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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't you tell me?
Sneak Peak: You were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: You know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together! :3
Con: *shoots mirror* Thought that was Hattan.
Sneak Peak: Save your ammo for when you run into Ms. Scaramanga.
Con: *walks into wild west stage*
manequin: *shoots at Con*
Con: *takes cover*
Sneak Peak: Alright. Now continue.
Con: *walks into mafia stage*
mafia ponies: This town ain't big enough!
Con: *shoots guns*
Sneak Peak: Holy cray! No one has ever shot those armas that fast before.
Con: *walks to final stage* Hattan has to be here somewhere.
Hattan: Can I go there now?
Sneak Peak: Yeah, you're clear!
Con: *gets off stage* I gotta climb down there, and surprise her.
Hattan: *looks for Con*
Sneak Peak: Where did Con go?!
Con: *drops gun*
Hattan: ?
Sneak Peak: *sweats nervously*
Hattan: *looks at statue*
Con: *shoots Hattan*
Sneak Peak: Oh no!!
Berry: I gotta get out of this room *breaks door*
guard: Hey, what are you doing?
Berry: *K.O.'s guard*
Con: Berry!
Berry: Con look! I knocked out someone!
Con: That's great, now get rid of his body quick! We need to leave.
Berry: *dumps body under bed*

The two ponies then left, on Hattan's boat.

Berry: I misunderstood a lot of times. I'm sorry.
Con: Don't be. Many mares like you get jealous at times.
Berry: *kisses Con*
Sneak Peak: *lurks around*
Berry: AAAAAH!
Con: What?
Sneak Peak: BANZAI! *falls with knife*
Con: *dodges knife* You ok Berry?
Berry: I'm fine!
Sneak Peak: *grabs wine bottles*
Con: *grabs suitcase*
Sneak Peak: *throws bottles* Hey! What are you doing?
Con: *stuffs Sneak Peak in suitcase*
Sneak Peak: Ouch! I can't breath!
Berry: *sits on floor watching*
Sneak Peak: You'll be sorry! I may be small, but I'll never forget!

3 minutos later

Berry: What happened?
Con: I tought him a lesson.
Berry: Did you-
Con: Yup.
Berry: *gasps*
Con: Hang on, the phone's ringing. *picks up phone* Hello?
P: Hallo!
Con: What is it?
P: I just wanna know if you killed Hattan.
Con: Hattan is dead.
P: Great! Is Goodnight there?
Con: Let me check... *kisses Berry*
P: Con? Goodnight?
Con: Goodnight P.

And that concludes The Mare With The Golden Gun

Starring

Doughnut Joe.....................................Con Mane
Pinkie Pie............................................P
Azura Alor............................................Hattan Scaramanga
Berry Punch..........................................Berry Goodnight
Scottish pony.............................Constaple Weston B. River
Bonbon.......................................Constaple's wife
Spike...........................................S
Snips............................................Sneak Peak
And Lyra Heartstrings as Miss. Moneybit

The End

Con Mane will return in Nightmare Moonraker
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell you until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...
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posted by Canada24
"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think you might be overreacting" aguardente de maçã admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.


COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure you know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....
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 My character-Wildberry.
My character-Wildberry.
--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and said it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony or anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven por Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch pónei, pônei 13: *driving car*
Dutch pónei, pônei 5: *Sitting seguinte to Dutch pónei, pônei 13*
Dutch pónei, pônei 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch pónei, pônei 35: *Sitting seguinte to Dutch pónei, pônei 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch pónei, pônei 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch pónei, pônei 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch pónei, pônei 46: *Follows Dutch pónei, pônei 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch pónei, pônei 5: *Shoots window*...
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 My character-Windle
My character-Windle
We arrived to Party Village the seguinte dia at 5:00 in the morning. "Really? It took 12 hours to arrive? When i came here as a filly, it only took 45 minutos to get here." i said. I didn't sleep the whole night. I just couldn't fall asleep, so instead of trying i studied mais about the 'Gem' that generates this village. "Woof-woof?" barked Lola "Huh? Oh nothing Lola. Just thinking about the time i visited here; and shh! Everypony is still asleep here. It's only 5:00 in the morning too. So bark softly, OK?" i told her. She nodded a yes. Apparently i understand animais of all kind. "Uh Wildberry?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 The círculo comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430
The círculo comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430


Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002

Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...
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Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.

Tom: Yeah, we all amor different animais smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also amor humans. Many amor breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of you may not know this, but you get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Show business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get you out!
Mare: It's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: You got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed por Greg, and Jared.

Saten: oi speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around*...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..

#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. You really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him mais in filmes like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass*. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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HELLO , Everypony I Rainbowdash from Cloudsdale won a My Little pónei, pônei stuffed animal toy in a prize guindaste machine took me 6 chances with 5 dollars got it for 5 dollars of Fluttershy the wings have gold glitter on both sides she's awesome and so are you everypony later ! Oh, almost forgot I bought a 8 inch Rainbowdash figure at Family Dollar
it was the last one they had so what does everypony think of the bigger size pónei, pônei toys they sell at Family Dollar for ten dollars plus did you find any defects in your figure. I have a slight defect in the paint mess up por the eye nothing too major later!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 7:02): link

Elias: *Drifting off of The Highway*
Julia: He's off the highway! He's taking a right, passing the docks.
Elias: *Passes a truck, and van*

Another car was blocking the road up ahead, so Elias had to turn left.

Elias: *Turns left, but goes too fast, and crashes into a gunshop*
Julia: We got him! He crashed on Main rua intersecting with Dock Drive. Request back up.
Dispatch: 10-4 24.

Stop the song

Tim: *Taking cover behind a GMC* Gran Turismo Police Department! Come on out!
Elias: *Fires a bullet which hits the mural behind him*
Tim: You missed! Drop your weapon, and come...
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