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posted by lilred96
mysterious amor

-chapter four-

He said "Hello June" in a com voice...my coração melted por the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I said "Hi mathew" I could here the classic piano playing a soft amor song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I said "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he said "What class are you headed too?"
"Reading" I said
He put his hands in his pockets...
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posted by Cyrusrocks
Okay, i was almost spammed, so i am warning everyone here, spread this artigo far and wide. Yesterday, i was on my computer and this thing popped up. It was called Windows Security Suite, and it said that 20 virus' were attacking my computer. I called my mom and she said to turn off the computer. When she got home, we turned it back on, and apparently 23 virus' were attacking the computer, but, they were doing absolutely nothing to the computer, and Norton Antivirus never poped up and told us about these so-called virus' My sister couldn't figure it out, so we turned the computer off.( and...
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okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo you can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to cadastrar-se F.S. you must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. chá is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

You know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, or Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" or had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, or Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" or he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!
posted by doremirocker
So, I had a conversation with a friend of mine about my lover's mom

Me: This is what Victory said:

"Sorry.. I got in trouble because I didn't notify mom properly that I was staying after school. She has my phone all evening starting now.
Love you"

WELL FUCK YOU, VICTORY'S STUPID-ASS MOM. I'm surprised Victory can live with that. If I were her, I would have sweared my parents out por now and ran away from home. -_-

Adriel: Not Again.....*facepalm*.....What is up with her parents? Do they have something against technology? betcha they are one of those people that believe that Technology is EVVVILLL...
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posted by klaine_forever
I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been posted so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet maçã, apple Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister aguardente de maçã walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad you ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even mais apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner....
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posted by TwilightGirl312
I have seen a lot of cyberbullying before, but it seems to be getting much worse and needs to end. The other dia I was on youtube when I saw an arguement where one person was clearly bullying the other. I had watched a video that had all these clips from different filmes put together while "Fireflies" por Owl City played in the background. After it was over, I looked at the comments and I was very upset por this arguement. I'm not going to give the actual usernames or real names of the people involved, but let's just call them "Annie" and "Jessica". I apologize in advance if you're leitura this...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to mover on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If you were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name or talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his música every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask you if you have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i amor justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate or amor whatever he does even if they hate it or amor it
posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a pergunta now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one dia the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no perguntas asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me!...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmão (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed arroz in a arroz bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the arroz won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed arroz on your hand and put your favorito filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmão on the rice. Push the filling into the arroz lightly. Hold the arroz between your palms. Form the arroz into a round, a triangle, or a cylinder por pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the arroz ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. embrulho, envoltório the arroz ball with a strip of nori or sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
posted by invadercalliope
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OMG ITS THE FIRSTT EPISOE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
IF YOUR WONDERING I ATE TONS AN TONS OF SUGER TODAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Now todays topic is....MUSIC!
Today i will be talking about MUSIC!
Well gir and the doom song is a big hit its on the topo, início 100's isn't that amazing!
Another person i like is Marilyn Manson!
I like is Skillet!
Now lets talk about a thing i wrote!
Pokemon Pick Peaches!
Well thats it with todays episode of the calliope channel and enjoy the aleatório picture i posted!
SEEEE YA
The End
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i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33
posted by EllentheStrange
Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the urso wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I amor you in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene
User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.


User: No you are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.


User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.

User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So you admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




lol yes fail I know
posted by ShiningsTar542
After 17 years of marriage, Miley's parents are calling the whole thing off.

The US magazine People broke the news of the split. Miley Cyrus' parents said it is currently "a very difficult time for our family," and that they're "trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers."

Both Billy raio, ray and Tish have been instrumental in Miley's success, serving as managers for the Hannah Montana star.

Now Miley and her four brothers will have to pull together to make it through this rough time. We hope they are alright,even miley is not my type and i'm not a fã of her at all..but i feel upset bout that :(
Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr....
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posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking dia or Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. ______
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Do you think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp


Are cachorros cute?:

DUHH! ~<3


Do you fish?:

Nope!


Are you at the age where you can drink?:

Not yet. x3


Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless you try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD


Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3


Do you know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....


Have you ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u


Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..


[u]Do you have your ears pierced?
:

I used to.


Have you broken your butt?:

No. =3


Tea is…?:

Best...
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posted by jessicamc26
The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One dia God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"