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I apologize for the delay on this one, I got really addicted to playing Paper Mario 64. XD But here it is, part two of my topo, início 10 most hated songs!

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED IT WOULD BE OUT YESTERDAY! D:

Me: Wait, what? I never said that.........

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED! D:

Me: Are you TONE DEAF!? I JUST said I neve-

Random Obnoxious Person: BUT YOU PROMISED! D:

Me: ...................... Tell me, what's your favorito candy? >:)

Random Obnoxious Person: Uh, mint chocolate, I guess. :P

Me: I HOPE YOU LIKE NAPALM FLAMETHROWER! >:D DIE BITCH!!!!

*TV Static o___O*...

Well, I thought it was time to make myself look like a creep. There are always those one girls who act very little like girls and behave mais like males, which is what makes a tomboy. What separate’s tomboys from girls is how they behave. Other girls would use makeup, are always making their hair look nice, and wear clothing made for their gender. Tomboy’s rarely use makeup, if ever, don’t give a damn about their hair, and prefer a simple T-shirt. And that is why I always thought tomboy’s to be the best kind of female… Yes, I am aware that I am sounding like a creep. Kinda hard to...

When it comes to anime, you usually get these big eyed and big breasted characters that probably (No, mais like most likely) go to school, fight monsters or some villain in some way for ten trillion episodes, and deal with the occasional de praia, praia of hot spring episode. And it’s all in the typical 2D art style, and that’s how animê fãs want it. Trust me, if I learned anything from the 2016 Berserk anime, it’s that going from 2D to 3D is a terrible decision. However, there is one 3D animê that everyone loves…. Well, everyone who’s seen it that is. And that animê (And yes, it is an anime)...

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Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side por side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now you understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look progressivo, para a frente to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

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Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got dividido, dividir into...

.......... What the fuck did I just read. I can tell you, you need to notjust be crazy to write a fanfic like this, you need to be crazy on drugs, while drunk, and having ADD. The fanfic in pergunta is jesus and Hitler.
Now, some of you might think that this is a buddy fanfic. Yeah... Well, I wish it was. But... I didn't want to tell you the whole title. Hell, the título of this artigo doesn't even mock the full name. The full name is.... Oh dear god... Is jesus and Hitler.... A Romance....... I'm sure loads of readers just left. Yes, you heard me right, this fanfic is a romantic fanfiction...

This is a game that me and my two brothers loved back in the day. It was a game we first found in our local dollar store… Yes, it was that obscure. And worse of all, it wasn’t even in the front row. It was hidden behind a copy of Attack of the filmes 3D (And don’t worry, I’ll get to that game another time). We ended up buying three copies of this game. The first from the dollar store, another from the bargain bin at a Wal-Mart, and I bought my copy online for six bucks. Needless to say, this game was cheap as hell, despite that it deserved much mais amor than that. And that game is...

Hello, everyone, and Merry Christmas. Today is the final dia of the 12 Days of Christmassacre, and today, I’ve got the best thing to celebrate it. Remember on the October Movie Marathon, when on Halloween, I made a review on Trick ‘r Treat, the most Halloween-y horror movie out there? Well, for natal day, I’ve got the most Christmas-y horror movie ever made. Of course, it was made por the same guy who did Trick ‘r Treat, Michael Dougherty. Of course, since Trick r’ Treat had a jack-o-lantern on each shot, this movie is filled with natal lights on each screen. So today, everybody,...

What, an animated horror movie? Well, kinda. I wanna recommend something that can be seen as PG rated for once, and since I want to save a very special animated horror-themed movie for December, I decided to choose something that was good, but probably not as well known as that (And you’ll know what I’m talking about when natal comes around) For now, let’s talk about probably the scariest children’s horror movie… At least, from what I’ve seen: Monster House



Monster House takes place in a small town neighborhood, where local kid DJ spies on his neighbor, the elderly and...

Wow… just wow. The author of todays fanfic didn’t even fucking try to make it good. Just a minuto and a half long story, and that’s it. And its especially insulting to me, because this is a Zelda fanfic, and I amor the Zelda games. So, lets start the fanfic, named Majora’s Pants… About half of you just left. I can feel it. You all left because the título is so stupid, its unbelievable.
So, it starts with Link walking into the Great Deku árvore and- HOLD ON! Majora? Great Deku Tree? Both of them are from different Zelda games. The Great Deku árvore is from Ocarina of Time, whereas Majora...

Back in the beginning of 2015, when GTA V was still insanely popular, before it became slightly less popular, me and my brother were playing this game like crazy, always messing around with the world whenever we could. Neither of us gave a shit about the story, we wanted to explore. And soon, when our parents bought us XBox Gold, we were able to play the insanely fun GTA Online, and of course, when I say fun, I mean funny as hell, because my brother would piss off a whole bunch of little kids who thought they were God and would start making them scream. It was really funny, One day, when my...

Aquamarine's Choice: Dark Brotherhood from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim



Aquamarine6663 - Instead of just one level or quest, what I really hate is the whole Dark Brotherhood storyline and quests in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Seriously. It was decent the first time I played, but the rest of the times, it's just really boring. Unlike in Oblivion were the missions had creativity such as, "Kill this guy in this way or no reward" but in Skyrim, it's just, "Kill this guy any way possible. It doesn't matter if the guards catch you or not". Seriously? Nobody, in all of Skyrim, wants someone to die in...

Children are the young members of society and are the future or the world, leading to something new for all of us to do. So, it only makes sense that they are all super annoying in video games. Now, this will probably be my most controversial list… I mean, I am hating on children, so… That is pretty bad. But, this is something no one has done before, so I have to do it before someone else takes it. Rules as usual. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. Finally, I can’t think of too much children that are annoying, so, this will just have to do. Enjoy.

#5:...

Now, there are a lot of moments in games that are always fun to look at. However, there are those game moments that we don’t like. So much, in fact, that we try our hardest to avoid ever seeing these moments. Now, these thing have to be avoided because they are either annoying or saddening. Also, for a moment to make this list, the moment has to be avoidable, but not easy to avoid either. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Losing to the Beetle from Donkey Kong 64 - Now, while Donkey Kong 64 is a fun game, there is something that ISN’T fun. That would...

#20: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gamecube Version



Wow. We’re just starting off really strong, aren’t we. The first Flintstones movie wasn’t exactly Oscar worthy, but at least it wasn’t the sequel, Viva Rock Vegas, a movie that nobody liked and was probably made because of a lack of ideas. So naturally, with a movie that bad that was a sequel to a not great movie based on a cartoon show, it only makes sense that this movie would get a game based on it. A Dreamcast version was planned, but was later cancelled and the game was then ported to the playstation 2. It was a racing...

Nik: Okay, guys. Why don’t we play some Mortal Kombat
Ryan: Yeah, that sounds awesome
Ben: Sure
Nik: Okay. I get dibs on Scorpion
Ryan: I get to be Sub-Zero
Ben: And I’ll be Raiden
Nik: Alright, let’s pla-
SJW: Ugh, that’s so typical of you
Nik: Uh… who are you?
SJW: I’m a Social Justice Warrior, and I noticed that you all chose to play as guys
Nik: Yeah…. and?
SJW: Well, maybe you should give some attention to the female characters
Nik: …… Does it really matter? It’s just a game
SJW: Are you trying to say that you are sexist
Nik: Oh my god, fine. I’ll play as Kitana
SJW: Oh, of course,...

I know that Dia das bruxas isn’t for another nine months, but screw it, I like Dia das bruxas and if we can still celebrate natal in January, then we can celebrate Dia das bruxas at any time. So, let us talk about witches in the media, as requested por mariofan14. There are a lot of witches out there. Some are seen as old green women with an evil mind, and the other are young and beautiful women who are good hearted, but a bit mischievous. So, before we start, a few rules. I am including witches from everything. Games, movies, anime, you name it. If it’s a witch, she’s there. Second, only from what...

Welcome to Eastwood was a very successful series of mine (As successful as it gets with my writing). So, naturally, there was a lot of work and amor that went on behind it. So, I want to share some facts about Welcome to Eastwood. Any information about the series and what goes on in the making is able to be put on here

#1: Welcome to Eastwood was inspired from the creator, Nik Craig's, own experiences in middle school and high school, where everyone did things that he thought were, and I quote, “Very fucking stupid”.

#2: The series was originally going to have the main character have a god...

Wind: (Sits at a coffee shop, drinking black coffee)
Person: (Talking on phone) Hey, did you hear what the news said about the middle east? Yeah, total terrorists. Without a doubt…. Evidence? It’s the news. Clearly they know what they’re doing.
Wind: (Annoyed groan as he walks out of the shop)

Wind: (Starts putting papers around the town)
Hannah: Wind, what are you doing?
Wind: I’ve got an important message to tell everyone
Hannah: Wind, every time you give out some sort of message, people either get angry, get hurt, or a very screwed up combination of the two
Wind: Well, that’s what happens...

Wind: (Reads book)
Amanda: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do you want, Amanda
Amanda: I came to talk. You never got my text message
Wind: I don’t have a phone
Amanda: I could have sworn I bought you one
Wind: Well
(One Night Earlier)
Phone: You have reached the voicemail box of...
Wind’s Message: Fuck off
Phone: Please leave a message and call again later
Wind: (Places phone on and smashes it with a hammer)
(Present Time)
Wind: …… I misplaced it
Amanda: Well, since you lost it, I’ll just ask you myself
Wind: Ask me what?
Amanda: Would you like to go Mars Bucks
Wind: What is a Mars Bucks?
Amanda: It’s this...