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 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The seguinte day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.

And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.

Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do you think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are you wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he lost his eyesight.
Gordon: You mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: Or else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick you in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, you still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the seguinte passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!

But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.

Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are you looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need you making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got you now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't you dare try anything that will get you fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the pergunta is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did you just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No you won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He roubou the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.

Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.

Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want you put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want you to slowly mover your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when you are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.

The end

on the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The British Mexican returns.
 Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
 Gordon roubou this car from the freight train
Gordon stole this car from the freight train
#5: CANADIANS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS:
We always say we are better then America..
But at least American's know who they are, and don't lie about how dangerious they are..
Canada is full of murderers, thieves, bad comedy, nd full out stupidity, but we are too stubborn to admit this..

#4: ANYONE WEARING A HOOD, IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED:
Sadly, it's my own mother who believes this. :(

#3: ALL JEWISH PEOPLE ARE COWARDS:
No comments..

#2: BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE CAN'T BE BULLIED, ONLY UGLY PEOPLE CAN:
Really hits homes for me..

#1: ALL BLONDE GIRLS ARE MORONS:
My whole family is blonde.. So.. Yeah.
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 Celebrating four seasons of MLPFIM!
Celebrating four seasons of MLPFIM!
MLPFIM is one of my favorito shows right now and to honor that and celebrate its four seasons I decided to write this article. I hope you guys like it!

Top Fifteen Best Episodes
 MLP Artwork
MLP Artwork

15. Boast Busters
This episode introduces Trixie who has so far been in two episodes. Most fãs like Magic Duel more, but this one is a little better to me. I just really like Twilight in this episode and how she fights off the Ursa Minor. The first episode written por Chris Savino.
 Shooting Stars
Shooting Stars

14. Owl's Well That Ends Well
I guess a lot of people don't like this episode, but I think this is the...
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Fluttershy's pov

It had been two years since Discord vanished without a trace and life in Ponyvillie and Equestria had changed a lot well for everyone but me.

Twilight was now Alicorn princess and was busy with royal duties and studies so I didn't get to see much of her anymore. arco iris, arco-íris Dash was finally a Wonderbolt she had finally reached her dream! So she was traveling a lot a I only saw her on her days off. Rarity was now designing for the most famous ponies in Equestria and was usually busy with orders, but we still saw each other for our spa day.


Applejack was busy too with her family farm...
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Useful tips for making an OC

Greetings!

Okay, so I bumped into some... hmm... how to put this delicately? Some OC's on different MLP websites over the past few days, which were considerably less than innovative... So I decided to make this guide, based on my personal experiences, sharing the possible difficulties one may encounter when creating an original character. Below you will find the factors, I think are vital for making a good OC.

1,Visual design

In most cases, the process starts with this, no matter if you use one of the pónei, pônei creators or draw your character por your self. I wouldn't want...
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    Bronies and Pegasisters gather round, and hear my news that shall astound… Get off the stage, Zecora. Okay, lets get down to business. I’m here to prove to you, without a doubt, that Spike is a main character, and only those too stubborn to ignore facts won’t agree with this. Now let me clarify what I mean por main character. No, Spike is not a part of the mane 6, otherwise it would be called the mane 7, wouldn’t it? I’m looking at the show as what it is: a TV show, not what the fandom has made it out to be, and who the lead role’s would be.
    Before...
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Another Amnesia parody, don't watch when your about to go to sleep.
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
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