Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.
Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't you tell me?
Sneak Peak: You were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: You know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together! :3
Con: *shoots mirror* Thought that was Hattan.
Sneak Peak: Save your ammo for when you run into Ms. Scaramanga.
Con: *walks into wild west stage*
manequin: *shoots at Con*
Con: *takes cover*
Sneak Peak: Alright. Now continue.
Con: *walks into mafia stage*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough!
Con: *shoots guns*
Sneak Peak: Holy cray! No one has ever shot those armas that fast before.
Con: *walks to final stage* Hattan has to be here somewhere.
Hattan: Can I go there now?
Sneak Peak: Yeah, you're clear!
Con: *gets off stage* I gotta climb down there, and surprise her.
Hattan: *looks for Con*
Sneak Peak: Where did Con go?!
Con: *drops gun*
Hattan: ?
Sneak Peak: *sweats nervously*
Hattan: *looks at statue*
Con: *shoots Hattan*
Sneak Peak: Oh no!!
Berry: I gotta get out of this room *breaks door*
guard: Hey, what are you doing?
Berry: *K.O.'s guard*
Con: Berry!
Berry: Con look! I knocked out someone!
Con: That's great, now get rid of his body quick! We need to leave.
Berry: *dumps body under bed*
The two ponies then left, on Hattan's boat.
Berry: I misunderstood a lot of times. I'm sorry.
Con: Don't be. Many mares like you get jealous at times.
Berry: *kisses Con*
Sneak Peak: *lurks around*
Berry: AAAAAH!
Con: What?
Sneak Peak: BANZAI! *falls with knife*
Con: *dodges knife* You ok Berry?
Berry: I'm fine!
Sneak Peak: *grabs wine bottles*
Con: *grabs suitcase*
Sneak Peak: *throws bottles* Hey! What are you doing?
Con: *stuffs Sneak Peak in suitcase*
Sneak Peak: Ouch! I can't breath!
Berry: *sits on floor watching*
Sneak Peak: You'll be sorry! I may be small, but I'll never forget!
3 minutos later
Berry: What happened?
Con: I tought him a lesson.
Berry: Did you-
Con: Yup.
Berry: *gasps*
Con: Hang on, the phone's ringing. *picks up phone* Hello?
P: Hallo!
Con: What is it?
P: I just wanna know if you killed Hattan.
Con: Hattan is dead.
P: Great! Is Goodnight there?
Con: Let me check... *kisses Berry*
P: Con? Goodnight?
Con: Goodnight P.
And that concludes The Mare With The Golden Gun
Starring
Doughnut Joe.....................................Con Mane
Pinkie Pie............................................P
Azura Alor............................................Hattan Scaramanga
Berry Punch..........................................Berry Goodnight
Scottish pony.............................Constaple Weston B. River
Bonbon.......................................Constaple's wife
Spike...........................................S
Snips............................................Sneak Peak
And Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
The End
Con Mane will return in Nightmare Moonraker
Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't you tell me?
Sneak Peak: You were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: You know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together! :3
Con: *shoots mirror* Thought that was Hattan.
Sneak Peak: Save your ammo for when you run into Ms. Scaramanga.
Con: *walks into wild west stage*
manequin: *shoots at Con*
Con: *takes cover*
Sneak Peak: Alright. Now continue.
Con: *walks into mafia stage*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough!
Con: *shoots guns*
Sneak Peak: Holy cray! No one has ever shot those armas that fast before.
Con: *walks to final stage* Hattan has to be here somewhere.
Hattan: Can I go there now?
Sneak Peak: Yeah, you're clear!
Con: *gets off stage* I gotta climb down there, and surprise her.
Hattan: *looks for Con*
Sneak Peak: Where did Con go?!
Con: *drops gun*
Hattan: ?
Sneak Peak: *sweats nervously*
Hattan: *looks at statue*
Con: *shoots Hattan*
Sneak Peak: Oh no!!
Berry: I gotta get out of this room *breaks door*
guard: Hey, what are you doing?
Berry: *K.O.'s guard*
Con: Berry!
Berry: Con look! I knocked out someone!
Con: That's great, now get rid of his body quick! We need to leave.
Berry: *dumps body under bed*
The two ponies then left, on Hattan's boat.
Berry: I misunderstood a lot of times. I'm sorry.
Con: Don't be. Many mares like you get jealous at times.
Berry: *kisses Con*
Sneak Peak: *lurks around*
Berry: AAAAAH!
Con: What?
Sneak Peak: BANZAI! *falls with knife*
Con: *dodges knife* You ok Berry?
Berry: I'm fine!
Sneak Peak: *grabs wine bottles*
Con: *grabs suitcase*
Sneak Peak: *throws bottles* Hey! What are you doing?
Con: *stuffs Sneak Peak in suitcase*
Sneak Peak: Ouch! I can't breath!
Berry: *sits on floor watching*
Sneak Peak: You'll be sorry! I may be small, but I'll never forget!
3 minutos later
Berry: What happened?
Con: I tought him a lesson.
Berry: Did you-
Con: Yup.
Berry: *gasps*
Con: Hang on, the phone's ringing. *picks up phone* Hello?
P: Hallo!
Con: What is it?
P: I just wanna know if you killed Hattan.
Con: Hattan is dead.
P: Great! Is Goodnight there?
Con: Let me check... *kisses Berry*
P: Con? Goodnight?
Con: Goodnight P.
And that concludes The Mare With The Golden Gun
Starring
Doughnut Joe.....................................Con Mane
Pinkie Pie............................................P
Azura Alor............................................Hattan Scaramanga
Berry Punch..........................................Berry Goodnight
Scottish pony.............................Constaple Weston B. River
Bonbon.......................................Constaple's wife
Spike...........................................S
Snips............................................Sneak Peak
And Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit
The End
Con Mane will return in Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are you ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now you died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are you ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now you died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this arco iris, arco-íris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pónei, pônei to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this arco iris, arco-íris Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only pónei, pônei to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced por Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting mais of these soon. ^^
"So I defeated Princess Celestia, am holding Twilight and her friends captive, and let my changelings go all over Equestria to take control the minds of everypony. Who says a girl can't have it all?" queen Chrysalis laughed evilly.
"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the trono room encased in green goo.
"Don't you see, Celestia? I already have." queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing you can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. You have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicórnios and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in you and your team's hooves!
"You won't get away with this", said Princess Celestia, hanging upside down from the ceiling of the trono room encased in green goo.
"Don't you see, Celestia? I already have." queen Chrysalis flew up to Princess Celestia and looked into her eyes. "And there's nothing you can do about it." She flew back on the ground and sat in Celestia's throne. "Much better." She laughed evilly again.
-Meanwhile in the caves beneath Canterlot.
You and your team are trapped in the crystal caves beneath Canterlot. You have to figure out a way to get out of the caves(and no using magic, unicórnios and alicorns), free Twilight and her friends, and defeat queen Chrysalis! The fate of Equestria is in you and your team's hooves!