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 Two of these taxis arrived at the station
Two of these taxis arrived at the station
The seguinte day, Hawkeye was still wearing the bandages around his eyes. He wanted to use the bathroom, but accidentally walked into the Mare's room.

Hawkeye: *Knocks on bathroom stall* Hello?
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye? Is that you?!
Hawkeye: Don't tell me. I accidentally walked into the Mare's room.
Metal Gloss: I'm afraid so. *Flushes toilet* You'll have to get out of here. *Exits bathroom stall*
Hawkeye: But I can't see anything.
Metal Gloss: Oh, alright. *Washing front hooves*
Hawkeye: Hmm, I can tell you're washing your hooves, but that's not the only thing you're going to wash.
Metal Gloss: Alright, get out of here.
Hawkeye: Hold on, wait a minute. I hear something coming from the station, wait a minute.

And indeed he did. Two taxis were pulling into the station dropping off passengers.

Ponies: Thanks. *Runs out of taxis*
Hawkeye: *Runs out of mare's room*
Metal Gloss: *Behind Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Do you think they noticed me?
Metal Gloss: Nah, they were too busy running toward the ticket booth to notice us.
Hawkeye: Alright, good.
Gordon: *Looks at Hawkeye* Why are you wearing that ridiculous thing around your face, and over your eyes?
Metal Gloss: Because he lost his eyesight.
Gordon: You mean... He's blind?! *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Stop laughing at him!
Gordon: Or else, what?
Metal Gloss: I'll kick you in the ass.
Gordon: Yeah right. Mares are too weak to fight a stallion.
Metal Gloss: *Kicks Gordon in the leg*
Gordon: Ow!! *Falls on floor* What was that for?
Hawkeye: For making fun of me. Don't ever do that again.
Gordon: Grrr!
Hawkeye: Don't get mad at me Gordon. Remember, you still need to focus on buying a new car.
Gordon: GGGGGRRRR!!!!
Pete: Attention everypony, the seguinte passenger train to stop here will arrive in five minutes. The train is bound for Denver, but it could be delayed, due to one of our freights bringing in a shipment of new automobiles.
Gordon: Automobiles? *Stands up* That's another word for, a car! *Runs out of station*
Metal Gloss: Gordon, don't!!

But Gordon was not listening to Metal Gloss.

Gordon: *On platform* Where's that train?
Stylo: What are you looking for Gordon?
Gordon: I don't need you making fun of me! *Sees freight train* A-ha! I got you now! *Runs to the train yard*
Stylo: What is he up to?
Orion: *Slowing train down*
Snowflake: Don't you dare try anything that will get you fired.
Orion: How about I draw a picture of the middle finger from a human's hand? Will that satisfy you? *stops train*
Gordon: *Sees boxcars* These all look like freight cars used for carrying automobiles. Now the pergunta is, which one do I open?
Snowflake: *Sees Gordon* Oh shit.
Gordon: *Opens doors*
Snowflake: Orion, Gordon's trying to steal something from the train. Get out there, and stop him.
Orion: No.
Snowflake: What did you just say?
Orion: If something gets stolen from that train, it'll be my responsibility, and I'll get fired.
Snowflake: No you won't, the conductor gets fired! It's his train, you're just the driver.
Orion: Oh.
Gordon: *Steals car*
Snowflake: Well, we're too late. He roubou the car.
Orion: What was it?
Snowflake: A blue, and white Canterlot.

Two days later, the doctor came back to examine Hawkeye.

Doctor: Alright. I'm going to cut the bandage, and remove it from your face. I want you put one of your front arms over your eyes while I do this.
Hawkeye: Right. *Covering eyes with right front arm*
Doctor: Okay, I'm cutting the bandages now. *Cuts bandages with scissors, then takes bandages off Hawkeye* Now, when I say go, I want you to slowly mover your arm away from your eyes.
Hawkeye: I'm ready when you are Doc.
Doctor: Go.
Hawkeye: *Slowly moves arm away from eyes*
Everypony: *Nervous*
Hawkeye: Hey. *Looks around* I can see again!
Everypony: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
Gordon: Boo!! Oh well, at least I got a new car for free.

The end

on the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The British Mexican returns.
 Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
Freight cars with double doors, such as this one, were used for carrying automobiles.
 Gordon roubou this car from the freight train
Gordon stole this car from the freight train
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How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as you have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching you how to draw a pegasus. This was requested por Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step por step instructions. If you pegasus doesn’t come out the way you want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...
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I'm sure everyone is excited for the third season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic so I decided to create a pesquisa not long atrás where we could give our predictions for the series. I stated that I will be making an artigo giving the most popular picks and here it is.

First of all, let me explain how this will work. In the pesquisa I let people list out at least ten things he/she wants to happen. I gave about 2 months for people to give me their list. Then I counted up all the results and took the mean. You can see my work below
10 + 10 + 15 + 18 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 10 + 12 + 10 + 18 + 12 + 10...
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Well, this is something i've been thinking of doing for a little bit now. With it being a ano since FiM ended - and now that we're being forced to suffer through pónei, pônei Life 'til the seguinte pónei, pônei movie hits theaters - i think it's about time for me to rank all the seasons of Friendship is Magic, from my favorito to my least favorite. So, here it is:

1) Season 4 (BEST)
2) Season 2
3) Season 5
4) Season 7
5) Season 1
6) Season 9
7) Season 6
8) Season 8
9) Season 3 (WORST)

And keep in mind, this is just my opinion. Obviously, not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but hey, that's totally fine. We all have our own opinions here, and as long as we respect each other and have a good time, that's all that matters.
So now, i wanna know: how would YOU guys rank all the seasons from FiM, from best to worst? whatever your rank is, let me know in the comments down below! :)
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Hello and welcome to another Nick Reviews! This time, I'll be reviewing Ant-Man!

Plot:

In 1989, Hank Pym refuses to allow S.H.I.E.L.D. to use the Pym Particles, as he considers them too dangerous. Though his ex-protege, Darren Cross, uses them to build a battle suit called Yellowjacket, which Hank Pym needs to steal

Scott Lang is released from prison to start fresh, and crashes at his friend, named Luis. Luis helps Scott Lang rob an old man, who happens to be Hank Pym.

After some testing and an escape from prison, Hank Pym chooses Scott Lang, as he has...
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Sam was waiting for the arrival of Gordon, and Case Cracker.

Gordon: *Stops car at Sam's house*
Case Cracker: *Gets out of the car he's in, and goes up to Sam's house to knock*
Sam: *Opens door* Ah good. You got the car. You, and your friend get $10,000.
Case Cracker: *Takes money, then gives Gordon his share*
Gordon: Thank you Sam.
Sam: No, thank you. You got me the greatest car anypony can offer. Come por tomorrow, I'll have another job for the both of you.
Case Cracker: Alright we'll see what we could do.
Gordon: Right now, we better go see Jim.
Case Cracker: Later Sam. *Gets in his car to go see...
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In a anterior article, I talked about how Sunset Shimmer's defeat at the end of the movie wasn't done right; how Sunset Shimmer turned from the dark side too fast and was way too excepting of friendship. In this article, I wanna talk about another subject regarding that ending; specifically, what Twilight says to Sunset Shimmer as she is lying, broken and helpless in the crater.

"You will never rule in Equestria! Any power you may have had in this world is gone! Tonight, you've shown everyone who you really are, you've shown them what is in your heart."

I know a lot of people are gonna say that...
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Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: oi cutie

Trixie: ... Saten?

Saten: You said to call you everyday, remember

Trixie: Yes, but honey, this isn't a good time, I'm about to preform... I'll call you back, promise

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie didn't hear him and hung up).. Last... Phone call.

Saten: (angrily hangs up).. (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!

Master Sword: (reading magazine) It's not so bad.. Just chill, least you still have me

Saten: Your making my skin crawl!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah....
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So triq and I have been chatting, and I've come up with a totally definitive, totally-not-crazy synopsis of the rest of season 5, going only off of the episode titles from equestria daily: link

because it's totally correct, of course

12.Amending Fences: Amending fences is going to be a menagerie of tom sawyer references in which the CMC find diamond tiara actually getting punished for something, probably getting her tiara dirty or something. Then we find that Diamond Tiara's father doesn't give a shit about her own daughter, and only buys her expensive things to buy her love
DT finds that her...
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