#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are you a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were you calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. You were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.


#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. You were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.


#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!


#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary música in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! Or I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are you doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. You can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a coração attack.


#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. You STILL think you can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. You ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But you do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!


#6:
Link: The only reason you saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried you out of harms way when you were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for you to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as you slept.


#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I said where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S fogo EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!


#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill you though


#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, you ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense you didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 ano old for the same information).
Majora: You feel BIG Link?


#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped por the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: You have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? You look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I said we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!