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Well, everyone, I have decided to cancelar natal this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst natal related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...

*The hatred that Hannah had for Franklin was building up inside. He was right. He was right about her. But she had a feeling, a feeling that, if she didn’t do something, he would get away with these murders. There would be no evidence, nothing to prove that he was the one responsible for the murders. She didn’t show any signs of hesitation for someone like him. She aimed the gun at Franklin and fired the gun at his head. He fell back, his body limp before it even hit the ground. As soon as he was dead, the world around Hannah started to fall into black as she slowly awakened.*

*William rested...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another topo, início ten list for the Dia das bruxas season. Today, we will be looking at another set of spooky structures, except, instead of the haunted house, will be looking at a large castle. Castles are large structures made long ago, which housed rich and royal people. While they are an amazing piece of history, there is no doubt that there is something creepy about walking into an old castelo in the middle of the night. So, today, we’ll be looking at the abundance of castles from a multitude of things. First, some rules. FIRST, only castles from what I have seen....

Now, I amor video games…. and, you all know that. Okay, I amor video games, but, not every game is perfect. In fact, there are parts of games that take all the fun from the game and ruin it. So, I am going to show you guys the moments in games that annoy me. First off, these are all from games I play, and they have to be from games I like. So, with that said, lets begin



#15: Ashley Section from Resident Evil 4 - So, after playing as a bad bunda bodyguard to the president who is going around killing psychotic villagers, what do we get? We get to play as Ashley, the annoying, and useless...

Now, final bosses are the final challenge of the game, between you and the completion of the game. And, of course, they are always the greatest moment of the game. So, with that, I want to tell you all my favorito boss fights in games. But, the obvious rules. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Also, this list contains MASSIVE Spoilers, so, you have been warned. So, with that, here we go.



#10: Bowser from Super Mario 64 - What better way to start off the list then with the first final boss I have ever fought in a game. Sure, he may not be so well, por todays...

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S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina animê - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one mais class I have to...

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Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of you are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed por

Adventures Of Thomas & friends - Rated...

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that amor cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal rua racers, or cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when you go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if you take a look at the map, you will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are fogo departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, popular for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

Narrator: Gather around children, and and I’ll tell you a tale
Child: Why are we here
Narrator: Because I ain’t getting paid por the hora just to sit around with my dick in my hand. Now, this is based on a true story
Child: But you said it was a tale
Narrator: Don’t pergunta my rhyming. Now, it all started in Colorado
Child: Is it South Park
Narrator: No, now shut up. Now, this is the story of of Wind and how he was less of a dick on Christmas

Wind: (Lying his head on the desk, as natal música plays on the P.A.)
Cody: Hey, faggy Claus. I learned that one from a movie
Wind: (Sits his head up,...

You know, after the fucking disaster that was the live action Attack on Titan movie, I thought about what was some of the worst Japanese movie adaptions from an animê and game. It was honestly kind of hard. I decided to look at games, since they seem to be fucked up very easily por everyone. First, there was the live action Phoenix Wright movie…. and it was surprisingly good. And trust me, I’ll talk about that movie some other time. So, I decided to take a look at a movie that took place two years after the Phoenix Wright movie. It is a movie based on the famous RPG Maker game Ao Oni…....

Remember in my review of I Won't Leave You when I said that there is a story that has no respect in it. Well, that story would be Ihsoy.
So, this is a Mario creepypasta about a cursed Mario game. Fan-fucking-tastic. Anyway, the story starts with a guy going to a Gamestop and buying the game that has a bad marker composição literária on it. The store does know those are signs of a bootleg game, right.
Anyway, he pays this on his 3DS, and the game starts with Mario getting killed por Yoshi.... Well, that escalated quickly. Then, Mario comes back to life and kills Yoshi.... and this goes on and on and on. It...

Hello everyone, and today, instead of a simple video game list. Well, now, here is a topo, início ten animê shows. Now, I always loved animê ever since I was a little kid, and it is still lovable today. So, what are my most favorito animes of all time. Well, let me tell you

10: Bobobobo Bobobo - My god, this show is animê is freaking hilarious. It is about a man named Bobobobo Bobobo, but it's Bobobo for short, who uses his hair fighting technique to fight off the evil tyrant Czar Baldy Bald IV and his plans to make everyone bald. This show is just so crazy and so funny at the same time. If you want...

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

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Stallion 55: *Standing por his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

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Julia: *Chasing a pónei, pônei driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
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Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting seguinte to her*...

Announcer 1: Hello everyone, and welcome to another game of High school Baseball. I’m Dave Davidson
Announcer 2: And I’m John Johnson
Dave: And we got a real good game for you all today. It’s the Trenton Democrats against their rivals, the, and I can’t believe this is the team name, oxford Fascist Fuckers
John: That’s right, Dave. And it looks like the Fascist Fuckers who are gonna get fucked
Dave: Kinda like your ex-wife
John: Very true. Now, lets look at the best players. For the Trenton Democrats, we have Little Ray, with a height of over 7’5
Dave: I still don’t get why they...