Master Sword (Snapped)

Dear God. I knew that some shit was just fucked-up, but this.... THIS.... Oh dear God........ I'm reviewing Root Her.
This is a fanfic based off of the Stephen Spielberg blockbuster, Jurassic Park. I amor this movie. Hell, who doesn't. It was a movie that pretty much had some of the best visuals of all time and some wonderful characters. Then Jurassic Parks 2 and 3 came out and the rest is history. But trust me, those two filmes don't even compare to this abomination. So, here we go.
We start with a worker, Jeffery, getting dragged into the cage por a dinosaur. A raptor, to be exact. When he sees...

When you have a estrela Wars fanfic, you really don't know if it will be good or bad, but when that estrela Wars fanfic is called A Nude Hope... Well, what the hell do you think its going to be.
So we start with Luke going to the bathroom, when Leia... Or Leah as the fanfic calls her, walks in wearing a bath towel... This can only end the way bad fanfictions do. So, Leah thinks like a pervert, like all fanfiction characters do, and decides to have sex with Luke. Let me remind you that Luke and Leia are brother and sister. Grossed out yet. Don't worry, you'll get mais grossed out soon after. So, after...

(Door sino rings) (Nick opens door)
Joe: Hey, you mind if I steal-
Nick: Go away, hipster (Shuts door)
Joe: ...... Well fuck you, too
Cody: (Watching TV) Who was that
Nick: Another damn hipster wanting to steal my soul. I knew that's how they created more
Cory: Hey, guys, do you know that there are a bunch of robbers going around robbing banks just like you two
Nick: WHAT? Now we got competition.
Cory: Pretty much
Nick: Well, fuck that, come on Cody
Cody: Well, the football game is about to come on, and you know I amor seeing guys ram into each other
Cory: Football? Hot damn (Sits on couch)
Nick: Okay,...

Hello, and let me tell you about one of my favorito video game companies... Besides Nintendo... And Capcom... And Konami... You get the idea. Now, I amor Rockstar Games. They make so many great games. So, what are my favoritos amongst the series. Well, here they are. And please don't get mad at me

5: L.A. Noire - Now, this is what you get when you take Phoenix Wright and make it mais violent and actually make the main character shoot something, well, mais of someone and never something. Anyway, L.A. Noire is a great game that doesn't start you off as a criminal like Rockstars mais successful...

I can't believe that there is a creepypasta mais poorly written then Jeff the Killer. Yes, I actually found one that is much mais worse. But, it's the sequel to the disaster, known as The Return of Jeff the Killer.
Now, imagine if the psychopathic killer Hannibal Lecter just went ahead and started jumping out and killing people if they watched a video tape of him. Pretty terrible killer, isn't it. Well, that's what they did with Jeff the Killer. I'm not kidding, Jeff is now some sort of ghost killer who comes and kills people who watch a video tape.
Anyway, the story starts with this police officer...