Invader Zim FanCharacters Article: Alyssa's Thoughts About Daddy (Jacob) And Mommy(Rubii)♥

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Alyssa's Thoughts About Daddy (Jacob) And Mommy(Rubii)♥

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Jacob/Rubii♥

"What Do You Think About Your
Mommy And Daddy Alyssa?"
Askes Mrs.Jones
"Well?What
I Think About
My Mommy Is
That She Is So Awesome
She Is Amazing..
She Is Beautiful,Hot,And
A Cutey
And Daddy
Too
They Are Lucky That They Have Me
Because I'm Cute
My Daddy Is A Wolf
He Kills Persons
If They Pissed Them Off
My Mommy Will Tell Me
That If They Bother Her
Or Diss Her
She Will Kill Them With A Gun
She Usually Says She Is Not Inoccent
In Real Life
She Is She Is Bad BOOYAH BAD!
Exclaimed Alyssa
"Ok..O_O"Said Mrs.Jones Fearly
"And Well My Mom And Dad
Have A Good RelationShip
When I Don't Listen To Them
Daddy Screams At Me And Grounds
Me And Mommy Too.
Evil Parents Evil Parents
And Daddy Always Has Beer
Because Last Time He Threw A Beer
To Max You Know Moon's Husband
Because Max Threw A Pie In
My Daddy's Face HAHA
And Well There Was Two Wifes Fight
And Two Husbands Fight
Mommy And Daddy Always Make
Out I Tell Them To Get A Room Yeah
Is Because Mommy Loves Loves Daddy
And Daddy Ohh Well Freakin
Loves Mommy
And I Was Asking My Mom
How She Turned Into A Wolf
Because When Mommy and Daddy Got
Married
Tessy Told Me That Rubii Wasn't lobo That Time
But When I Was Born
Tessy Told Me That She Was lobo When I Was Born
So I Told Mommy That How To Daddy And Her
Make Me
And Umm Well Mommy Gets Red And
Says por Doing Love
And I Told Her Of What Does She Mean por That
And Well She Spilled Out The Beans
And Said It Was Called SEX!:D
"What The Heck O.O"Said Paris
Sweating And Getting Red
"I Was Like How To You Do SEX?
And She Was Like "You'll
Know When You Grow Up"
Then I'm Like "OKAYS!"
Then I Ask Her
If Her And Daddy Do Sex All Night?
Then She Says"NO!WE DO SEX UNLESS
WE WANT ANOTHER CHILD!"
Then I Say "Ok Calm Down"
Ehehe Mommy Gets Pissed
When I Say Something
Redicoulis
And I Will Always Be Like That XD
esmeralda Was Sometimes Like That Too
But Me Most Of The Times
"Oh God Your Friend Is Weird
Paris Hun"Mr.Jones
Whispers To His Daughter Paris
"Yeah She Is I Never KnewO_O"
She Whispered Back Fearly
"Well That's What I Know About My Daddy And Mommy"
Alyssa Says Nicely
"Okay..Wow Your Mother And Father Must Be A Weird
And Wild Family"Mrs.Jones Said
"SHUT UP LADY THEY ARE EPIC AND AWESOME!
NOW WALAS!GOOD BYE!"
She Says As She Walks Away
"Oh My God."
Paris Said As Her Face Got Red
"Never Invite Over Your Friend Again
Ok Daughter!"Exclaimed
Mr. And Mrs. Jones
"Ok!"
Exclaimed Paris With Her Face Red