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Okay, so, I know I said I would never review Equestria After Dark…. and I keep my promise. However, Equestria is riddled with links to clopfics. I was searching for what has to be the worst of all these clopfics. And, I think I was able to find it. The Old Switcheroo. Why is this one the worst out of the bunch. Well, let’s find out.
It starts with Twilight in her library, trying to read, but unable to as she fantasies about her brother, Shining Armor…. wow, five segundos in, and it proved what makes this clopfic awful. It is no doubt an incest clopfic. And, remember, I said CLOPFIC… If...
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(I would like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
How do you manage to screw up a story that's only two chapters long... I'll tell you... Spike's Pinkie Pie. I swear, Spike just can't ever get a good shipping story... Well, except for his side in Filly Fooling, but that's beside the point. Let's talk about the awful story known as Spike's goddamn Pinkie Pie
Okay, so we get to read Spike point of view as he talks about how he got mais and mais attached to Pinkie over the years... Okay, so this isn't so bad... yet. Anyway, this whole fanfic is in the episode Party of One. And we all remember...
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Well this is it. After 9 wonderful years, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is saying goodbye in less than 30 minutes. I’ve been part of this wonderful journey since a mês or so after the show premiered, all the way up to its fourth season. Sadly, I’ve been behind on the show since the end of the segundo season. I’ve managed to catch up with seasons 3 and 4, and the first five episodes of season 5 before falling behind once again (I hadn't picked up from that last episode). I don’t have the right words to explain how I feel about the show ending, since I have no idea what’s happened...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


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 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

Song (Start at 0:06):...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tareq, and Brett made excellent time on their journey to Santa Fe. They had to stop at Flagstaff to drop off a few freight cars.

Tareq: Wanna call the conductor for me?
Brett: Sure. *Picks up the receiver* We're approaching Flagstaff. Tareq's gonna apply the brakes so we can make our first stop, and drop off those boxcars.
Conductor: I copy.
Tareq: *Struggling with the brakes*
Brett: Is something wrong?
Tareq: The brakes aren't responding!
Brett: *Talks to the conductor* We got a problem! Tareq can't apply the brakes!
Conductor: Dammit! The yardmaster said it was working fine!
Tareq: *Looking at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Saten drove a brand new Dodge Dart to the bar, with Brett riding shotgun.

Saten: Here we are. *Gets out, and walks to the bar*
Brett: *Follows Saten*
Tareq: *Sitting with Greg*
Saten: *Enters the bar* Fellas, our new pónei, pônei is here.
Brett: *Waves* Hello.
Ponies: Hi Brett.
Greg: Take a assento with us buddy.
Saten & Brett: *Sit seguinte to Greg*
Bartender: I'll get you your usual Saten, but what would you like Brett?
Brett: You got any soda? I'm not really into alcohol.
Bartender: How about a root beer? It's like regular beer, but better.
Brett: *Chuckles* One root cerveja then.
Bartender: I like your...
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So Scootaloo, the little laranja filly with purple hair and eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.

Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.

At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast...
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3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable televisão wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes mais insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Los Angeles, 1964

Jared: *In the bar with Saten & Tareq*
Saten: Well, thanks for a ano of covering for a dead nerd.
Jared: I heard Hayden gave you a hard time for the first two years.
Tareq: We got a new pónei, pônei starting after you leave tomorrow. His name's Brett.
Jared: Have you met him yet?
Saten: Nope.
Jared: Let me know what he's like when you do meet him.
Tareq: Sure.
Saten: Right now, you deserve a toast.

When the three stallions received their beers, they hit the glasses together, and enjoyed their drinks.

Next morning, Saten met Brett. They would be working together on the Super Chief....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Greg & Saten Twist started drinking at the bar. They were still thinking about Jake.

Saten: What do you think Tareq will say when he finds out about his death?
Greg: He'll be just like me. He'd want to see his death.
Saten: *Drinks his beer* You really didn't like him, did you?
Greg: Nope.
Tareq: *Walks into the bar*
Saten: *Chuckles* Good timing. We were just talking about you.
Tareq: I've been transferred to take over for Jake until a new pónei, pônei gets hired.
Greg: You heard about his death.
Tareq: Yeah. How did it happen?
Saten: *Sighs* Do you really want to know?
Tareq: Yes.
Saten: Fine....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are you angry at me?
Jake: You owe me an apology for the way you talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are you getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: You quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having segundo thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need you to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: You need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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Hello everyone. Its finally time to present the ten worst MLP characters that you voted for. Now remember, i their is a character that you didn't see here, remember that you were the ones who voted for these characters, and I'm just placing them in order of votes. now, lets start

10: Granny Smith - Now, I just need to ind out why this character was voted........ I guess its just because Hasbro was pushing the elderly stereotypes, but other then that, I really can't see much of a reason why she's here... However, speaking of stereotypes...

9: aguardente de maçã - Now here is a character I can give criticism...
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the frases I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see you smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO amor ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's nuvem home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had given her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began leitura into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arco iris, arco-íris had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...
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How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as you have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching you how to draw a pegasus. This was requested por Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step por step instructions. If you pegasus doesn’t come out the way you want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...
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posted by missaqua88
 the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a artigo explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If you are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If you are or Valente enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of you Hasbro! Original indeed.

The segundo is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pónei, pônei folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except arco iris, arco-íris Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the árvore tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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5. Shining Armor X Princess Cadance
I think they go rather cutely together, but the main reason I like them is because it is an actual couple. Probably one of the only couples that's been made official por the show. (Aside from a possible "Mac X Cheerilee" which just barely didn't make this list)


4. Cranky X Matilda
Well, yes, this is also an actual couple. I like this one better than Shining Armor and Cadance because of their amor story. I found it adorable that they met at the Gala,and found each other again after so long. (But really Matilda, why did you put the note on the side of the...
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posted by mariofan14
*This happens 30 minutos after arco iris, arco-íris Dash had been brought from Wing pónei, pônei to Leader. Lightning Dust had been confined to a solitary confinement for the night after what arco iris, arco-íris told Spitfire. Here is Lightning Dust's revenge.*

"Damn that pony!" shouted Lightning Dust in anger after getting busted and thrown into confinement. "She does NOT does that to pure Wonderbolt material!!! I will-" There was a bang on the door. "Quiet in there! This ain't a prison!" a guard called out. The light green pónei, pônei thought to herself, "This is not over yet, arco iris, arco-íris Dash. You may have your fill of power and glory,...
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