#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary música in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a coração attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S fogo EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 ano old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped por the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary música in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a coração attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S fogo EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 ano old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped por the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pónei, pônei as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn por ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pónei, pônei as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn por ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega fã fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pónei, pônei brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pónei, pônei ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems seguro is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pónei, pônei brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pónei, pônei ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems seguro is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
