#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary música in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a coração attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S fogo EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 ano old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped por the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary música in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a coração attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S fogo EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 ano old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped por the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
Another interesting episode..
Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.
I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.
Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).
Till seguinte episode I guess
Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..
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Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.
I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.
Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).
Till seguinte episode I guess
Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..
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DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D
MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..
DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..
HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..
BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..
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It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D
MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..
DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..
HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..
BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..
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