Toon Link

Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will you stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, you better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No you won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see you again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, you creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag you around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...

Link: Okay, so, who is the seguinte helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the seguinte person on the list is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think you should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't you help me? I need you to go and...

Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad you see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut you the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the seguinte island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but you have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...

Okay, so, when you think of violent video games, where you kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, or Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where you don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where you go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme or reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that you play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...

So, there are people out there who prefer animê over western desenhos animados and there are people who prefer western desenhos animados over anime. Me, personally, well, if you asked me at the age of seven, I would have said western. But, given the shit we see today, I think its obvious that animê is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, or Avatar: The Last Airbender, but you know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying laranja TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an animê that has the western style animation. That show would be the...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, topo, início Ten Overrated animê of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets mais praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most favorito animê of all time. I amor this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...

Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One dia from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did you wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. You just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...

Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did you send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link por using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and you fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't you just take...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favorito shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be said about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope you all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the show started in October 2010. MLP was created por Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters início for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this show is amazing. Of course, the...

(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are you done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this you are saying
Joe:...

Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: You mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...

So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a list on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the anterior 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...

I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...

So I know that, in an artigo that I made some time ago, that I said that Melee was probably my least favorito Smash Bros. game. And I still happily joke about it, if only to piss off fãs of the game. But looking at it now, I probably put the most time and had the most fun with Smash. Bros Melee. And well, here we are now. The first Smash Bros. entry on this list.
So during the good old days when my choices in consoles were a PS2, an Xbox, or a Gamecube (And no one gave a shit about the Dreamcast), your choices were Halo for Xbox, Metal Gear Solid for PS2, or Super Smash Bros. Melee....

Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the pónei, pônei Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to cadastrar-se their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend arco iris, arco-íris Dash. They...