PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE
(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The show seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imagens and fã arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?
(AJ is naming all the maçã, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their maçã, apple names!
Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character I could actually relate too.. God damn you my little pony!
(Twilight meets Dash)
Me: (about Dash) Is that a boy!?.. I'm not sure... I kinda hope so.. Too many girls!
(Twilight meets Pinkie)
Me; (sighs) Why am I watching this!?.. This character is SO annoying!
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PILOT EPISODE, PART 2:
(They meet the monster guy, whining about his moustache).
Me: (enraged) Seriously!? The first MALE voice so far, and THESE are his lines!?... WHY AM I FUCKING WATCHING THIS!?
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TICKET MASTER:
Twilight: Girls! Stop fighting!
Me: Ohh, so the arco iris, arco-íris one IS a girl.. Guess I was just "wanting" it to be a boy.. But, hey.. This is "my little pony".. Why do people even like this!?
Pinkie: (starts cantar about the Gala)
Me: NO!!.. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!!
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BABY CAKES:
Me: (finally growing to Pinkie) Wow.. She's actually adorable por this point... Only took, 2 FRIGGIN SEASONS!.. Unlike Twilight.. She was always kinda cute.. Guess it's the only actress I actually recognize.. Except the little dragon.. But kinda stopped caring about him after learning he was a baby!.. Kinda was a buzzkill when I learned that,
(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The show seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imagens and fã arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?
(AJ is naming all the maçã, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their maçã, apple names!
Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character I could actually relate too.. God damn you my little pony!
(Twilight meets Dash)
Me: (about Dash) Is that a boy!?.. I'm not sure... I kinda hope so.. Too many girls!
(Twilight meets Pinkie)
Me; (sighs) Why am I watching this!?.. This character is SO annoying!
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PILOT EPISODE, PART 2:
(They meet the monster guy, whining about his moustache).
Me: (enraged) Seriously!? The first MALE voice so far, and THESE are his lines!?... WHY AM I FUCKING WATCHING THIS!?
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TICKET MASTER:
Twilight: Girls! Stop fighting!
Me: Ohh, so the arco iris, arco-íris one IS a girl.. Guess I was just "wanting" it to be a boy.. But, hey.. This is "my little pony".. Why do people even like this!?
Pinkie: (starts cantar about the Gala)
Me: NO!!.. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!!
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BABY CAKES:
Me: (finally growing to Pinkie) Wow.. She's actually adorable por this point... Only took, 2 FRIGGIN SEASONS!.. Unlike Twilight.. She was always kinda cute.. Guess it's the only actress I actually recognize.. Except the little dragon.. But kinda stopped caring about him after learning he was a baby!.. Kinda was a buzzkill when I learned that,
Lets make this a "unique" Dia das bruxas artigo and count down my most hated filmes I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a mais dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a mais dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
So.. I got REALLY bored.. And watched all the way up to episode 10.. Yeah.. 4 episodes.
This show is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
This show is getting a bit boring at the moment.
But I have a strong feeling that action sequences will be coming up real soon (if it IS that kinda show).
That scene in episode 4 kinda gave me idea, that it will be like that soon enough.
Anyway.
No favourite characters.
Johan's sister kinda annoys me somehow, with her voice.
But the thief guy is kinda interesting. And I can tell were gonna see a lot of him.
Unless he dies. Probably would, if this is anything like Walking Dead, than EVERYONE dies, it's only a matter of time till friggin Rick dies.. And then the entire cast is gunned down. And then. As James Ralfe says..
"The End.. There's no fuckin cure.. Humanity is gone.. Zombies are eating your pets.. Your life sucks.. Live with it!"
