PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The show seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imagens and fã arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the maçã, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their maçã, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character I could actually relate too.. God damn you my little pony!


(Twilight meets Dash)
Me: (about Dash) Is that a boy!?.. I'm not sure... I kinda hope so.. Too many girls!

(Twilight meets Pinkie)
Me; (sighs) Why am I watching this!?.. This character is SO annoying!

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PILOT EPISODE, PART 2:

(They meet the monster guy, whining about his moustache).
Me: (enraged) Seriously!? The first MALE voice so far, and THESE are his lines!?... WHY AM I FUCKING WATCHING THIS!?

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TICKET MASTER:

Twilight: Girls! Stop fighting!
Me: Ohh, so the arco iris, arco-íris one IS a girl.. Guess I was just "wanting" it to be a boy.. But, hey.. This is "my little pony".. Why do people even like this!?

Pinkie: (starts cantar about the Gala)
Me: NO!!.. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!!

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BABY CAKES:

Me: (finally growing to Pinkie) Wow.. She's actually adorable por this point... Only took, 2 FRIGGIN SEASONS!.. Unlike Twilight.. She was always kinda cute.. Guess it's the only actress I actually recognize.. Except the little dragon.. But kinda stopped caring about him after learning he was a baby!.. Kinda was a buzzkill when I learned that,