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If you could see inside my heart
Then you will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep you hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the fogo we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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You can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But you wouldn't tell no one
Your favorito if you could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes you would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a fogo without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because amor is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where you look you can find it
Try to run but...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak you out
But I
I think I might of said too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of said it’s you and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly said to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match you either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are you the child of your father or of your mother? I would like to know mais about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored or embarrassed por your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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Accused pet torturer and killer, Jeffrey Nally Jr., appeared in Hancock County Court on Monday., January 20th . Nally’s court appearances have been delayed numerous times over the past year; most recently because he requested a psychiatric evaluation.

That tactic backfired, as the evaluation found him competent to stand trial on 29 counts of felony animal cruelty, one count of domestic battery and one count of kidnapping. If he is convicted, each count of animal cruelty could bring a 1-5 ano sentence.

According to Hancock County Prosecutor James Davis, Nally was offered a plea deal that would...
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Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs mais publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this animê for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my friends xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life


Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a fã of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...
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posted by darktheheghog
5
one dia three girls were walking around the segundo hand comprar the girl with the black hair was name Tina the girl with the very dark brown hair name was Jenni and the girl with the red hair was name Peter they are the bestest friends they always help each other out and they would always have each others back then Tina went to one part of the aisle in the segundo hand comprar and saw a cute looking Teddy urso she picked the Teddy urso up from the self and ran over to Peter and Jenni "hey girls look at what i found" Tina said as she held up the teddy urso "awwww Tina it looks so cute" Jenni said while...
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posted by emilyroxx
4
Okay, so everyone probably knows that google has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching por picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a aleatório letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:


First, I just put the results for “Are there.”

Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do you mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there tigres in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes...
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posted by WildTiger
5
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! oi girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know beijar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your topo, início lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make you feel better! Most...
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posted by spunkyonyx
2
oi guys, found some interesting and strange facts, some are just facts I have known a long time ago(school, wandering around websites), others are ones that I have found, I apply the fonte if available. Any others you may want to add up feel free to do so. Enjoy!

1) Coca-cola was once green.
It was green because it was accidentally carbonated when a clerk squirted syrup into the wrong glass.

2)Barbie doll measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. Wow... she's cut from the team.

3)Intelligent people have mais zinc and copper in their hair. *Checks... Woot!

4)You blink about 84 million times...
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posted by PftFan99
6
Once I was leitura online... It said that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza comprar like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell you all these: What dates & Why You don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's dia
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday or the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, you know how if you see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why you ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would you want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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1. you look up pictures of the person all the time.

2. you can't stop thinking of the person.

3. you dream about marrying the person.

4. you drool everytime you watch them sing.

5. you have a giggle fit everytime they take their camisa off.

6. you have a million pictures of the person.

7. you want to meet the person mais then anything.

8. you know their songs por heart.

9. you dream of beijar them.

10. You want to kill anybody who makes fun of that person.

11. You watch vídeos with that person in it all the time.

12. You have them as your icon.

13. you would die for them.
posted by karpach_13
6
New ways to order pizza
Are you tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep you entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
1
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out por the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is mais recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."


4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs por them are "Coffee comprar Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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posted by jessicamc26
1
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por cantar de praia, praia Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: The game.

User: Aww damnnit!

Cleverbot: Are you a furry?

User: No are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: I am an engineer.

User: So do you work for skynet.

Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.

User: So do you know jesus por any chance.

Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do you know how powerful a computer can be?

User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.

Cleverbot: I was answering your question.

User: No you were ranting about how awesome you were. I asked if you had met Jesus.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?

User: Are you retarded.

Cleverbot: Hot banana milkshake.
posted by nessienjake
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It was on my email and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and armas and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of cama and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the cama he gets on topo, início of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
16
1. NAMES:

•    If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

•    If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT:

•    When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.

•    When the women...
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