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posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? or i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened por the way it is how some people act) he said something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are you sure you don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a fã of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did you press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and cadastrar-se us!
Allex: Ok. What are you doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
It was on my email and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and armas and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of cama and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the cama he gets on topo, início of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by KissKissHannah
So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from europa to Asia. He also went to Greenland to procurar for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.


Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. Books I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, segundos before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk por the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
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posted by Nuri__
 From the gate entrance.
From the gate entrance.
In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.







Let's start from the outside first.



Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
 Close up capture.
Close up capture.
 A view from the upstairs room.
A view from the upstairs room.
 Beautiful view.
Beautiful view.
 Another beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
 First picture from inside is the bedroom.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
 Dining room.
Dining room.
 aleatório picture (1)
Random picture (1)
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Random picture (2)
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Random picture (3)
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Random picture (4)
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 lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Giselle: oi joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi




And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.




Later that day...
Sammy: oi miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed por freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i said who
Miranda: d****t sammy





And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive you this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah


i said that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA




WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?




And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
posted by yukikiyruu
Funny Stupid perguntas to Ask People
What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If amor is blind, why is roupa interior so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come...
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This artigo was written por fanpop guest contributor Stacee R.

Being rescued por a superhero is every girl’s ultimate fantasy. Admit it! Whether or not you’re a damsel in distress, the thought of having a hunky hero sweep you off your feet will make girl blush. All relationships really are about finding that special someone who’s a “superhero” in your eyes. However, what if dating a real superhero was an option? Who would you pick? Who would be the best boyfriend? Here’s a countdown to the topo, início Five Best Superhero Boyfriends and why they are so super!

5. Aquaman

Coming in at number five...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Debbie: RPG's aren't that bad.
(Jon throws "BASICALLY A FACT IN BROAD TERMS" onto screen)
Debbie's Teacher: Spells, poison, battles, maiming, killing?
Debbie: Yeah, but it's all imagination
Debbie's Teacher: IS IT?!
Jon: Is it, Debbie? Well I suggest you read a totally real book that has absolutely no poisoning, maiming or killing and it called the Holy Bible an- (pauses, staring blankly as he raises up the Bible) (whispery).. Oh no... that book-that book done got that.

#2:
Jon: We're here to watch, Howling ll, your sisters a werewolf.
Sister: JON! How could you say that about me?!
Jon: Whatever,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side por side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look progressivo, para a frente to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got dividido, dividir into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
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Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...
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SAW TORTURE

In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.

WOODEN HORSE/SPANISH DONKEY

One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...
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posted by mountaindewman
Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his vídeos and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell you about my mr enter rant.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.

First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter said " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's vídeos and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows you how stupid his dumbass fãs are.

Secondly. He is...
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posted by CorporalSununu
1. Appreciate your life... SB has almost no pay, his neighbors hates him, he is the living definition of being friendzoned, and his caracol is smarter than him...yeah.
2. We learn how to sing... F is for friends, who, do stuff together!
3. We learn how to properly flip crabby-patties
4. We realize no ones ever gone into the sea looking for a pineapple
5. Eveyday is a good dia to wear a striped sweater!
6. We learn how to unsuccessfully plan to learn the secret recipe
7. We learn a pineapple actually makes a nice home.
8. Squirrels cam easily live undersea!
mais Numa than you ever wanted to hear. links to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, or maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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posted by LocalArtistist
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do you want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect mais than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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posted by warriorcats02
Series Synopsis:

It is the ano 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 ano old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, or a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Spread A Little Love

These are my views and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden cruz with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the seguinte generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming or bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His...
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