#2: Mason: Woods, you look like hammered shit! Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!
#3: Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) You do that again! I'll kill you!
#4: Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
Now here is the real R Rated animated batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham por Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londres city, batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, you would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character you would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
THE JOKER: Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius. But when you REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than you realize.. WAY smarter.
The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad OR as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
#1: THE POKEMON STORY: WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fã fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?
The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the topo, início of the list. The things that...
#1: "I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded por a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
Our story begins when the young mare arco iris, arco-íris Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa, -de-rosa mare.
RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.
PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! You made it!
#1: Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like? Girl: What’s what like? Ice: You know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know? Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!
#2: Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS amor YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!
#3: Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister. Jenny: Ben I know those people. Jon: PROOFF!!!
#4: Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls) Debbie: We're... Macie: Just leaving:...
I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(
Sociopath: At times.
Smoking Is Cool: He loves joints of weed.
Beware the Silly Ones: Saten may be immature, sarcastic, and playful. But he can also be violent.. Especially if Derpy is being threatened.
Jerk Ass: At times . Not Good with Rejection: maçã, apple Jack broke up with him. And he ended up stalking her.
All Men Are Perverts: Saten can sometimes be considered a bit creepy when it comes to woman, often flirting with them at the LEAST appropriate of times. He says he even got a restraining order from Laura Frost.
#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN: The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing por a árvore overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch. And even...
This episode has always been one of my personal favourite.. It's all one long battle sequence when as Hellsing Manner is attacked por Jan and Luke Valentine.
Jan, I still like him. But ones opinion of him can be very mixed.. He is a sense of comic relief.. But he is also a sense of disturbance.. Because he gives no fuck if he lives or dies, long as he gets too "kill and drink blood".
But this brings a difference between the two brothers.. Jan seems perfectly aware that this is s sucide mission, and is fine with this when.. But Luke dose NOT seem too realize this.. Especially because...