Fa mulan had always considered herself to be a patient person. Whether she was dealing with her father being over-protective or her grandmother's insanely weird supersitious beliefs, she was always patient and calm when necessary. Then again, she'd never met someone quite like Princess Pea, who had just discovered her secret.
"You're a cross-dresser!" ervilha exclaimed.
mulan quickly stood up and told ervilha to whisper. "Please, you have to understand. I did it to save my father."
"From what? Finding out you're a lesbian? Honey, I'm sure he'll amor you just as much."
"No! No, I did it because my father was drafted to fight the Huns...but he's already bravely fought in a war. He's old and he has a bad leg. We would've lost him!"
"Great story," replied Pea. "By the way, who is that annoying little crocodilo that follows you around?"
"Are you even listening?" scolded Mulan. "Please, I beg of you, don't reveal my secret. They'll execute me."
"Fine, fine..." ervilha thought for a moment and considered her options. She could blackmail this girl who was bravely trying to save her father's life or she could mover on and leave the poor girl alone. Her thought only lasted for a moment. "But you have to let me stay in your tent for a while...otherwise I'm going to have to turn you in...As my civil Japanese duty."
"I'm Chinese."
"Whatever. Anyways, do we have a deal?"
"Okay, whatever you want but I really need to go to sleep now. We're leaving this camp in the morning."
The seguinte dia Princess ervilha wandered around and saw all the Chinese soldiers marching and cantar something about a girl worth fighting for. Princess ervilha waltzed over to them.
"Excuse me. I'm a girl worth fighting for. Any takers?"
"I like you!" said a humongous, fat, bald soldier.
"Yeah, I think I'll pass...you look like you could eat the huns," answered Pea. She returned to the tent mulan had given to her and had a relaxing nap. However, she knew in the morning, it'd be time for her to press on as well. A few days passed and she was still in China. She was beginning to realize that the country was a lot bigger than she'd thought. One day, a man on a horse rode por her with some interesting news.
"China's heroes have defeated the huns! There is to be a large celebration ceremony at the emperor's palace tonight. Be there." And with that, he rode off.
"Ooooh, I amor parties! I wonder if they'll be doing vodka, vodca shots! Of course I cannot let myself get carried away like last time. I'm still embarrassed about the time Rapunzel had to hold my hair while I threw up into the wishing well."
When she got to the party, a lot seemed to be happening...and not in a good way. Princess ervilha was in a crowd of people watching mulan battle Shan-Yu on topo, início of the palace. "Wow, that girl's resfriador, refrigerador than I thought. Too bad I didn't get her number. Maybe I'll ask her."
Princess ervilha shoved her way through the crowd until she eventually found a slanted part of the building. She climbed up. por the time she got there, mulan had already taken down the big oaf and was now being bowed to por all of China.
"Oh well, I guess we won't be able to keep in touch..." Suddenly, Princess ervilha realized she was not alone on the roof of the Chinese emperor's palace. There was what looked to be an Arabian prince and princess sitting seguinte to a rug watching the fireworks. Princess ervilha decided to introduce herself.

(End Of Part 3)