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1:
QUESTION: How do you hide a boner?
ANSWER: You get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in amor with your dog?
ANSWER: You need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 ano old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Londres bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Londres Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do you know what my topo, início three favorito things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. segundo is Nazis. Can you guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: you will witness what happens what here today, and you will will speak of it later.. Except you won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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#1: metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental or not instrumental. This song still fits the título of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: cordeiro of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as cordeiro of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have you heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I amor both versions of the...
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I'm posting this video on this club mainly for the guest voice
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#5: A LONLY JEW ON CHRISTMAS:
Good song.
Shitty episode..

#4: CARTMAN/POKERFACE:
Makes me laugh every time..

#3: MAKE amor EVEN WHEN I'M DEAD:
Clearly a parody of Triller my M. Jackson..
And considering that's my favorito song por him (and I don't have to many). I can't help but add it..

#2: KYLES MOM IS A BITCH:
It's funny how catchy it actually is.
Guess that's why I like it..

#1: LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL:
I don't know how on earth they got James Hetfield in South Park.
But who cares!
It's James-friggin-Herfield!.
And I amor how he just comes in, with the big "NOO!" it's both funny and badass at the sme time :D"..
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd you leave the toilet assento up?
Peele: cadela, puta WHY WAS YOU LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do you even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, you protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my favorito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. You know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: You do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rua (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with you instead of killing you straight away.
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting aleatório citizen) You look like you struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, por the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: You make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: You should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate YOU under the influence if you're not careful.


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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted por most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed por Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
"It's one if you want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if you drop a glass cerveja bottle.. You pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... Or there's also the fact...
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