I thought I'd show mais on AlexMane's character, por retelling his version of all this.
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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) YOU DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?
Alex: Look, I been bus-
Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.
Alexmane: And a drunk!
Luna: Wha-
AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".
Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.
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LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired por Luna, for having spent 12 months not composição literária a single sentence despite that he was given every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard you been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She said something about you never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
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FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby you ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
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Trixie: Riight, you mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: You have a boyfriend?.. You I CAN'T see you vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.
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THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's you again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do you guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky you need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: Yeah.. You may wanna repaint.
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THE seguinte DAY:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to amor you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do you have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied por a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: You DO know Lily and I are friends right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. You are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) You look like a pile of crap ate a segundo pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
END OF EPISODE 1:
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Luna: (now a book publisher as a way to make a little extra money) (enraged) YOU DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING!?
Alex: Look, I been bus-
Luna: The book was about YOU, about YOUR life!.. Your just lazy.
Alexmane: And a drunk!
Luna: Wha-
AlexMane: Not joking, I'm drunk wait "now".
Luna: Well.. That explains the smell.
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LATER:
AlexMane: (having been fired por Luna, for having spent 12 months not composição literária a single sentence despite that he was given every chance possible, is seen getting drunk at a bar, despite that he was already drunk for most of the day).
Trixie: (suddenly comes over, finding him at one of the tables) Hello, remember me?
AlexMane: (already drunk) Heeey, how can I forget YOUR cute face.
Trixie: Your drunk.. But thank you. (sits down).
AlrexMane: Wanna head to a bar?
Trixie: We're already at a bar.
AlexMane: ... (looks around seeing he's in a bar) Oh, ho.. Duaa.
Trixie: Hey, I heard you been having some problems with your girlfriend Lily.. She said something about you never wanting to have a baby.
AexMane: What ever makes her think I don't want a baby?
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FLASHBACK:
Lily: Oh, look at that baby. Isn't he the cutest baby you ever saw?
AlexMane: BABY!?.. (kicks down the baby, runs into his car, and crashes it off view).
Cop: (off view) Step away from the stolen vehicle, sir!
AlexMane: (off view) No, no, no. Misunderstanding, officer. I was running away from my girlfriend whom I don't respect enough to have a baby with.
END FLASHBACK:
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Trixie: Riight, you mind if my boyfriend stays with you? He needs a new place.
AlexMane: You have a boyfriend?.. You I CAN'T see you vig-
Trixie: Don't make me slap you.
AlexMane: Please do, it'll turn me on.
Trixie: ................ I'll just bring him.
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THE FOLLOWING DAY:
Trixie arrives at a apartment, and rings the door bell, Alexmane opens the door.
Alexmane: (groans) Oh, it's you again.
Trixie: I really did have a boyfriend.
Alexmane: Prove it.
Trixie: *points at Saten Twist* He's wait there.
Alexmane: ... He's not even that attractive.
Trixie: I don't care about that stuff.
Alexmane: Whatever, what do you guys want?
Saten: I heard your looking for a room mate.
Alexmane: Well.. Sure, why not.. Who's the kid.
Saten: I'll explain later.
Alexmane: Fine.. (drinks beer) Just come in.. And don't try to bother me too much.
Saten: It's Dinky you need to worry about, not me.
Alexmane: Well.. Okay.
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AlexMane: And this is YOUR room.
Dinky: (looks around) Umm. (points at "DIE ALEX DIE" spray painted on the wall).
AlexMane: Yeah.. You may wanna repaint.
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THE seguinte DAY:
AlexMane: We're breaking up!?
Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how you expected me to amor you when you so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill you to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.
AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?
Lily: WHAT!?
AlexMane: ... I'm kidding.
Lily: Oh shut up, just leave.. Creep.
AlexMane: ... Do you have your sister's number?
Lily: (eyes narrow).
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LATER:
AlexMane returns home, now with two black eyes, obviously from Lily Valley.
Saten is seen smoking weed from a bong.
AlexMane: Is that MY weed!?
Saten: (coughs) And it sucks.
AlexMane: Well.. Yeah, kinda dose.
Saten: What happened to your eyes?
AlexMane: Well... I saw a hooker getting bullied por a gang.. I intervened.
Saten: Wow.. That's.. Brave.
AlexMane: Well, I didn't want to see a half naked, cocaine smoking, high healed, woman in need.
Saten: Sure..
Awkard pause, as AlexMane sits down.
Saten: You DO know Lily and I are friends right?
AlexMane: I was JOKING about sleeping with her sister!
Saten: Well, girls are sensitive.
AlexMane: (prepares to use the bong Saten was using, when suddenly his phone rings) Hello?
Lily: (from phone) Hello Mr Jones.
AlexMane Jones: Oh, my God, we just broke up!
Lily: (voice) Yeah, but I'm still your agent, I pride myself on my ability to separate my professional life from my personal life.
AlexMane: Then, as my agent, do you think I'm getting fat?
Lily: (voice) No way. You are in the prime of your life, never looked better.
AlexMane: What about as my ex-girlfriend?
Lily: (voice) You look like a pile of crap ate a segundo pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.
AlexMane: Wait, wait, so which pile of crap do I look like?
Lily: (voice) The third one.
AlexMane: What!? That's the worst one!
END OF EPISODE 1:
I watched these last week but forgot too review them..
I'm not sure what too say (surprise, surprise).
But I liked these episodes.. The show should be mais about that detective now that I like him.
I hear Johan lives in the end.. And as for the sister.. Is she even real? I'm not sure.. The show is so confusing.. I mean what the fuck is going on!?
But hey, I only have 24 mais episodes.. I made it this far..
I can do it!
FILLER:
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I'm not sure what too say (surprise, surprise).
But I liked these episodes.. The show should be mais about that detective now that I like him.
I hear Johan lives in the end.. And as for the sister.. Is she even real? I'm not sure.. The show is so confusing.. I mean what the fuck is going on!?
But hey, I only have 24 mais episodes.. I made it this far..
I can do it!
FILLER:
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#1: Jimmy Pegorino:
Jimmy is the hot headed mob boss, who orders you to kill Ray.
And unwittingly kills Kate McReary if the player choses REVENGE.
Even though Jimmy is a complete dick.
There's something about that voice actor.
Just like there's 'something' about the voice actors of Michael Townley, Trevor Phillips, Johnny Klibitz, Niko Bellic, Rocco Poloski, Packie McReary, and even Brian.
Anyway.
I ironically didn't realize I liked him until I heard his dramatic scream at Niko, at the wedding, witch lead to Kate's tragic death.
I don't know enough, to say rather not this was bad aim not.
But either way. He's still here on the list..
#2: Max Payne 3: New Jersey Mob:
This one, I REALLY don't understand why I like them.
But none the less.
Their are times when I stand behind cover listening to the extended dialogue between them. and all the threats and taunts they scream at me..
#3: ........
Huh.. Guess there's only two actually..
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Jimmy is the hot headed mob boss, who orders you to kill Ray.
And unwittingly kills Kate McReary if the player choses REVENGE.
Even though Jimmy is a complete dick.
There's something about that voice actor.
Just like there's 'something' about the voice actors of Michael Townley, Trevor Phillips, Johnny Klibitz, Niko Bellic, Rocco Poloski, Packie McReary, and even Brian.
Anyway.
I ironically didn't realize I liked him until I heard his dramatic scream at Niko, at the wedding, witch lead to Kate's tragic death.
I don't know enough, to say rather not this was bad aim not.
But either way. He's still here on the list..
#2: Max Payne 3: New Jersey Mob:
This one, I REALLY don't understand why I like them.
But none the less.
Their are times when I stand behind cover listening to the extended dialogue between them. and all the threats and taunts they scream at me..
#3: ........
Huh.. Guess there's only two actually..
Please leave comments