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I thought I'd show mais on AlexMane's character, por retelling his version of all this.

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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) YOU DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?

Alex: Look, I been bus-

Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.

Alexmane: And a drunk!

Luna: Wha-

AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".

Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.

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LATER:

AlexMane: (having been fired por Luna, for having spent 12 months not composição literária a single sentence despite that he was given every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).

Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?

AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.

Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).

AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?

Trixie: We're already at a bar.

AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.

Trixie: Hey, I heard you been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She said something about you never wanting to have a baby.

AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?

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FLASHBACK:

Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby you ever saw?

AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).

Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!

AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.

END FLASHBACK:

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Trixie: Riight, you mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.

AlexMane: You have a boyfriend?.. You I CAN'T see you vig-

Trixie: Don't make me slap you.

AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.

Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.

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THE FOLLOWING DAY:

Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.

Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's you again.

Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.

Alexmane: Prove it.

Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.

Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.

Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.

Alexmane: Whatever, what do you guys want?

Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.

Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.

Saten: I'll explain later.

Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.

Saten: It's Dinky you need to worry about, not me.

Alexmane: Well.. Okay.

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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.

Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).

AlexMane: Yeah.. You may wanna repaint.

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THE seguinte DAY:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to amor you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.

Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.

AlexMane: ... Do you have your sister's number?

Lily: (eyes narrow).

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LATER:

AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.

Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.

AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?

Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.

AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.

Saten: What happened to your eyes?

AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied por a gang.. I intervened.

Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.

AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.

Saten: Sure..

Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.

Saten: You DO know Lily and I are friends right?

AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!

Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.

AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?

Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.

AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!

Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.

AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?

Lily: (voice) No way. You are in the prime of your life, never looked better.

AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?

Lily: (voice) You look like a pile of crap ate a segundo pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.

AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?

Lily: (voice) The third one.

AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!

END OF EPISODE 1:
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#1: UNTOUCHABLES:
This album is classic.
It has songs such as Bottled up inside, Wake up hate, Beat it Upright and Hallow life.
the whole album is a good work out type of thing..


#2: ISSUES:
I use this album for all of my vídeos involving Korn so far.
(I’m making a new one yes).
And Get this Party Started is part of my Trevor Phillips series.
But anyway.
Point is.. It’s AWESOME!!


#3: TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR:
This one of their mais scream-o albums.
But obviously Right Now is the part of it for me.
Good intro..


#4: KORN:
Their first album ever.
It’s not PERFECT.
Some songs suck.
But others are badass..
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#1: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
So Two and half men wasn't a wonderful show, but it was good.. And I liked it. Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer make a great duo. Working off each other as Alan and Charlie Harpor.. My favorito was always Alan. Despite all his faults, one cannot deny that Alan was born with some kind of curse hanging over his head. Try and name one episode where something bad doesn't happen to Alan in some way. Go ahead, try it.. Charlie isn't too far from the real Charlie Sheen, a womanlizing asshole, and here he constantly rubs it in Alan's face.. And Alan's mom is worse, she's not a mom,...
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#1: CATHY WESELUCK:
She mais often than not portrays a male character.
She gives off the cute yet sarcastic voice in shows like Kid VS Kat.
Awful show. Just awful.
But I just like hearing her, even though she was a minor character.
So when I realized it was her that voiced Spike. You can all guess, it's what inspired me to watch mais than just the first episode. Otherwise I never would be here, after just seeing one episode. I hated every character, except Twilight, cause I do kinda like Tara Strong mais then I say I do. And Twilight was just so cute :).
Anyway. I looked up a clip of Near from...
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Grand Theft Auto 5 STILL isn't working.. We're gonna bring it back..

Anyway.
I decided make up for this por playing one of the other two games that were replaced as well.

* Red Dead Redemption.

* Army the Two/The 40th day.

I went with Red Dead.
My new room has still lots of cowboy crap we need to get rid of.
But at least it fits the mood.

Anyway.
I am NEVER seem to have it in me, to be a bad person as John Marston.
I am always helping as many people as possible (you get hell ton of money that way anyway),

And I always end up being famish for GOOD reasons.
Helping innocent people.
Not, KILLING innocent people.

But that's just me.
Anyway here's all the RDR pictures from my profile..
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