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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The seguinte day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.

And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.

Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do you think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are you wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he lost his eyesight.
Gordon: You mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: Or else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick you in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, you still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the seguinte passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!

But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.

Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are you looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need you making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got you now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't you dare try anything that will get you fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the pergunta is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did you just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No you won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He roubou the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.

Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.

Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want you put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want you to slowly mover your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when you are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.

The end

on the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The British Mexican returns.
 Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
 Gordon roubou this car from the freight train
Gordon stole this car from the freight train
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posted by karinabrony
 The beautiful moon is as important as the sun.
The beautiful moon is as important as the sun.
It is I, the mysterious mare, Princess Luna. I have an important role for all of Equestria, though, nobody notices because I, the ruler of the night, am the forgotten one.

Ponies everywhere praise to Celestia, the ruler of the sun. They think the sun is most is important. The truth is, the moon is as beautiful and as important as the sun. They don't know why we need the lighted moon. The beautiful, bright, lighted moon.

They dislike me. They know I was the one who wanted eternal night forever. I made a mistake, and I was sorry for it. But I don't think they notice.

Every year, when Celestia...
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I just saw The My Little pónei, pônei Equestria Girls movie. And this is what I think about it.

WOW! I thought it was so amazing. The story to it was really cool. I amor Twilight as a human. It was really cool that they had like a human world lol. It was cool that she meets humans that have the same names as her friends and also have the same personality as them. But I didn't like the ending to the movie. I wanted where she could go to both worlds any time she wants. She can meet that guy she had a crush on. I know he's a pónei, pônei in ponyville. But I like them together pretty human.

I amor all the songs and música to it.

BEST MY LITTLE pónei, pônei MOVIE EVER! :D
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: ALL RIGHT PEGASUS PONIES, WE HAVE SERIOUS TRAINING TO DO. THE G3 EVIL PONIES ARE TRYING TAKEOVER G4 PONYVILLE!!!!!! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!!! NO ONE WILL BE LEFT OUT! THIS INCLUDES YOU FLUTTERSHY!
Fluttershy: -shivers in fear-
Rainbow Dash: NOW LET'S START TRAINING!!!The seguinte dia in Ponyville...
Celestia: it is time...send in the troops!
Luna: yes, sister!
The G4 ponies and G3 ponies meet
G3 Pinkie Pie: listen everypony! it doesn't have to be like this!
-everyone is silent-
Celestia: don't listen to her! she's trying to takeover your mind! ATTACK!!! FOR PONYVILLE!
Every G4 pony: FOR...
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posted by baloonzking
 She can't resist going,can she.
She can't resist going,can she.
Twilight looked at Pinkie with a wondering face and asked, "What?" "YOU DON'T THINK IT IS REAL?!?! HE WILL KILL YOU BRO!" "Don't be silly,Pinkie,It's just an old mare's/foal's tale." 'No it isn't...........cause' there's been Sightings.....AND I ALSO SAW HIM WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!" Twilight glanced at RainbowDash then continued with Pinkie. RainbowDash looked over to the side of SugarCubeCorrner's Doors and saw aguardente de maçã and Fluttershy and Rarity. Rarity said, "I would amor to say the rumor's are false,but I must say I saw him myself,too..." aguardente de maçã looked at Rarity and told her, "Rarity,I...
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 It was hot outside, but arco iris, arco-íris somehow had brought popsicles....
It was hot outside, but Rainbow somehow had brought popsicles....
Ok, so following the last part, Celestia and Bolt find a hotel to sleep at for tomorrow. Kinda hard for Bolt to have to share a cama with the princess, since her mane was constantly flowing. The seguinte morning......

Bolt: It's time to get going! Your Highness, it's time to go! HELLO!? *uses magic to make a slice of cake appear*

Celestia: Cake....MINE!! *jumps out of cama but trips* Ow....So, we ready to go?

Bolt: Yes. Let' grab our stuff and hop to it!

They bring their pocket sized cars out, put them on the ground of the parking lot, and press the button. Bolt gets in his car, ready to speed off,...
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While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated por most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who said we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You made me look weak!...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
My aleatório headcanons III.

Flash Sentry


Okay, just a quick brainstorming again, won’t take long. I’ve noticed some activity around the topic of Flash Sentry. You've probably recognized him already, but if not, he’s this guy right here on the pic-->

Now, this character appeared in the Equestria Girls movie both in pónei, pônei and human form. I’ll only talk about the pónei, pônei form; it is mais relevant to MLP. I’ve done some brief research on the net and found that many people (even here on Fanpop) expecting Flash Sentry to return in Season 4 of MLP FiM. Before I proceed, let me state that I’m...
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posted by Canada24
 ^^ "That is some good s***!"
^^ "That is some good s***!"
"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my books can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight said to prime Pinkie.

"Are you sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the books they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, rosa, -de-rosa friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking...
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posted by Dragon4322
 Haunted house
Haunted house
Scootaloo had always heard from her sister, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, that there was a haunted house in Ponyville. One night while Dash was sleeping, Scoots silently sneaked out of the mansion and walked slowly through the street. She found it after being in the Everfree Forest. The house seemed to be old and run down and the laranja filly wondered what happened to the owners of the house. when she climbed the fence she fell on the other side landing with a thud. ,"ow i guess i should be mais careful" she whispered to herself. after saying that sounds of creaking were heard coming from inside the house....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new car
Con's new car
Con went to the CIE HQ after he got the call from Moneybit.

P: Hi Con
Con: Hello P. How is it going?
P: Not too good. Check the newspaper
Con: 24 Japanese ponies killed while trying to deliver supplies to South Korea.
P: We have found out that Steve Jobs is the one responsible for causing this mass murder.
Con: He's not even a pony. He's human!
P: I might also be human soon, so get this mission over with!
Con: Alright, does S have any gadgets for me?
P: Ja, go see him before you leave.
Con: *goes to lab* S?
S: Right here Con.
Con: Oh hey, you were behind me the whole time.
S: Yeah, uh listen I'm...
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Scootaloo and her two friends were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even mais can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's arco iris, arco-íris Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS amor you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your segundo mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would you three shut the hell...
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The last solstice

Chapter 8: Celestial monologues II.


What is this noise again? Something’s happening down there… The Guards are on alert.

WHO CARES? IT’S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY ANYMORE, REMEMBER?

But…

THERE ARE NO BUTS. STAY OUT OF IT!

She’s right, Tia. Luna will take care of it. You’re seguro here.

But those are… changelings… they’re attacking the city!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT: NOTHING! THAT’S ALL YOU’RE GOOD FOR!

Think about it! There’s nothing you can do!

I am the Princess of the Sun! I…

OH SORRY TO INTERUPT “PRINCESS”, BUT NEED I REMIND...
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posted by mariofan14
*This story is one of the things Lauren Faust wanted to see in the show, but never got to see. I hope this story will entertain you all and make Faust herself happy.*

In the beginning of the universe created por the Goddess, she had found many things she had found as good. Blessing them all after she made all the things in the known universe, she thought about what to do next. "Maybe," she said, "I can create life that would acknowledge me and my works." She searched for a planet without life for a little bit, and when she found it, she started to give the planet life. Animals, plants, birds,...
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One regular dia in Ponyville,Twilight was leitura a book. Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Uhhh who could that be?" said,Twilight. "It's 8 in the morning!" Twilight opened her door and came in Pinkie Pie. "Hi Twilight! whatcha doin?" asked, Pinkie. "Trying to read a book!" replied, Twilight.
"Guess what?" Pinkie, responded. "What?"
"I made up a song!" "Oh no.." said, Twilight.

"When your sad, don't feel too bad, when your mad.. Soooo! don't cry, don't fly, maybe you can smile! don't cry, don't fly, when your troubles are in doubles!!!!!! Soooo!! don't cry!!!!" sang, Pinkie. "Wow it's very catchy". said, Twilight.
"Well I gotta go Twilight, see ya!" Pinkie, said.

So Twilight continued her book. When suddenly.....

To be continued.............