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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At a de praia, praia alongside San Franciscolt, there was a bar. At that bar, some ponies would play a game, where they would try to catch a scorpion, under a glass, after drinking cerveja in it.

Con: *sees scorpion*
crowd: He seems good so far
Con: *drinks beer*
waiter: Damn, that was quick
Con: *gets escorpião in glass*
crowd: YEAH!!!!!!!
news reporter: We interrupt our program of filmes at 3 to bring you important news. There was an attack on the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot.
Con: I have to go

Four hours later, at P's house.

P: *looks around*
??: *sitting*
P: Where the fuck have you been?
??: Enjoying death.
P: *turns on lights*
??: 0007 reporting for duty.
P: Why didn't you call me after a week of suviving a shot, and fall?
Con: You don't care for me, why should I have called?
P: Because I do care for you.
Con: Then why did you do what you did? Take the shot now?
P: I didn't want that manifest being lost.
Con: I was doing my job! One mais punch, and he would be dead.
P: Whatever. We need you back.
Con: Do you?
P: Ja!! Now tomorrow, you have to take a test for reentering the CIE. Take it seriously.
Con: Whatever *drinking beer*
P: And stop atuação like an alcoholic.

2morrow

Parcival: *driving to HQ*
Con: How is the rebuilding going?
Parcival: Not too bad. I just can't get over meeting you, the legendary 0007 for the first time.
Con: There's a first time for everything.

at the headquarters, Con had to take several tests in order to become an agent again for the CIE.

Here's how one of them went.

unicorn: I'm going to say some words. When I do, I want you to say whatever pops into your mind. Ready?
Con: Sure.
unicorn: Corn
Con: Whatever pops into your mind.
unicorn: Card
Con: game
unicorn: White
Con: Paint
unicorn: Black
Con: Ni***r
unicorn: Car
Con: Getaway
unicorn: Triple
Con: Oh seven
unicorn: Slycall
P: *watching*
Parcival: Why isn't he saying anything?
unicorn: Slycall
Con: Finished *Walks away*

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google imagens
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arco iris, arco-íris Dash was hugging me after I turned back to normal

Sean: *Hugs back* I'm so sorry about what happened.
Rainbow Dash: It wasn't your fault. We need to get off this thing.
Sean: But first, we gotta destroy the other airplanes.
Rainbow Dash: They're close to Manehattan.
Sean: We gotta act quickly. *grabs bomb*
Applejack: What are you going to do?
Sean: Throw this bomb at one of the planes. One of you must take over, and get us away from here.
Applejack: I got it.
Rainbow Dash: I can try, and fly onto one of those airplanes.
Sean: Go for it. Zecora, do you have anymore of that teleportation...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Panty is skeptical of any pónei, pônei she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
Panty is skeptical of any pony she meets until she meets Blazin', and at some points develops a crush on him.
So the story begins with Panty riding the train to Ponyville, where her new início is located. Why is she moving to Ponyville? Too many ponies where she used to live laughed at her name, and one even said "Are your parents roupa interior or something?". Sick of it, and slightly satisfied after kicking that one pónei, pônei in the crotch, she leaves her hometown for good. Where did she use to live? Manehattan, of course. Upon boarding the Ponyville Express, she sits por herself far away from other ponies on the train. Keeping her luggage close to her, she doesn't say a word, then the train arrives at the station....
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 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e leitura this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. You don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case or my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and erva-moura, nightshade, pretinha in his fã fiction! It's insanely rude, and if you don't like it, don't comment on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as you have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching you how to draw a pegasus. This was requested por Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step por step instructions. If you pegasus doesn’t come out the way you want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...
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