Deal or No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal or No Deal, a game show that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal or No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, or what made it so popular to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the time. But what was it that made Deal or No Deal on the DS so exceptionally awful? Well, it was made por Destination Software, responsible for classic titles like Balls of Fury on the Wii… oh dear.
So the título screen starts you off with this really obnoxious sound when you mover the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal or No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a pasta, maleta with the million dollars in it and when given the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the pasta, maleta you have, you could choose to accept the deal or not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. You pick a case, you then pick seven others, you get an offer on what to do, and you just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope you like hearing what I assume is the Deal or No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when you are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal or No Deal. But you probably want to know if I won or not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether you like it or not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went início with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal or No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game show I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If you don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here you go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal or No Deal video game, so I think I lost mais than just a million dollars.
So the título screen starts you off with this really obnoxious sound when you mover the cursor to different modes, so my first instinct was to turn it off. But when I did, it turned off every sound in the game, voices included. So, we gotta stick with this obnoxious sound. I also took notice of the compressed sound. I know the DS had a lot of compressed audio, but man, this is really bad. It’s like it was ripped straight off an illegal MP3 website from 2001. Now I have an all new respect for the ripped soundtrack of Elite Beat Agents that are compressed online. Anyway, we start off with our lovely host, Howie Mandel. Kinda looks like Shido from Persona 5. But in the game… ugh. Why’s he gotta look like the creature from Bride of the Monster. And also, is he doing the fucking pose from that “You know I had to do it to ‘em” meme? After we get introduced to him, his army of twenty six Slender Women with ghost trails walk onto the field and we can finally start the game. For those that don’t watch Deal or No Deal, like me, I assume the goal is to pick a pasta, maleta with the million dollars in it and when given the choice of a set number, unsure of what is in the pasta, maleta you have, you could choose to accept the deal or not. So does this game do that? Oh yeah, it sure does. But man, is it… not really fun. You pick a case, you then pick seven others, you get an offer on what to do, and you just keep that up. It’s a very long, dull game. And I hope you like hearing what I assume is the Deal or No Deal theme song, because it plays after every round. And near the end when you are selecting one case at a time, it plays so much that it starts to get really grating. That being said, it’s just a poor man’s Deal or No Deal. But you probably want to know if I won or not? Well, let me tell you, when I got the offer for $400,000, I had a feeling my lucky case 7 was the right one. It was a tough battle of attrition, but I was determined that at least $400,000 was in that case. I told the banker no. I don’t want your $100,000. I want that solid $400,000 and I am leaving with it, whether you like it or not. I kept the 7, even with the chance to trade, I kept at it, and I went início with a solid… $1….. Fuck this game.
So yeah, that was Deal or No Deal. Basic as can be, pretty much a watered down, dull version of a game show I have never seen before. And sadly, it’s the only game on here I’ve beaten so far. If you don’t find nothing but hitting the A button and really not caring about your decisions that much, then here you go. Maybe game shows loose their thrill when a million dollars aren’t on the line, I don’t know. What I do know is that I spent fifty cents on the Deal or No Deal video game, so I think I lost mais than just a million dollars.
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because por the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first soco knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because por the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first soco knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..