Klassic Kinect Krap

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animais to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pónei, pônei that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he roubou a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make you just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the topo, início ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin



#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

Japão makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. You play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as you look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if you look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a mangá with a título so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if you don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down seguinte to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I atuação surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's mover on to the characters. The first...

#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are you doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would you stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed por Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if you live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

(Please be advised that there's some mais mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to amor about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is no geral, global a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why you may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, or just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this show called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...

(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of amor for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the estrela Wars prequels were made around this time, you can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...

Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fã of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fã of Harry Potter… the books anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great books that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, you wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the author states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? You mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, oi Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... oi Orca.
Orca: So, you want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for you to teach me a new mover so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's cuecas says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutos of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five minutos Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, you don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, you can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim armas at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...