Invader Zim FanCharacters Article: Alyssa's Thoughts About Daddy (Jacob) And Mommy(Rubii)♥

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Alyssa's Thoughts About Daddy (Jacob) And Mommy(Rubii)♥

posted by silvaria_fan23

Jacob/Rubii♥

"What Do You Think About Your
Mommy And Daddy Alyssa?"
Askes Mrs.Jones
"Well?What
I Think About
My Mommy Is
That She Is So Awesome
She Is Amazing..
She Is Beautiful,Hot,And
A Cutey
And Daddy
Too
They Are Lucky That They Have Me
Because I'm Cute
My Daddy Is A Wolf
He Kills Persons
If They Pissed Them Off
My Mommy Will Tell Me
That If They Bother Her
Or Diss Her
She Will Kill Them With A Gun
She Usually Says She Is Not Inoccent
In Real Life
She Is She Is Bad BOOYAH BAD!
Exclaimed Alyssa
"Ok..O_O"Said Mrs.Jones Fearly
"And Well My Mom And Dad
Have A Good RelationShip
When I Don't Listen To Them
Daddy Screams At Me And Grounds
Me And Mommy Too.
Evil Parents Evil Parents
And Daddy Always Has Beer
Because Last Time He Threw A Beer
To Max You Know Moon's Husband
Because Max Threw A Pie In
My Daddy's Face HAHA
And Well There Was Two Wifes Fight
And Two Husbands Fight
Mommy And Daddy Always Make
Out I Tell Them To Get A Room Yeah
Is Because Mommy Loves Loves Daddy
And Daddy Ohh Well Freakin
Loves Mommy
And I Was Asking My Mom
How She Turned Into A Wolf
Because When Mommy and Daddy Got
Married
Tessy Told Me That Rubii Wasn't lobo That Time
But When I Was Born
Tessy Told Me That She Was lobo When I Was Born
So I Told Mommy That How To Daddy And Her
Make Me
And Umm Well Mommy Gets Red And
Says por Doing Love
And I Told Her Of What Does She Mean por That
And Well She Spilled Out The Beans
And Said It Was Called SEX!:D
"What The Heck O.O"Said Paris
Sweating And Getting Red
"I Was Like How To You Do SEX?
And She Was Like "You'll
Know When You Grow Up"
Then I'm Like "OKAYS!"
Then I Ask Her
If Her And Daddy Do Sex All Night?
Then She Says"NO!WE DO SEX UNLESS
WE WANT ANOTHER CHILD!"
Then I Say "Ok Calm Down"
Ehehe Mommy Gets Pissed
When I Say Something
Redicoulis
And I Will Always Be Like That XD
esmeralda Was Sometimes Like That Too
But Me Most Of The Times
"Oh God Your Friend Is Weird
Paris Hun"Mr.Jones
Whispers To His Daughter Paris
"Yeah She Is I Never KnewO_O"
She Whispered Back Fearly
"Well That's What I Know About My Daddy And Mommy"
Alyssa Says Nicely
"Okay..Wow Your Mother And Father Must Be A Weird
And Wild Family"Mrs.Jones Said
"SHUT UP LADY THEY ARE EPIC AND AWESOME!
NOW WALAS!GOOD BYE!"
She Says As She Walks Away
"Oh My God."
Paris Said As Her Face Got Red
"Never Invite Over Your Friend Again
Ok Daughter!"Exclaimed
Mr. And Mrs. Jones
"Ok!"
Exclaimed Paris With Her Face Red

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IrkenWave "Doing love" LOL. XD

Invader Zero Episode Guide

posted by Solo28

The artigos in the Zero club are for Episodes only because I want to keep my club neat so...

NOTE: Updated every new episode

[UF] = Unfinished
[TMC] = título May Change

SEASON ONE:

1. The Doomy Beginning
2. Setting Up
3. Preparing for an Attack
4. A Secret and a Battle
5. Dib Interferes
6. An Awful School Day
7. Detention
8. Captured
9. Rescue Mission
10. Dib's Proof

SEASON TWO

11. The Coming of Lard Nar
12. First Meeting
13. Lard Nar's Plan
14. Preparations for Battle
15. Zero vs the Great Vortainbot
16. Lard Nar Defeated
17. Good Copies, Bad Copies
18. Negative vs Positive
19. Negative Zero's Desperate Attack
20....

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You just gonna stand there and watch me burn....

posted by IrkenWave

Its alright because I like the way it hurts.....
My coração has been burned. My soul has left. He left........I never thought he would do that. We changed schools. He stopped talking to me......He's with an other girl.......I hate you, don't come running back....Thanks Noah......

You just stand there and watch me burn
I'm left, its my turn
I will never go back
Don't turn on me....I'm there
Waiting..........for your scare
You hear me pray.....
Go away....
I hate you.

Something thats not on fanpop but I just wanted to write this.........

School Gets Worse With Keet And Brad (Wave And I Roleplay)PT.4

posted by silvaria_fan23

Yuki Hates Brad.

Yuki: O.O HUH?
-
Jan: No
Brad: Me Neither.

Lia: *climbs up wall* Come on.

-

Kai: I thought so. *Brad, Jan, Wave and Kai are wisked to Hevhell*
Kai: Deathclaw, I've come back.

Brad: What The?
Jan: HELL!?:O
Brad: You Mean Hevhell >XD

Deathclaw: Who do you bring with you Lostface?
Kai: I bring Fangheart and 2 others not from this pack. I want you to give them their 15 lives and their pack name.
Deathclaw: Very well Lostface, The blue one shall be called Icedeath. Come faward to reacve you 15 lives.
Kai: Go on, he don't bite.

Brad: What Me?
*Walks Up To Deathclaw*
Why?
Jan: Huh?

Deathclaw: *touches his head and...

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Invader Stickly - Series Finale (PART 1/3)

posted by InvaderStickly

STICKLY'S POV
Yes, my final chapter is HERE. So how DID I escape from Dib's horrible trap? Let's find out. "So, any last words Stickly?" Dib asked. "Yeah, just something I ALWAYS wanted you to know, Dib." I said as Dib lowered his weapon. "My father, Juk Lidge, named me Roxrio Lidge. But I didn't even weigh a POUND once I came out of my mother's stomach! 'He's as skinny a stick' my father would say. Thus, they named me Stickly. That means I'm so skinny, my weight can even be an ASSISTANCE to me. Like now." I squeezed out of the chains. "Can you show me the way out?" Dib shot at me, but I ducked...

The most UNUSAL dreams that I EVER had!!! For real!

posted by IrkenStarBurst

I had a dream last night that me and my best friend Casey were swimming in a creek. Then, the water turned into milk!

Casey went missing all of the sudden, I was pulled out of the leite por some guy.

And Aldof Hitler came out of the leite in a ballerina outfit, he began dancing. Then, Brittney Spears as a tubarão ate Hitler alive!

There was an other dream that i had last mês that I was being attacked por flying fishes that talk! And, right when i was about to be killed por their leader, Zim-dressed up as the Terminator- scared them away and then held out his hand and told me "Come with me if you...

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Wanna help me wiz mya contest?? X3 Anyone?

posted by IrkenStarBurst

Okay, I'm having a contest on DevaintART.com. I need picys of Zim being evil or a badboy and becoming emporer of earth, and Bim(StarBurst) marries him, making her the emperess. And, Oogie Boogie (NightMareBeforeChristmas) has adopted zim as a son.

Rules: NO PORONOS!!!

NO KILLING THE MAIN CHARACTERS!!!!...except Dib XD OH OH AND TAK!!! AND OTHER ZIMFANGIRLZ!!! XD jk

NO PICS OF ZIM BEING NICE!!!!

NO PICS OF ANYONE HURTING OR KILLING ZIM!!!!

Okay, i think i cleared that up. X3

Do ur best, u may use bases if u want.

Why am i doing this? I'm making a vid on youtube of Zim being the emporer of earth, i'm using the hard rock version of Toxic for background music. X3

I have not thought of a deadline, but. The winner gets a ano of free requests from me. X3

Who ever gets the most views wins. X3

Good luck.

Demon,Demonic,And Dalia's Story

posted by silvaria_fan23

Yeah Random Shirtless Demon

The Brothers (Demon & Demonic)
And Sister (Dalia)
Were Born Not Togheter
They Had A Mother Named
Demalia
And
Father
Delox
As Demalia Had The
Three Babies
The Doctors Told Her That She Was
Gonna Stay Only 3 Days at The Hospital
She Felt Relieved When They Said That
3 Days Later
As She Got Out The Hospital
She Was Happy And The Babys Were Giggling
Delox Was Happy About The Children
As Years Passed
Demalia Send
Demon
Demonic
And Dalia
To Skools
In Demon's Skool
He Will Always Be Dissed
Maked Fun,And Bullied
But Students Would Get
Scared When He Kills Animal
Projects Well He Always Does
In Dalia's Skool
Boys Will Flirt...

invader cynder fanfic 1

posted by InvaderCynder

"welcome,"yelled the red tallest,"to operation take over!" it was a ano before impending doom 2. this was a secret operation on a different planet than the assembly for impending doom. i was pretty small, but i knew i had to be an invader whether i wanted to or not! luckily, i was a chosen invader por the tallest. they assigned me too a planet called "earth." it took 6 months too get there, but i made it! unfortunately, i didn't know that in 6 months impending doom 2 would start. when it did, i finally started Skool. i saw a young boy with a green head, no ears, and no nose."another irken?"...

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the story of rens death

posted by invaderlin123

i was in my cama sleeping until i heard voices downstairs. i saw them hugging '' please be careful dear if ida and lin find that they're daddy.." he shushed her. "theres nothing you shall worry about reeka i will be fine." my mother put one hand one her belly. my little sister,lin,who she was still inside my mothers womb. she sighed. " dear," she continued, " lin is going to be here in two weeks...and..." she never finished her sentence. instead, she started to cry one tear. he lifted her face with his hand and he kissed her forehead and held her close one last time. " reeka...no matter where...

Sent a message to the thief! Warning contains foul language

posted by zgfangrl

My message: okay, the picture you posted came straight from my DA account. Its my photography. Why did you steal it? I took the picture myself and you just posted it here. Then your accepting compliments from people when it's not even your art! I'm very upset por this! Why did you steal MY photography?!

Her reply: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BITCH?! I DIDNT STEAL NO ONES ART! FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR ACCUSING ME OF THIS!! I BLOCKED YOU AND ANY OTHER PUSSY friends YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF STEALING ART WHEN REALLY, YOU roubou MINE FUCKER!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER! FUCK OFF YOU BITCH! GO WORK A CORNER AND RUB YOUR MOLDY PUSSY ON SOMEONES HEAD! FUCKING BITCH!

I would like you guys to write her each a response letter. Im so pissed right now, I'm actually atuação civilized.

My b- dia present for l lawliet

posted by zgfangrl

Okay this is a birthday story for L! it's a cute romantic one using my shinigami oc. It's romantic because l needs some
Love on his b-day!

"are those strawberries?!" l asked. Samira pushed the cake towards L.
"yep! I know there your favorite. It's morango flavored cake too!" she pointed at the ring of berries around the edge of the cake. l smiled and took two forks out of his pocket. He tossed one to Samira who clumsily tried to catch it, but ended up on the floor.
"you know... It's weird how human you look..." l said. He stared at samiras unmasked face in awe of her beauty.
"well... Like...

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another story (read a story for fun i hope you enjoy :)) first it will make mais sense)

posted by invaderzimemo

invader-kia:Hey emo were are my tickets to the show, concerto invaderzimemo:.... invader-kia>:( invaderzimemo:hehe long story invader-kia:TELL ME invaderzj]imemo:ok ok FLASH BACK i was holding the tickets because my pak was already ful until i saw invader-kia:let me guess ash(as a wolf) invaderzimemo:LET ME FINISH THE STORY!! so i saw ash and i i throw the tickets and chased after ash invader-kia: THOSE TICKETS COST OVER 100 MONIES WHY DO YOU LOSE THEM TO CHASE A lobo THAT ALLWAYS SCRACHES YOUR FACE invaderzimemo:because shes such a cute lobo :) invader-kia: DO YOU EVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSE invaderzimemo:no invader-kia:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Invader Stickly (Chapter 14)

posted by InvaderStickly

Cynthia's POV
"So your telling me that Zim, Stickly, Libby and Tak have all been to Earth?" I asked. "Yeah." my friend said. "I hope they rot into a deeper and deeper area of Hell, one por one experiencing PAIN! Then, slipping into an area of complete humiliation. Once that stage is over-" Yeah, she had a little issues. "Moon?" I said. "Yeah?" Moon said. "Your having your jealous moments again." I told her. She sighed. "Why do I keep having my jealous moments?!" she asked. "I don't know!" I said. "It is getting annoying though. How about you go to Earth. It seems that everyone is going to Earth....

Invader Stickly (Chapter 13)

posted by InvaderStickly

STICKLY'S POV
Okay. This was awkward. "Oh-" started Noshei, still frozen. "Okay." I was afraid she would tell everyone. "You know, this is mais awkward for me than it is for you guys." Libby said. "I doubt it." I said. "Why would an Irken be here undisguised? Do you know how dangerous that is?" Libby looked down in shame. "We just wanted to explore." Lana said. "I'm scared." Noshei said. "Aliens are real. That means Bigfoot could be real. And ghosts. And zombies. And vampires. AND SANTA!" Libby looked up. "Santa's not real?!" she said. "Look, I don't wanna do any harm." I said. "I just wanna...

Invader Stickly (Chapter 6)

posted by InvaderStickly

ZIM'S POV
I got Dib, Gaz and gir go look through fields with me in procurar for Tak. "I can't believe we're helping you stop Tak, again, Zim!" Dib said, still walking. "Yeah, she's dead." Gaz said. "Quiet!" I yelled. "Remember the time we stopped Tak?!" gir asked. "I was dancing! Gaz was dancing! Dib was dancing!" Dib looked up. "Huh?" he said. "Hey." Gaz said. "You said you'd never speak of that dia again!" She looked angry, as usual. "And I didn't dance!" said Dib. "And Zim was dancing!" I looked back at GIR. "What is this nonsense?!" I yelled. "I know Tak." Stickly said, walking with us all...

Zero's Bio

posted by Solo28

Zero's homicidal side

This is the sequel to 'Z-9: A SIR of Doom'. Only this time it's Zero not Z-9.

Zero is an Ex-Elite Soldier. He was arrested because Zero was taking his Invader's test when Zim intruded. Zim's idiotic self broke the Control Brain and it created a wave of doom that shut the power off Irk for 50 years. The Tallets desperatley wanted the person caught. Zim framed Zero and Zero was banished to Vort Prison for 3,000 Years. He teamed up with Prisoner 777 and created his Sir unit, Z-9. He used Z-9 to escape and build a new ship that was only segundo to most advanced ship.

Zero's friends are Z-9, Kierra,...

Griffon's Story -ENTIRE STORY-

posted by nigahigarocks98

On the dia he was born, the Tallest were there to see. They were looking around for an inspection, and as they passed Griffon's cloning tube, the face turned into a smiley, and Griffon was brought to life. A donut was dropped at that moment, so he walked over and chewed on it. The Tallest shared his amor of donuts, and thought he could be one of the Tallest someday. So, they took him in...
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Griffon grew up with the Tallest. At first, he enjoyed his days of relaxing and bossing people around and eating snacks. But all that changed, on the first...

And it changed my life... (Kierra's Fanfic) #2

posted by Diblover111

    It was so dark that I couldn't see my hand when I held it three inches from my face. I felt the cold, rough dirt ground beneath my feet. The cool air was thick with fear. My fear. There is no sound exept for my heavy breathing. Wait, I can hear someone call my name way off in the distance.
    "Kierra! Where are you? I need you!,"
    I recognized Zero's voice instantly, and, remembering the terrible thing that happened the last time we were in a place so dark, starting running in the direction the voice was coming from.
    I...

The Doomy Downfall of Zero Part 5

posted by Solo28

SCENE 15 - Dark Alley

Lard Nar pinted the IDD directly at Zero.

Lard Nar: This time I'll make sure you die.

SCENE 16 - Lard Nar's Ship

Z-9 comes back online, but a little damaged. He morphed his hand into a buzz saw and cut through the tube. He cut Kierra, Pooky, and Zera out too.

Pooky: Y'know, for an ignorant SIR bot, Z-9's pretty cool. Now, he's still damaged. Maybe I can fix him up a little bit.

Zera: Well, while you do that, I'm getting out of here.

Pooky: Uh, hello ragdoll, You'll need the robot.

Zera: Don't call me ragdoll!

Kierra: Stop fighting, you two! We need to help Zero!

Pooky: Alright,...

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Invader Alia #1

posted by Diblover111

It was dark. I couldn't see a thing, but I felt I was bound to a mesa, tabela of some sort. Suddenly an extremly bright light turned on over my head. It took me a while for my eyes to adjust...
I saw that the light was the kind you use to do an operation. Wait...
I was immediatly aware of the Irken surgeons around me, ready to play around with my organs, of the Tallest standing in the doorway, waiting for the result...
NO!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! THEY CAN'T BE DOING ANOTHER OPERATION ON ME!!!! NOT AGAIN!!
I squeezed my eyes tight, and when I opened them again, I was seguro in my bed, drenched in...