the way asshole. *continues driving*
Peter: wow.
Harry: It's his fault.

When they got to the house they had their guns. Was the sniper really there though?

Find out in the seguinte part.
 Harry's new partner
Harry's new partner
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posted by Dragon4322
 "we came out of the bushes"
"we came out of the bushes"
The seguinte morning the Changelings, Chrysalis, and I all packed our armas and ammo then headed north. We knew the buffalo were hiding in the thickets and trees so we made sure to be quiet when entering the enemy front. I quickly put a baioneta on my M16 and made sure it was loaded. Chrysalis had a LAW with her so i felt she could handle herself. We both silently toed the ground and took careful steps. Then I started to hear voices to my left and told the general about it so she told me to take two changelings where the voices were coming from. We came back and reported to her that there were about seven buffalo well armed with bolt action rifles and grenade launchers. She told me ,"Okay take four mais changelings and attack them from the side". I did as I was told. It turns out that when we came out of the bushes that the enemy immediately surrendered and showed no resistance.
 " take four mais changelings.."
" take four more changelings.."
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